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Post by theman on Dec 7, 2007 16:12:23 GMT -5
The Man is lying there in bed with ONE of his ladies, Alyssa. They are at the moment, just lying there playing around.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yeah baby, you know The Man likes it when you do that shit.[/glow]
Oh I know you do.
They begin to kiss and Man removes his shirt when his phone rings.
*RING* *RING*
[glow=purple,2,300]Fuck man always at the wrong damn time do they call The Man.[/glow]
Man answers.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yo whoever dis is here I'm going to have to call ya back later homes, The Man is busy right now.[/glow]
Man waits for a response.
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 7, 2007 16:20:31 GMT -5
Damn...Domino's must be REALLY hurting for employees if they're hiring rappers now...
"Christ, finally! Hey I need to order three large pizzas, one with everything you got in the kitchen on it, one with just mostly pepperoni and cheese. That's for my bowel movement addicted Mexican friend, and the last one with everything as well but with EXTRA EXTRA...Onions. That's for Jacob...Don't ask. And I need it like yesterday. These boys are starving. Porn marathons take a lot out of you ya' know? So when can I expect the delivery homes, "G"Money, jive sucka'...Um...Yea..." |
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Post by theman on Dec 7, 2007 16:35:43 GMT -5
The Man is absolutely shocked.
[glow=purple,2,300]Wait what in the name of 50 Cent, fucking Dominoes Pizza bitch? Shit, if you order any pizza homie, you need to order Pizza Inn Pizza. That shit is off the chain homie. Now, if that aint in yur area then I suggest going to Little Ceasers and getting about ten or so Hot N Ready Pizzas. There the shit homie, but anyways you got the wrong numba. You eat onions on your pizza? Man you must like some fucked up kind of pizza dog.[/glow]
Man waits for a response and wondering how this dude mixed up his cell number with Dominoes Pizza.
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 7, 2007 16:38:46 GMT -5
"Dude...Stop playing around. That's not good public service skills man. The customer is always right right? Yea I know, now get off your Rap City watchin' ass and get our pizzas over here before I ask to speak to your manager. And why in the blue hell are you advertising for OTHER pizza establishments man? You're gonna get freakin' fired. You ever had a hungry horny mexican on your couch with his hand stuck in his shorts Al Bundy style? It's not a pretty thing. I need those pizzas or else he's gonna not wanna leave when it's time to close up shop here. So, how long?" |
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Post by theman on Dec 7, 2007 16:46:14 GMT -5
The Man is speechless.
[glow=purple,2,300]Man just who the hell do you think you are? Just who in the hell do you think you are talking to here? How in gods name did you call The Mans number instead of Dominoes fucking pizza? [/glow]
Man is starting to get a little impatient.
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Dec 7, 2007 16:48:45 GMT -5
Cruise, coming through the background on Cam's side of the phone...
"Don't forget my extra onions man. Got this bad taste in my mouth. I think only onions are strong enough to take it away.....Next time I'll pay attention to the 'do not taste' sign...." |
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Post by theman on Dec 7, 2007 16:53:16 GMT -5
The Man covers his phone up.
[glow=purple,2,300]WHAT IN THE FUCK MAN. ARE THESE GUYS FUCKING DOPED UP OR SOMETHING?[/glow]
Man speaks to himself.
[glow=purple,2,300]You know what? Ohhhh shit I just got the greatest idea EVERRRRRRRR.[/glow]
Man puts the phone back up to his mouth.
[glow=purple,2,300]Good evening sir thank you for calling Dominoes may I take your order?[/glow]
Man waits for a response.
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 7, 2007 16:53:46 GMT -5
Cam raises an eyebrow looking back towards 'Nando and Jacob seated on the couch before responding...
"..."
"Bad taste?...Try gargling with Massengil. I hear it works wonders...Summers Eve may aggravate those cavities you got..."
Once again speaking into the phone...
"The Man"? So you're the dude people of color always talk about is holding them back or something? You like...REALLY exist? Wow. I never knew...But..."
"With all the holding back minorities you do, shouldn't you have a better gig than slinging pizzas?..."
"...."
"Wait a second, are you bullshittin' me man? Look we just want some eats for heaven's sake. Can you help us or not? Put your manager on the phone Jay-Z, I can't speak with someone who's not serious about their job. First you're not working for Domino's and now you are. Which is it already?" |
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Dec 7, 2007 16:59:42 GMT -5
Reaching into his back pocket and removing his wallet...
"Dude, dude....Ask um if they take credit cards. If so, tell um your names Dustin James....."
Removing the 'found' credit card of Dustin James, which Cruise just hadn't got around to returning yet. He walks over to Cam and places it infront of him...
"Hey, you got any of that...Meg..ns..il....What ever the hell you said stuff? This shits tasting bad for real....I'm begining to think it wasn't worth that five dollars you bet me to eat that shit....And tell that bitch to get us some grub....I want some breadsticks too...Heh, breadsticks rule..." |
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 7, 2007 17:09:39 GMT -5
Cam takes the card from Jacob, holding it up eye level and reading the name on it before looking back to his partner. Dude looked sick as hell too. Yea....That's Cam's fault this time...
