Post by theman on Nov 7, 2007 17:49:17 GMT -5
The Man is seen riding in the back of his limousine along with his new fair Alyssa.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yo Alyssa The Man is going to show you a great time tonight baby.[/glow]
What are you talking about? You always show me a good time.
[glow=purple,2,300]Your damn right The Man shows you a good time haha. But tonight we will be going to the best Club in all of Chi Town baby. THA SHIN DIG. You know why this is the best club in the world?[/glow]
Why?
[glow=purple,2,300]Because it belongs to The Man of course. But first, we are going to stop by one of The Man's favorite stores. [/glow]
What would that be baby?
The Man looks at Alyssa.
[glow=purple,2,300]THE SEX STORE.[/glow]
OHHHHHHH Baby you are going all out tonight.
She kisses The man on the cheek.
[glow=purple,2,300]Shit babe your damn right I am, anything for you.[/glow]
Awwwww.
[glow=purple,2,300]Haha.[/glow]
The Man hits the speaker button.
[glow=purple,2,300]Jenkins?[/glow]
Yes?
[glow=purple,2,300]Stop right here.[/glow]
But we aren't.............
[glow=purple,2,300]STOP THE DAMN CAR.[/glow]
Jenkins slams on his brakes as he pulls over to the side.
Very well.
[glow=purple,2,300]DAMN JENKINS I had no idea you were Richard Petty.[/glow]
Whatever.
Jenkins gets out of the car and walks over and opens the door for The Man and his fair lady.
[glow=purple,2,300]Thank you Jenkins, you are The Man.[/glow]
No you are sir.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yes haha I am The Man.[/glow]
The Man and Alyssa get out of the car and head into the Sex Shop. The Man walks over to the DVD's and checks them out.
[glow=purple,2,300]Lets see here.........hummmmm..........Chicks With Dicks?[/glow]
Uhhhh no.
The Man laughs.
[glow=purple,2,300]Ok what about uhhhh Safari Trip?[/glow]
Hummm no.
[glow=purple,2,300]Boy Toy?[/glow]
Hehe no.
[glow=purple,2,300]Insert It, Down For The Count, Don't Do Me Like That, Hit Me Baby One More Time, That Doesn't Belong There?[/glow]
No baby.
[glow=purple,2,300]Damn girl you can't be this picky around The Man. You don't see The Man this picky when it comes to you do ya?[/glow]
Hehe no but I see what you should buy me.
The Man has a Really? look on his face as he turns and looks in the direction that Alyssa is looking. The Man sees a dominatrix suit, a Red Dominatrix suit. The Man and Alyssa look at each other. The Man and Alyssa come walking out of the store all happy as you see The Man carrying a bag in his left hand while Alyssa is holding his right. Jenkins opens the door for The Man and Alyssa to get back into the car. Jenkins shuts the door and shakes his head.
The Man is a walking STD.
Jenkins gets back into the car and drives off. About Ten minutes later they arrive at The Club.
[glow=purple,2,300]Here we go baby, THA SHIN DIG. The best damn club in all of Chi Town as well as the world.[/glow]
Hehe are you going to be as much alcohol that you can?
[glow=purple,2,300]Girl you bet that fine sexy ass of yours that The Man will buy you as many drinks as you need.[/glow]
Alyssa makes a cat growl as Jenkins opens the door.
Come now love birds.
Aww Jenkins you should come with us?
No I have uhmmm better things to do.
You sure?
[glow=purple,2,300]Dude Jenkins is always doing his own thang, let him be.[/glow]
Yes I usually do my own things.
[glow=purple,2,300]See ya later Jenkins The Man and the lady are going to have some fun.[/glow]
You go do that.
Jenkins walks back and gets into the drivers seat and now patiently waits as The Man walks into his club.
Good evening sir.
[glow=purple,2,300]Good evening to you to Jackaroo.[/glow]
Who was that?
[glow=purple,2,300]That was Jackaroo the Guard, he guards and makes sure no low ass scum walks into The Mans club.[/glow]
Jackaroo?
[glow=purple,2,300]Long story baby.[/glow]
The Man walks through the club and makes his way to his own private section. Along the way he sees a fight getting ready to happen between two men.
[glow=purple,2,300]Watch this baby.[/glow]
The Man walks over to the two men getting ready to fight.
