Victor Wayne
GCW Titan
GCW World Tag Team Champion
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Post by Victor Wayne on May 3, 2009 18:18:26 GMT -5
Victor Wayne was busily enjoying the fake downtime he had backstage as the GCW cameras catch up to him. We see Victor sitting on a bench reading something or other on his phone as the camera zooms in closer.
Alright, gotta focus so I can pretend to understand this Paul Krugman next conversation...
And soon enough he ran into the first thing he'd have to look up before he could make it to the end. Which was as good an opportunity as any for a diversion.
Maybe after a little local news.
Off to GCW.com with him. There was Amanda Wallace's press release on the next pay per view, which he'd really only skimmed so far. He was fine with not being in the title race but as he re-read the press release not looking for his own name something seemed to snap in his head.
Finally, on the eve of GCW Twilight*, a singles match shall be held to determine the number one contender. The winning wrestler from both divisions will go on to face their champion the following night at GCW's next Pay Per View showcase: TWILIGHT.
WHAT?
Could the lawyer in him have found fault in some procedure or twist of language? Or was there something more at work here? Attempting to calm down he goes on reading. Surely there's something else up on the site that could put things into perspective.
When asked who she could see holding the championships, the representative quickly replied that Mr. Showtime and Victor Wayne were seen as front runners,
Great?
I feel like I need a third story to send me over the edge one way or another...
Please, tell me this is not a thing that is actually happening.
He says nervously shifting his eyes around the room and just about to look over his shoulder.
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on May 3, 2009 18:40:33 GMT -5
"HEY VICTOR! HEAR THE SUPER MEGA AWESOME NEWS? Or, er, read?" Kaori slaps her hands on Victor's shoulders, making the appropriate onomatopoeia. "Gosh, when was the last time we've seen other...I've known we've met before, just not in a traditional manner." She places her hand on her chin as she looks towards the sky, to try and remember their last meeting. "No matter, the name's Kaori, if you didn't know already, and over there, bending over to get a drink from the water fountain is Kaoru." She points, "Don't tell her she has a big butt, she's been eating a lot lately, she'll get super embarrassed. Not really keeping keen to her diet." She slaps her hands together, just to make a head-turning noise, and slaps Victor on the shoulders once more. "SO! Read for our super important, life-changing match-up? It's going to be GREAT!"
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Victor Wayne
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GCW World Tag Team Champion
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Post by Victor Wayne on May 3, 2009 19:34:56 GMT -5
GAH!
He shouts as he jumps up and bangs his knee on a crate. He turns around to cautiously appraise his opponents.
Seriously, why would you even DO that?
And yes, I'm getting ready for our match too. It's really cool we ran into each other so we could wish each other luck.
Yes, interesting coincidence that.
Or did you KNOW I'd be here?
Tell me, does this song sound familiar to you?
He tries to start up a song on his phone and gets:
Hang on.
Does THIS song sound familiar to you?
It was "Hot Limit" he was looking for and he nails it on the do over.
I think it does. It took some detective work but I figured out just how Uni-Man, who granted does have some pretty serious powers, was able to pull off some of his “extra” ballyhoo.
But that's not it is it?
If there's one thing I can spot it's an incredibly elaborate network of surveillance and the nefarious machinations of the person running it. I was in VWE after all. So now that we're in direct competition I have to know..
What's your game?
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on May 3, 2009 21:39:46 GMT -5
"What is my game? Hmmm..." Kaori looks to the sky once more as she ponders this. She had played many games, never of them she was necessarily an expert at, but there had to be one where she was just slightly better then the rest. She then snaps her fingers, and points into the sky. "THAT'S IT! Puyo Puyo and it's many ports onto various systems." She confidently nods her head as she crosses her arms defiantly. "I was always a master at figuring out patterns to make colors match. Fun, fun, fun, fun times. Kaoru knows this, she's absolutely HORRIBLE at that game. It's downright hilarious to watch her squirm at my pleasure." Taking a moment to reminisce, soaking in all the bliss of beating her older sister in times of the past, she suddenly plunges herself back into reality. "Did you ever play it? Please tell me you have, we would have so much things to talk about." Kaoru on the other hand was still drinking her water, the headphones of her iPod screaming various music hits of the American 90's. Something she really loved. Backstreet Boys. N'Sync. Britney Spears. 98 Degrees. Guilty pleasures, yes, but how could you hate the likes of Hansen? Seriously. "Mmm bop!"
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Post by "Mr. Showtime" Bryan Daniels on May 5, 2009 3:00:16 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA! YOUR MINE! YOUR FINALLY MINE! YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY POKEBALL THIS TIME PIKACHU!
Yep. Walking down the hallway, looking nowhere but at his PSP screen. But, waitaminute! Pokemon isn't on PSP! Or is it? It is when you have it modded and have a Game Boy Advance emulator on it!
COME ON! STAY IN THE FRIGGIN BALL!
The sound of an opening pokeball comes from the handheld device and a look of defeat on Showtime's face follows.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I ALMOST HAD HIM!
