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Post by jenkins on Dec 7, 2007 20:07:37 GMT -5
The Jenkins arrive at Amanda Wallace's office and there they stand probably the most ugh... team in Chi-Town, however this time the Jenkins are wearing a oversized tuxedo.
Lester this tuxedo sucks, my pants are falling.
What do you rather? That Mandy sees us with a tuxedo or with that dirty sweater.
Atleast we could have bought some damn shoes.
The Jenkins take a look... They are wearing sneakers... They both slap their foreheads.
Awww!!! It was your fault! If you didn't distracted me with that porn magazine I'd got the right shoes. And if ya have a problem with the pants don't worry I got some string here.
Lester takes out an electric cable and ties it around his waist as a belt, he then gives some string to Jasper who ties it around his waist too, the Jenkins stand there happy about their self-made belts.
With this belts I bet we can enter a Cybergoth club!
The main issue is that we look good to Amanda Wallace, if we manage to give her a good impression maybe she'll rise our salary. If we worked as security guards in a cranberry silo we would get the same money and that's not fair at all. Remember let me do the talking
Oh hell no, everytime you do the talkin' you get nervous and you start puking, I'll talk
No way, you are biased against women, you'll call Amanda, dyke whenever you have the chance, I'll talk.
I said I'll talk!!
Over my dead body ya scoundrel. I'll talk!
The Jenkins start a slap battle against each other as the door opens...
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Post by Amanda Wallace on Dec 8, 2007 10:28:20 GMT -5
And, to Amanda's amazement... two adult males... were slapping each other right in front of her office.
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Um... kay.
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Post by jenkins on Dec 8, 2007 18:39:15 GMT -5
The Jenkins seeing Amanda stop fighting
Sorry Ma'am but there are certain jerks in this family that can't stop bickering
Yay Miss, certain cornholes that just seem to itch and itch all the time.
The Jenkins then get in Amanda's office
Nice office Miss.
Nice shoes Miss.
Lester then pinches Jasper in the arm
Remember, we are normal guys, we are not sleazeballs!!!
But it's been 3 years since my last sexual affair!
And what are hookers for?
Lester then sees Amanda
But let's have this conversation elsewhere right ;D We came here to speak about the salary
Oh yeah Miss, we have checked and we earn less than that lesbian.
And it's not the first time homosexuals screw us Miss. Our girlfriends dumped us because they have fell in love with them, we went to a casting for a Queer as Folk stuff, and they dumped us because they said we attracted flies, we got our car towed away by a rainbow painted tow away truck...
And so on, but we ain't here to explain ya our life, we are here to debate our salary, regardless we are behind a dyke. It's very low!!! A cranberry silo night guard earns the same that we do
And yeah cranberries are dangerous but wrestling is way more dangerous we are 32 years old and all our salaries in our life have never passed the 1.200 $
So that's why we demand a rise! We saw Perry Mason yesterday and we know how to pressure ya!
But don't take this as a threat ;D
The Jenkins sit on Amanda's couch waiting for an answer.
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Post by Amanda Wallace on Dec 9, 2007 1:40:05 GMT -5
She is just.... SO... blown out of the water right now...
"You're... only getting the fifty thousand salary until we can tell you're worth more... but, uhmm... you don't need the money for like, lawsuits... or anything... do you?" |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 9, 2007 9:19:33 GMT -5
The Jenkins gasp hearing that
Fifty thousand?! Oh damn!!! Lester I told ya that wasn't a comma! I don't think any wrestler has been paid less than 50 bucks
That talentless Moron City Machine Gun Alex Jelly got paid 8 bucks in his debut!! And we are better than him, that's why we get paid more
Oh yeah the name is so lame Motor City Machine Guns just because they are from Detroit, according to those young punks we should call us Pilgrim City Arquebus...
Hey I like that name.
Not to sound threatening Miss Wallace but if we ever see t-shirts with the message "Pilgrim City Arquebus" We know whose door we should knock.
The Jenkins then take out a paper from Amanda's desk
Pilgrim City Arquebus... God we are so great, I am wishing to get back home to show those carpet munchers of our ex-girlfriends that we are creative...
By the way Miss Wallace can you lend us 10 bucks we wanna go to the KFC but we forgot our wallets...
