An Insane Rumble(Promo of Sorts)

[Justin Sane]

~ Right at the beginning of the Ascension PPV following one of the other Promos. The titantron turns back on to show Justin Sane backstage. He is already in full wrestling gear. As shortly he will be competing in the 10 man Royal Rumble. A Rumble that will determine the fourth competitor in the main event Ladder match. ~

~ Sane looks into the camera, and smiles as he raises the mic up to his lips. He does not speak yet though. Running his fingers though his hair. Justin chuckles a bit before finally speaking. ~

Hello ladies and gentlemen.

I Justin Sane have been put in a match. A match against nine other competitors to battle it out for the last spot in the Main Event Ladder Match here at Ascension.

In this match we have the likes of Brent Starr, The Mid-Atlantic Champion Daniel Justice, Jacob Cruise, Victor Wayne, and a few other not worth mentioning. A washed up old man, a wannabe gangster, a "rockstar" or whatever, a soldier who was probably discharged because he couldn't cut it, and a no talented wrestler who needs to just give it up.

Anyway. Now I'm sure you've heard many a speeches. You know of wrestlers saying they are going to win and everything. Some where long and boring, some just made no sense, and some words can't describe how bad they where.

I can assure you I'm not going to do any of that. I going to do in a different direction. Like who said I even wanted to be in this insane match. A match that takes no real skill to win. Hence some of the competitors in it. I mean I already know a couple of people who are going to double and triple team me to get me out first. Because lets face it. I do have the best chance of winning this little Royal Rumble. Beside maybe Mr. Daniel Justice, Mr. Brent Starr, and maybe just maybe Mr. Victor Wayne.

Because in all seriousness the rest are just in because you can't have a Rumble with just five people. So Miss Wallace probably just drew name from a hat, and they just got lucky.

But me... I don't really care about this match. Or that ladder match either.

Because by Global Supremacy.

I will be GCW Continental Champion. I mean it's only a matter of time. First I will dethrone Mr. Daniel Justice, and take his Mid-Atlantic Championship. Then I will destroy who ever owns the GCW Continental Champion at the time. So everybody else can get all hyped for this insane Rumble match, and that little ladder match afterward.

But me.

I just think of this as another stupid match I was pushed into without my permission. Some might think of this as a great opportunity, and I'm insane to think this way. While I say to each their own.

So I end this promo of sorts with this.

Rather I win or lose this Royal Rumble match. I will be in that Main Event at Global Supremacy.

I Bloody Guarantee It.

Thank You for your time.

~ Justin starts to laugh devilishly and stares into the camera as it fades to black. ~