Post by "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix on Apr 1, 2009 12:36:04 GMT -5
The camera comes on and you see JP standing and smiling in front of the camera. He is still in wrestling gear, you can still see the sweat on his face and how his hair is no longer parted. Johnny wastes no time in talking.
Now WHAT did I tell you all not even a few hours ago when my Promo debuted? Yes PLEASE for the HOPELESS and USELESS LIFE of you PLEASE soak it in. When is "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix NEVER wrong? Ha ha, I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. I told you fans and competitors alike that I had already won that match. But NOOOOOOOO, yall did not believe me. Yall were like,...
Johnny changes his voice to a sissy girl.
Oh like that Phoenix feller couldn't win a match against a fly more less another man.
Johnny then switches to an old mans voice.
Well sunny back in my time WAYYYYYYY back in the cavemen days we would just fight and no talk.
Johnny goes back to his regular voice.
You know what I say to that? WHERE IS THE FUCKING FUN IN THAT? HUH? FUN? WHERE IS IT? When you are "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix you already know WAY before the match starts that you are going to be the victor anyways. So why not do some talking and get into the opponents heads. Now thats what I call fun...and my night is not over so yall just KEEEEEEEP on soaking this in and do the quote signs with your fingers and keep TRYING to not believe that I was right right once again. Fuck yall...I'm out.
Johnny hops up and the last thing you see is the white walls behind him as the camera fades to black.
Now WHAT did I tell you all not even a few hours ago when my Promo debuted? Yes PLEASE for the HOPELESS and USELESS LIFE of you PLEASE soak it in. When is "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix NEVER wrong? Ha ha, I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. I told you fans and competitors alike that I had already won that match. But NOOOOOOOO, yall did not believe me. Yall were like,...
Johnny changes his voice to a sissy girl.
Oh like that Phoenix feller couldn't win a match against a fly more less another man.
Johnny then switches to an old mans voice.
Well sunny back in my time WAYYYYYYY back in the cavemen days we would just fight and no talk.
Johnny goes back to his regular voice.
You know what I say to that? WHERE IS THE FUCKING FUN IN THAT? HUH? FUN? WHERE IS IT? When you are "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix you already know WAY before the match starts that you are going to be the victor anyways. So why not do some talking and get into the opponents heads. Now thats what I call fun...and my night is not over so yall just KEEEEEEEP on soaking this in and do the quote signs with your fingers and keep TRYING to not believe that I was right right once again. Fuck yall...I'm out.
Johnny hops up and the last thing you see is the white walls behind him as the camera fades to black.