The Jenk.... The Pilgrim City Arquebus extend their hand at Amanda almost begging her money
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Post by Amanda Wallace on Dec 9, 2007 10:33:12 GMT -5
"Lend... you money?
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You kinda... live in this tower...
Can't you just... ride down the elevator back to your suite and... get the money yourself?" |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 9, 2007 10:54:34 GMT -5
Suite? What suite? We sleep in a trailer park that got towed away by that rainbow painted tow away truck we mentioned.
And that's long way from here, Miss Wallace, we were told that they were taking our trailer to Forest Hills
Yeah and there's a long way from Chicago to Forest Hills. And we ain't up for going to visit our ex-girlfriends to ask them for money
So that's why we ask ya.
Yeah Mandy I bet ya have more money than we'll ever see, handle us some cash we'll give it back to ya when we reach our trailer.
Didn't they said they'd would reduce our trailer to a cube if we didn't paid the fine?
Oh shit!!! How much is the fine?
We can say goodbye to the trailer it's a 3.000 $ fine
Damn and just because we parked in front of the hospital!
Stupid Windy City rules...
Anyways now that we ain't got house, you wouldn't mind that we sleep in the lobby?
We don't smell bad... For now.
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Post by Amanda Wallace on Dec 9, 2007 11:03:18 GMT -5
"....
This is why I hate how much people don't read..."
Amanda rubs her temples, sitting at her desk and hitting the intercom button...
"Yeah, Roy? Did you guys have some Jenkins sign a registration form?
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Yeah?
Well, can you bring up the keys to their suite? Apparently... they didn't know they have it. Yeah, yeah, thank you..."
She glances back up at them...
"Problem solved." |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 10, 2007 15:37:32 GMT -5
The Jenkins then get shockedWhattaya mean Miss? That we got a suite in a hotel and we didn't knew it?Shit! And we wasted all the money our ex-girlfriends gave us for surviving one year in Windy City in the trailer park!You mean the cube...Whatever, let's go to the suite... Hey Mandy is everything included?Can we jack up the room service, call for massages and hoochies and all that for free?  Yeah can we get funny bunnies for free ?
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Post by Amanda Wallace on Dec 10, 2007 23:44:45 GMT -5
"You... live in my tower now. It's not a hotel. It's about four floors down... thank god... and...
Don't make me evict you, okay?" |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 12, 2007 14:49:15 GMT -5
The Jenkins grinEvict us? Why should ya evict us lady?We don't do anything wrong in rooms, well, maybe we watch too much porn, and we eat too much KFC and we drink too much beer. By the way, you like pranks? We love pranks, we can pull the lever of the fire alarm. Like tha time we did in that heart diseases board of the hospitalOh man that was so awesome, but why that doctor took it so badly? I mean he phoned the cops and such, luckily we ran away in time, we are great!Lester and Jasper high five, as they take out their iPodsBy the way do you have something against death metal played in late night? We love sleeping with Cannibal Corpse blasting over our heads...YAAAAARooAARRgH!!! Decaying worm infested corpses, virgins are my victim I am gonna splatter their mummified pussies all the way to rotten damnation!!!like if singing Cannibal Corpse was the best way for not getting evicted  Mandy, can we call ya Mandy? You have any request, the human jukebox here Lester Jenkins will sing from Cannibal Corpse to Barry Manilow... At the Copa, Copa Cabana the hottest point north of La HabanaAt the Copa, Copa Cabana, music and passion are always the passion... At the Cooooopaaaaa.Don't fall in looooveWe love that song Miss Wallace
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Post by Amanda Wallace on Dec 13, 2007 11:41:09 GMT -5
"No... no... I don't need a song sang for me at all... thank you though. I've actually got to meet up with the other CEO and my GMs and discuss a few things... so are we done here?" |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 15, 2007 16:16:08 GMT -5
Oh yeah we have nothing else to say, I hope we have separate beds, we don't wanna look "incestously gay" 'Cause that would be very weird, anyways we are outta here.Discuss our payroll in the meeting Amanda Huggenkiss Huggenkiss, that one was good ;D
Cya Miss Wallace, we'll meet again when we become the tag champs and we need a limo.much to Miss Wallace's relief this two morons known as the Jenkins leave.
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