The frustration builds as he looks to the sky, a fist raised and clenched tightly as he loudly yells...
NEXT TIME PIKACHU! NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
A cat sitting silently on a box next to his head meows, causing him to jump up against the wall on the opposite side of the hallway of him.
HOLY CRAPMONKEYS BATMAN!
He slides down the hallway as he sticks against wall, his eyes still on the cat as he moves away from the wall and backs away slowly. Unknown to him, a certain twin sister just happened to be taking a drink of water from the water fountain he was backing up to. The inevitable happened as he backed into her, knocking himself over onto the floor and causing his back to crash against it. He held it in pain, his eyes closed as he winced. He didn't have a clue what had just happened. His eyes slowly opened up to see the cause of his fall staring back at him. |
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Victor Wayne
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Post by Victor Wayne on May 6, 2009 2:26:45 GMT -5
I don't know. I just think it lacks the classical simplicity and elegance of say a Tetris or a Bejeweled. And....
Hearing shouting and crashing from over by the water fountain he looks over to see Bryan on the ground partially incapacitated. He walks past Kaori in closer to the scene of all the carnage.
HEY!
Really?
You''re really going to do this? The dastardly pre-match assault routine?
He said sounding much more disappointed than concerned. That was until the paranoia that this might have been more carefully orchestrated than it seems hits him.
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on May 6, 2009 13:35:19 GMT -5
Kaoru wasn't pleased. Not in the slightest, especially considering Showtime just had to interrupt the chorus to her favorite song, while refreshing herself to a nice slurp of cold, what she assumed was refrigerated water after a quick work-out to try and shrink the weight she had gained over the last couple weeks. She hoped no one noticed, but she gained a good five pounds, five pounds which shouldn't be there! Five pounds which taunted her for the last few days every time she looked into that full-body mirror hanging behind the door of her shared apartment bathroom.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she screams, a small drip of blood falling from her mouth after Showtime so happily pushed her lips against the water fountain, what was sure to cause a fat lip. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she then began chewing him out in Japanese, saying things along the lines of "You're an idiot," and "I don't even know your name, but you are the worst person in the whole wide world to have ever existed on the face of this planet," and "I hope you die." She was pacing back and forth, not even giving him eye contact as she continued to scream the unbearable. Everyone in the area now focusing their attention on the two pairs.
Kaori was still standing where she was earlier, completely dumbfounded over the entire situation. She knew Kaoru had somewhat of a temper, but never anything of this caliber. She completely lost it. Biting her lower lip, she walks up closer to the scene, and stays behind Victor Wayne, hoping that if Kaoru got even more angrier, that she'd have a suitable meat shield.
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Post by "Mr. Showtime" Bryan Daniels on May 7, 2009 0:57:56 GMT -5
He quickly crab walks backward towards Victor and Kaori, his eyes staying on the highly upset Kaoru as she seems to be speaking so fast that she is talking in another language. He stops just a foot or so shy of Victor's feet, eyes wide open as the small woman in front of him continues pacing back and forth while giving him two earfuls. His mouth is hanging slightly open, unable to comprehend a thing she is saying or how he could have upset her so much due to one simple accident. After all, he is the one who ended up on the floor and getting the wind knocked out of him. He turned slightly and looked up at Victor, trying to be sneaky about it as the small irate woman seemed to be paying him no attention as she continued on ranting. You could almost tell what he was thinking by the look in his eyes before he even asked. He spoke quietly to Victor so he would not further anger the firecracker before him.
You speak French right? Translate for me.
He kept glancing back at Kaoru, trying to keep on his guard as he awaited Victor's response. |
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Victor Wayne
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GCW World Tag Team Champion
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Post by Victor Wayne on May 11, 2009 20:58:16 GMT -5
Well, it's all over the place.
This was Victor's favorite part of being a faux-intellectual, being able to make shit up and have it sound plausible.
Nearest I can tell she's asking where she can get a nice reasonably priced Roquefort now that the tariff talk's been dropped but I'll spare polite society all the really nasty things she said...
About your mother.
And some of our teamsters.
Hey, don't look at me. I think it's uncalled for too. Cutting down one of my dearest friends in a language I know he didn't even take in high school after that vicious and totally intentional assault.
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Post by "Mr. Showtime" Bryan Daniels on May 12, 2009 1:04:52 GMT -5
Viscious and totally intentional is right. I think she stuck that big butt of hers out on purpose in order to trip me. Sheesh.
He rubs his back, still favoring it from the fall just a few moments before.
So.....what did she say about my mom? I wonder if she has any ideas on what I should get her for Mother's Day.
He puts his hand on his chin, sitting in a thinking position now as the thought process on what gift to get his mom for the upcoming weekend began. |
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Finally, on the eve of GCW Twilight*, a singles match shall be held to determine the number one contender. The winning wrestler from both divisions will go on to face their champion the following night at GCW's next Pay Per View showcase: TWILIGHT.
