Post by PornStar on Dec 3, 2007 0:32:46 GMT -5
Name: Jason Arielle, AKA PornStar, AKA The Skin-Flick Phenom, AKA King Large-Cock, AKA the Fat Chick Pointer-Outer, AKA Your Illegitimate Father, AKA The Reason your Kids Shouldn't Be on Myspace, AKA Jason Angel, AKA The Biggest Coward In the Famila, AKA The Creator of the Famila, AKA the Crown Pimp of the Hills of Azeroth, AKA Cross Genovese to women who don't recognize him...
Hometown: Sin City FTMFWB Nevada!!!
Entrance Music: "Summer Romance" by Incubus
Fighting Specialty: Brawler, Dirty(I think...)
Finishing Maneuver: Grapefruit Claw (MINE'S BIGGER!!!!)
Secondary: Golden Globes (My Saturday Night Reminder)
Bio:
PornStar, Buck Fuckin' Wylde... the sumbitch you all hate yet are the biggest mark for. Only Brent Starr tops his ass. On Wednesdays. For the win. So sayeth Buck.
He's an announcer now, since some crazy bitch tried to kill him... he probably owed her child support or something. So, psycho bitch killed most of the rest of the Fam. Sucks to be them, right? Yeah, I think so too. Being not worth a bullet PWNS!!! He's untouchable and can't be ruined whatsoever, yet will ruin everybody in a second.
His accomplishments?
Fought to become the first World Champion for APW, with a severe threat of dooming the entire company if he won...
Added a host of noobs to his PWNT by Penetrator list, half of them quit the company soon after.
PWNed people out of their socks so harshly that even he felt bad about it when he was too drunk to not laugh at it anymore.
And watched Lilith masturbate herself by rubbing her thick thighs together in his truck in front of the Canadian Border Patrol. FTW.
Oh, and she can't pwn his ass either. Nothing can ruin this man.
Even the FCC.
Oh, and on his offdays? He's a pimp in the nerdfest World of Warcraft. Literally. He finds female players and offers them to nerds for Cyber sex for gold for him to sell on Ebay. He figured out how to work the system, literally.
Hometown: Sin City FTMFWB Nevada!!!
Entrance Music: "Summer Romance" by Incubus
Fighting Specialty: Brawler, Dirty(I think...)
Finishing Maneuver: Grapefruit Claw (MINE'S BIGGER!!!!)
Secondary: Golden Globes (My Saturday Night Reminder)
Bio:
PornStar, Buck Fuckin' Wylde... the sumbitch you all hate yet are the biggest mark for. Only Brent Starr tops his ass. On Wednesdays. For the win. So sayeth Buck.
He's an announcer now, since some crazy bitch tried to kill him... he probably owed her child support or something. So, psycho bitch killed most of the rest of the Fam. Sucks to be them, right? Yeah, I think so too. Being not worth a bullet PWNS!!! He's untouchable and can't be ruined whatsoever, yet will ruin everybody in a second.
His accomplishments?
Fought to become the first World Champion for APW, with a severe threat of dooming the entire company if he won...
Added a host of noobs to his PWNT by Penetrator list, half of them quit the company soon after.
PWNed people out of their socks so harshly that even he felt bad about it when he was too drunk to not laugh at it anymore.
And watched Lilith masturbate herself by rubbing her thick thighs together in his truck in front of the Canadian Border Patrol. FTW.
Oh, and she can't pwn his ass either. Nothing can ruin this man.
Even the FCC.
Oh, and on his offdays? He's a pimp in the nerdfest World of Warcraft. Literally. He finds female players and offers them to nerds for Cyber sex for gold for him to sell on Ebay. He figured out how to work the system, literally.