[glow=purple,2,300]Excuse me fellas but what seems to be the problem here?[/glow]
HEY FUCK OFF DUDE THIS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Oh it isn't now?[/glow]
The guy gets into The Mans face.
No I don't believe it is.
[glow=purple,2,300]Haha boy do you have any who you are messing with?[/glow]
Ugh no, should I haha?
The guy looks back at his buddies and girls as the other guy just stands there with his buddies and girls.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yeah you should homie.[/glow]
Homie? This isn't no damn Mexican bar..............HOMIE.
The guy laughs his ass off as well as his buddies and girls. The Man just puts his hand on his face and rubs it as he then removes his sunglasses and coat and hands them to Alyssa. All of the sudden as the guy turns and looks back at The Man, The Man gives the guy the fastest head butt ever, then The Man begins to punch the hell out of the guy. The Man picks the guy up and throws him head first against the wall. The guy falls down and is bleeding pretty badly. The Man picks the guy up and gives him The Man Slam(FU) and the guy is barely moving. some of the crowd that surrounded the fight are in shock as to what they have seen. Others who are drunk as fuck are cheering.
[glow=purple,2,300]What do ya say that I dispose of this piece of shit?[/glow]
The crowd cheers as The Man picks the guy up. The Man carries the guy all the way to the door and tosses him out on the street.
[glow=purple,2,300]Thats where shit like you belong, asshole. No one messes with..........[/glow]
The man points at himself.
[glow=purple,2,300]THE MAN. [/glow]
The Man laughs as he goes back inside and walks back to the fight scene and passes by the guys buddies and girls. The Man smiles at all of them as they keep there distance. The Man finds Alyssa and gets his coat and sunglasses.
[glow=purple,2,300]What do ya say we head to our private setting?[/glow]
Oh yes after that little skirmish I bet you are all energized and.............
She hits the palm of her hand on The Mans balls.
Ready to pounce.
[glow=purple,2,300]Oh shit girl not that hard, The Man only has two of those ya know?[/glow]
Ohhhh I know.
The Man walks Alyssa back to The Mans private room. Everything at The Mans club THA SHIN DIG is going pretty smoothly. Until???
[glow=purple,2,300]Yo Alyssa The Man is going to show you a great time tonight baby.[/glow]
What are you talking about? You always show me a good time.
[glow=purple,2,300]Your damn right The Man shows you a good time haha. But tonight we will be going to the best Club in all of Chi Town baby. THA SHIN DIG. You know why this is the best club in the world?[/glow]
Why?
[glow=purple,2,300]Because it belongs to The Man of course. But first, we are going to stop by one of The Man's favorite stores. [/glow]
What would that be baby?
The Man looks at Alyssa.
[glow=purple,2,300]THE SEX STORE.[/glow]
OHHHHHHH Baby you are going all out tonight.
She kisses The man on the cheek.
[glow=purple,2,300]Shit babe your damn right I am, anything for you.[/glow]
Awwwww.
[glow=purple,2,300]Haha.[/glow]
The Man hits the speaker button.
[glow=purple,2,300]Jenkins?[/glow]
Yes?
[glow=purple,2,300]Stop right here.[/glow]
But we aren't.............
[glow=purple,2,300]STOP THE DAMN CAR.[/glow]
Jenkins slams on his brakes as he pulls over to the side.
Very well.
[glow=purple,2,300]DAMN JENKINS I had no idea you were Richard Petty.[/glow]
Whatever.
Jenkins gets out of the car and walks over and opens the door for The Man and his fair lady.
[glow=purple,2,300]Thank you Jenkins, you are The Man.[/glow]
No you are sir.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yes haha I am The Man.[/glow]
The Man and Alyssa get out of the car and head into the Sex Shop. The Man walks over to the DVD's and checks them out.
[glow=purple,2,300]Lets see here.........hummmmm..........Chicks With Dicks?[/glow]
Uhhhh no.
The Man laughs.
[glow=purple,2,300]Ok what about uhhhh Safari Trip?[/glow]
Hummm no.
[glow=purple,2,300]Boy Toy?[/glow]
Hehe no.
[glow=purple,2,300]Insert It, Down For The Count, Don't Do Me Like That, Hit Me Baby One More Time, That Doesn't Belong There?[/glow]
No baby.
