visit of boredom

[daclown]

Giggles and Shitman both wander the building going from door to door. Finally they arrive at Candice's door. Giggles lets out a giggle as she reads the name.

Well this could be fun.

Shitman looks at Giggles.

Are you sure about this? I mean isn't this pushing it a little too far?

Shitman just shut up and leave the thinking to me. This will be tons of fun. Trust me. Now knock on the door.

Doing as she says, Shitman raises his hand hesitating for a moment. In that moment Giggles hits him on the head and he proceeds to knock.

[Candice Angel]

"Jesus Christ, come in already..."

$-Her head instantly dropped, focusing on the paper work in front of her as she awaited the unexpected company to enter and once again...Probably spoil her day. -$

[daclown]

Shitman opens the door as Giggles eagerly steps in.

Awww. Don't be like that. It's only us. I mean how could someone not like us.

Giggles lets out a little giggle as she goes behind Candice's desk and Candice herself.

I mean let's face it. If you don't like us we could always do things the hard way. We raise hell for you and make your life a lot more difficult and more like hell than ever before. But I don't either of us want that now do we.

Shitman stands over by a corner waiting for any orders Giggles may give him.

[Candice Angel]

$-Candice's face instantly shown that of shock. Did this bitch just walk behind HER desk AND her chair? What in the... -$

"......."

$-Quickly her head turns to a side view motion, her peripheral of course keeping an eye out for any sudden movements that may come, and...-$

"Okay I get it. I get it. You're bored. Extremely bored. Perhaps even tired of sitting by to pass the time until Exodus as well. I get that but..."

$-She turns slowly in her chair, towards this "woman" whom had boldly found her way to behind her bosses' desk for no apparent reason, pointing towards the chair across from her own...-$

"...It'd be wise if you were to have a seat ma'am. There's no need for intimidation tactics here. If you wish to dominate something within these halls I'd suggest purchasing yourselves an X-Box system perhaps?...I hear they've dropped the price, so if you would please..."

$-Candice makes sure to watch intently as the young woman finds her way to the offered seat. Where she SHOULD be in the first place, before speaking up as she glares towards the "man" standing in the corner, arms folded across his chest. Dumbass.. .-$

"What can I do for YOU two on this evening hm? Early termination? Perhaps a transfer to a less friendly promotion of sorts?...Oh...Let me guess. You're here to confess your usage of anabolic steroids and human growth hormones? Well I'll be...Barry Bonds help us. Well spill it. I AM a business woman so I don't have all day."

[daclown]

Giggles lets out a little giggle.

Oh this will be so much fun. I was kinda hoping you'd choose the difficult way. You know where you try to push us around and all that. Where you try to control us.

But what am I here for. Hey Shitman got a pie on you?!

Shitman shakes his head.

No you didn't...

Giggles cuts him off.

All you had to do was shake your head damn it.

Giggles looks at Candice.

Guys. Totally useless at times. But anyways, as for why we're here. I thought you know we could be like best friends. Do each other's hair, nails, and all that. But I'm hurt with some of your words. Do you think maybe I could have your autograph? I mean I always admire a woman in power. Shitman, notebook!

Shitman walks over and pulls a notebook and a pen out of his pocket. He doesn't click it as he puts them on the desk. One of those special pens that when you click it you get shocked.

So what do you say? Then maybe we could come to some sort of mutual agreement that could benefit us both afterwards.

A bitch or innocent. Definitly a bitch without a doubt is what Giggles is.

[Candice Angel]

$-This...This is the very reason why people all over the world should be made to register, get licensing, pass a myriad of tests as well as receive psychiatric evaluation BEFORE being allowed to reproduce...-$

"An agreement? What sort of agreement. We've already "agreed" to LET you work for us. What else could you possibly want? Because an autograph is out of the question. I learned long ago to be careful in what you sign your signature on. So...Any more bright ideas?"

[daclown]

Well I hate Brandon Payne 'cause the guy has a bigger mouth than me. And I'm sure there are people you wish to see humiliated. And what would be more humiliating than to lose to Shits for brains over there?

She motions to Shitman as she continues.

You get someone like Brandon, Starr, Vegas, or another top name and they go face to face with this "bum". I mean look at what happened when VIP was beaten by him. Humiliated beyond belief because him and everyone else thought it'd be an easy win for him.

Or we can go through and humiliate those you support. See in this world there are no in betweens. If you're not with someone you're their enemy. And I will make Lilith seem like the nicest person compared to me if I have to.

Still not in total bitch mode yet or she'd prolly be out of the room right now. Thankfully she never had a psychiatric evaluation or she would have probably been shot. 5 times.

[Candice Angel]

"Payne...Starr...Vegas...You wish to humiliate each and every one of these gentlemen?...."

"Sounds as if you have a death wish actually sweetie. As much as I'd love to see you try to do so...What are the chances of all three suffering that fate? Not trying for a early retirement are we?"

[daclown]

Payne will get what's coming to him the little egotistical bastard. Vegas and Starr were merely examples to use in this scenario. As for a death wish. Against what exactly? You have Payne, who's all ego and is stuck in the past on his accomplishments despite his claims of starting anew. Starr. He'll dismiss Shitman as a threat and like always that'll be when he loses. As for Vegas. He might be more of a challenge if it came down to it, but with enough pushing he'd eventually fall.

But if you're not convinced until you cross me the offer is always there to use Shitman to humiliate someone actually anyone who gets on your nerves. Of course I would expect fair repayment which for the most part I'd leave up to you. I'd suggest you think about it. He may not look like much but looks aren't everything.