"Nah man I don't just keep feminine hygiene products sitting around. There's some Maalox in the bathroom cabinet though. Don't know what it does but...'Nando takes it a lot. You been drinking behind 'Nando again haven't you?" |
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Dec 7, 2007 17:29:17 GMT -5
"Feminine hy....Oh, I get it....you were trying to make a joke before...hahahAHAhAHAhAhaha...Bastard!....."
Turning away from Cam, Cruise goes on a mystic adventure full of excitement, danger, an peril....or, he just goes to find the Maalox...whichever story you prefer....
"Better order my damn breadsticks...." |
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Post by theman on Dec 8, 2007 12:36:47 GMT -5
Man holds back his anger.
[glow=purple,2,300]Look sir I was just pretending to be The Man haha. The Man is just such a big celebrity in Chi Town that I just thought it would of been a good joke to pull on a calling customer. Now May I take your order? I herd from someone in da background that you guys wanted Breadsticks. So what else would you guys like?[/glow]
Man has an evil smile on his face as he waits for a response.
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 8, 2007 17:08:30 GMT -5
"Godda...Look I already placed the order one time before. Didn't you write it down or something? You know what don't even worry about it, cancel that order. I'll just keep my freakin' money and order chinese. Haven't seen many cats around Chicago so it's bound to at least be fresh. So Aidios GAY-Z!"
*CLICK*
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Post by theman on Dec 9, 2007 21:02:56 GMT -5
The Man looks at his cell and sees that whoever it was has hung up. The Man just smiles and jumps up off the bed and throws a shirt on.
[glow=purple,2,300]Be back in a few.[/glow]
But baby...
[glow=purple,2,300]A FEW MINUTES.[/glow]
Ok............gosh.
The Man slams the door behind him as he is very pissed off. He heads into his secret camera room where he has a man that goes by the secret name Droopy.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yo Droopy got someone for ya to look up and trakedown.[/glow]
Alright give me the name or picture.
[glow=purple,2,300]Nah this time its just a phone number homie.[/glow]
Hit me.
[glow=purple,2,300]555-4078[/glow]
Alright give me 30 minutes at the most.
[glow=purple,2,300]Alright man I'll be here.[/glow]
About 19 minutes later, Droopy has the information needed.
Alright dude the cell number belongs to a man named Cameron Kincaid.
[glow=purple,2,300]Cameron Kincaid?[/glow]
Yes sir Cameron Kincaid. His whereabouts are at this address, 1234 Batman Thumper Avenue. So id hit him up there, BUT he may not be there at this moment in time so be careful.
[glow=purple,2,300]Will do man, Thanks. Who says money doesn't buy happiness.[/glow]
Both men laugh.
Well in this case it may buy you some time in jail but hey I am not the boss.
[glow=purple,2,300]It does buy The Man one of the best hackers in the world.[/glow]
Yep, I can find anyone on the web.
[glow=purple,2,300]PEACE dude.[/glow]
See ya.
The Man leaves the room and heads out the back door to his secret car, an Aston Martin. Man gets in the car and drives off, he heads down a few blocks and ends up at a Little Ceasers. He gets out of the car and heads inside. He sees a Mexican lady working at the register.
TAKING A PEPPERONI.
OK.
What can I get for you sir?
[glow=purple,2,300]Well my dear can The Man have one large pizza with everything on it, one large pizza with AS MUCH PEPPERONI AND CHEESE as you can fit on a pizza. You know how Mexicans eat.[/glow]
The lady gives Man a mean look.
Excuse Me?
[glow=purple,2,300]And The Man would like one large pizza with LOTS and LOTS of onions on it.[/glow]
The lady is still pissed off as she brings up the ticket.
That will be 19.76 SIRRRRRRRRRR.
The Man takes out his wallet and hands her a twenty.
[glow=purple,2,300]Here ya go baby.[/glow]
Call me that again I will have you arrested. YOU HEAR ME?
[glow=purple,2,300]Whoa whoa take a chill pill baby, The Man wouldn't do anything to you. Besides, I can get YOU FIRED if I really wanted to.[/glow]
The lady gives him another mean look and takes the receipt back to the cooks. The Man waits about 15 minutes until the pizza is done.
Here are your pizzas sir.
[glow=purple,2,300]Thank ya so much baby.[/glow]
She gives him another mean look as he winks at her and leaves.
[glow=purple,2,300]Batman Thumper Avenue huh? Well then Mr. Kincaid it looks to me like you will receive your pizzas.[/glow]
Man gets into his car and drives off. About 10 minutes later he finds the road and house.
[glow=purple,2,300]What a nice dump this place is.[/glow]
Man get out of his car and heads up to the front door. He knocks.
*knock knock*
The door opens and.....................
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 9, 2007 22:00:07 GMT -5
"...What the hell..."
Cam opens the door, immediately noticing the menacing looking black man standing there with...Pizza? He slowly turns his head to Jacob standing directly behind him, staring just as confused as he was. Looks like that neighborhood watch shit wasn't doing a DAMN thing. He shakes his head before turning back to...Whoever this was standing in his door looking like a Yo!MTV Raps reject and...
"Um hello there gold chain wearing black man ahhh...What can I do for you? If you're looking for the Mr. T memorabilia seminar I think it's around the block homey." |
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