[glow=purple,2,300]Damn girl you can't be this picky around The Man. You don't see The Man this picky when it comes to you do ya?[/glow]
Hehe no but I see what you should buy me.
The Man has a Really? look on his face as he turns and looks in the direction that Alyssa is looking. The Man sees a dominatrix suit, a Red Dominatrix suit. The Man and Alyssa look at each other. The Man and Alyssa come walking out of the store all happy as you see The Man carrying a bag in his left hand while Alyssa is holding his right. Jenkins opens the door for The Man and Alyssa to get back into the car. Jenkins shuts the door and shakes his head.
The Man is a walking STD.
Jenkins gets back into the car and drives off. About Ten minutes later they arrive at The Club.
[glow=purple,2,300]Here we go baby, THA SHIN DIG. The best damn club in all of Chi Town as well as the world.[/glow]
Hehe are you going to be as much alcohol that you can?
[glow=purple,2,300]Girl you bet that fine sexy ass of yours that The Man will buy you as many drinks as you need.[/glow]
Alyssa makes a cat growl as Jenkins opens the door.
Come now love birds.
Aww Jenkins you should come with us?
No I have uhmmm better things to do.
You sure?
[glow=purple,2,300]Dude Jenkins is always doing his own thang, let him be.[/glow]
Yes I usually do my own things.
[glow=purple,2,300]See ya later Jenkins The Man and the lady are going to have some fun.[/glow]
You go do that.
Jenkins walks back and gets into the drivers seat and now patiently waits as The Man walks into his club.
Good evening sir.
[glow=purple,2,300]Good evening to you to Jackaroo.[/glow]
Who was that?
[glow=purple,2,300]That was Jackaroo the Guard, he guards and makes sure no low ass scum walks into The Mans club.[/glow]
Jackaroo?
[glow=purple,2,300]Long story baby.[/glow]
The Man walks through the club and makes his way to his own private section. Along the way he sees a fight getting ready to happen between two men.
[glow=purple,2,300]Watch this baby.[/glow]
The Man walks over to the two men getting ready to fight.
[glow=purple,2,300]Excuse me fellas but what seems to be the problem here?[/glow]
HEY FUCK OFF DUDE THIS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Oh it isn't now?[/glow]
The guy gets into The Mans face.
No I don't believe it is.
[glow=purple,2,300]Haha boy do you have any who you are messing with?[/glow]
Ugh no, should I haha?
The guy looks back at his buddies and girls as the other guy just stands there with his buddies and girls.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yeah you should homie.[/glow]
Homie? This isn't no damn Mexican bar..............HOMIE.
The guy laughs his ass off as well as his buddies and girls. The Man just puts his hand on his face and rubs it as he then removes his sunglasses and coat and hands them to Alyssa. All of the sudden as the guy turns and looks back at The Man, The Man gives the guy the fastest head butt ever, then The Man begins to punch the hell out of the guy. The Man picks the guy up and throws him head first against the wall. The guy falls down and is bleeding pretty badly. The Man picks the guy up and gives him The Man Slam(FU) and the guy is barely moving. some of the crowd that surrounded the fight are in shock as to what they have seen. Others who are drunk as fuck are cheering.
[glow=purple,2,300]What do ya say that I dispose of this piece of shit?[/glow]
The crowd cheers as The Man picks the guy up. The Man carries the guy all the way to the door and tosses him out on the street.
[glow=purple,2,300]Thats where shit like you belong, asshole. No one messes with..........[/glow]
The man points at himself.
[glow=purple,2,300]THE MAN. [/glow]
The Man laughs as he goes back inside and walks back to the fight scene and passes by the guys buddies and girls. The Man smiles at all of them as they keep there distance. The Man finds Alyssa and gets his coat and sunglasses.
[glow=purple,2,300]What do ya say we head to our private setting?[/glow]
Oh yes after that little skirmish I bet you are all energized and.............
She hits the palm of her hand on The Mans balls.
Ready to pounce.
[glow=purple,2,300]Oh shit girl not that hard, The Man only has two of those ya know?[/glow]
Ohhhh I know.
The Man walks Alyssa back to The Mans private room. Everything at The Mans club THA SHIN DIG is going pretty smoothly. Until???