Post by Victor Wayne on May 21, 2009 2:34:12 GMT -5
A fully dressed to wrestle and made up Victor Wayne stood in front of a GCW sign and an LCD monitor looking much angrier than we've ever seen him about anything.
Ever.
Start your DVRs everybody, Victor Wayne is pissed!
Oh, I've been seething all month and now that I'm here I've got to lay it all out. You're probably thinking it's got something to do with Sylas Styles and Johnny Phoenix. But no, I've beaten Sylas one on one, I won the Triple Threat with Johnny Phoenix. They've got nothing new to show us. Bryan Daniels and I are ready. We've been ready for weeks and we plan to prove we're the greatest fighting unit in GCW.
No, it's more than that. I was out on one of my favorite sites on the old interweb and I happen to see this passed off as a joke.
Victor points to the screen as this comes up.
Yeah, can you believe it? Not Photoshop, this is a real thing that's happening everyone. Now look,we all know the easy jokes to make about that but that's not what's gotten me five seconds from exploding on some fool.
We're giving press to something that's in direct opposition to MY series of young adult vampire romance novels The Books of Sanguinary Wherewithal which are about a million times better since mine had dense symbolism and and those books just piled text upon text where I could have said it all with the elegant use of a semicolon, and mine had Sasquatch people.
Sasquatch.
Just think about that.
Call me a paranoid lunatic. A pompous, paranoid, effete lunatic but I think we're complicit in the whole publicity machine. I think the financial situation is much worse than Amanda Wallace is letting on and that this is really the only way we can afford to put on 2 more pay per views. I mean look what I, as an astute observer, caught someone else in this very company wearing.
He gives another hand cue toward the screen and we see a shot of Kaoru's “Team Edward” shirt.
Styles, Phoenix, you guys are getting the worst of this tonight. Bryan and I going to show you the awesome power stemming from the closeness of two men.
In a standard professional wrestling setting.
We're walking out with those titles and then I'm going to settle the score with paid public relations hack Kaoru Xaviera and her sister. We're going to show everyone why either one of us is worthy of walking out with the World Title and then I'm going to go sell my God damned books!
Victor clears off but we hear him shouting from off screen as we fade to black on the shot of the poster.
Ever.
Start your DVRs everybody, Victor Wayne is pissed!
Oh, I've been seething all month and now that I'm here I've got to lay it all out. You're probably thinking it's got something to do with Sylas Styles and Johnny Phoenix. But no, I've beaten Sylas one on one, I won the Triple Threat with Johnny Phoenix. They've got nothing new to show us. Bryan Daniels and I are ready. We've been ready for weeks and we plan to prove we're the greatest fighting unit in GCW.
No, it's more than that. I was out on one of my favorite sites on the old interweb and I happen to see this passed off as a joke.
Victor points to the screen as this comes up.
Yeah, can you believe it? Not Photoshop, this is a real thing that's happening everyone. Now look,we all know the easy jokes to make about that but that's not what's gotten me five seconds from exploding on some fool.
We're giving press to something that's in direct opposition to MY series of young adult vampire romance novels The Books of Sanguinary Wherewithal which are about a million times better since mine had dense symbolism and and those books just piled text upon text where I could have said it all with the elegant use of a semicolon, and mine had Sasquatch people.
Sasquatch.
Just think about that.
Call me a paranoid lunatic. A pompous, paranoid, effete lunatic but I think we're complicit in the whole publicity machine. I think the financial situation is much worse than Amanda Wallace is letting on and that this is really the only way we can afford to put on 2 more pay per views. I mean look what I, as an astute observer, caught someone else in this very company wearing.
He gives another hand cue toward the screen and we see a shot of Kaoru's “Team Edward” shirt.
Styles, Phoenix, you guys are getting the worst of this tonight. Bryan and I going to show you the awesome power stemming from the closeness of two men.
In a standard professional wrestling setting.
We're walking out with those titles and then I'm going to settle the score with paid public relations hack Kaoru Xaviera and her sister. We're going to show everyone why either one of us is worthy of walking out with the World Title and then I'm going to go sell my God damned books!
Victor clears off but we hear him shouting from off screen as we fade to black on the shot of the poster.