Post by "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix on Mar 26, 2009 23:17:58 GMT -5
The camera comes on and you see Johnny sitting there in front of the camera smiling. He is wearing a purple suit with a white undershirt. He has his shades on as he speaks.
What is the big deal about this PPV Ascension? I mean...its just a Pay Per View. MILLIONS and MILLIONS of fans pay each and every month just to watch men in tights. I certainly don't mean the Robin Hood style either.
Johnny leans over and picks up what appears to be a glass of wine. The rich dine richy I guess. He takes a drink of it before setting it down and speaking.
But you know, I thought about. The only reason why people will be watching this PPV will be because of this...Ladder Match were having. Jerry Massey, yeah the guy is very MESSY in the ring but he can take care of himself. Shayne Williams? Sugar Shayne as he calls himself? *LAUGHS* Why isn't his music Pour Some Sugar On Me? I mean it ONLY makes sense for a guy that got lucky to have some Sugar Poured on him. Or maybe that was fairy dust that Id seen...
Phoenix ponders...
Then you have a Royal Rumble winner. Now who has the best chance to join those 2 idiots in a Ladder Match? Lets see...Haven? Well, he does think he is a REAL Rockstar. Jack Douglas? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THE GUY NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO PLAYING RACKET BALL INSTEAD OF WATCHING BASKETBALL FOR GOODNESS SAKES. Victor Wayne? Well, I can say I have seen him fight more then the rest but well see. He has surprised ALOT of us MANY times before. Still, not nearly as good as I was back in the VWE. William James? Ha ha ha ha ha ha the guy must be a clown. I mean FOR REAL why the fuck does he have Purple Hair? Here is some advice Mr. James. Go FUCK your buddy JOE "THE CLOWN" BRUISER CAUSE YOU ARE BOTH CLOWNS. Hey hey, Ring ring, Hello? The circus came by and left THERE IDIOT BEHIND. Sorry man, I couldn't resist that one. But seriously, why the purple hair man? Brent Starr? He thinks HE is the STAR of GCW. Let me elaborate on what the word star mean.s First of all Star shines the brightest in the sky until the nest Space Shuttle Explodes. But what people don't realize is that explosion WAS Brent Starr blowing up 8 years ago. Back when he is...GOOD. MG? ha ha ha don't get me started on them gangsta wannabes homie Ge sadla. Justin Sane? BIG mother fucker I must say. But still to new to how this business works. That is a no to you FAGGOTS out there who don't understand English. Ahhhh Carson Freedom, ha ha ha ha ha I have to get started on him. Well for starters he has no friends so the team work that he is use to in the military is not going to work here dude. They will HANG you out to dry if you get what I mean. Still, this guy has no chance to make it in wrestling anyways so we already know that he is out. Jacob Cruise? JACOB MOTHERFUGGIN CRUISE? This guy could be the one who will change all of GCW. Ha, what am I saying, this guy has lost to many steps to change ANYTHING. Ha ha ha ha....Daniel Justice. Now were talking. This guy can definitely do it. Yes sir he can DEFINITELY throw everyone out...except for that last guy in the corner that will throw him out. You better watch out Justice cause Justice will be served when I take that Championship from you.
Phoenix takes another drink of his wine and speaks again.
That just leaves me, poor little me the ONLY person who can win such a match. I mean seriously ya ll need to give me better challengers then these stupid fucking wannabes. One thinks he is a rockstar, one thinks he is still a soldier, another thinks he is god, and hell one's even the GCW idiot. Won't mention any names but there is no way in hell that any of these fuckers are going to win this match. There is only ONE man that can this match. That man is...drum roll please....
The camera zooms in real fast to Johnny's face and he smiles and says...
Me....
Johnny laughs as the camera fades.
What is the big deal about this PPV Ascension? I mean...its just a Pay Per View. MILLIONS and MILLIONS of fans pay each and every month just to watch men in tights. I certainly don't mean the Robin Hood style either.
Johnny leans over and picks up what appears to be a glass of wine. The rich dine richy I guess. He takes a drink of it before setting it down and speaking.
But you know, I thought about. The only reason why people will be watching this PPV will be because of this...Ladder Match were having. Jerry Massey, yeah the guy is very MESSY in the ring but he can take care of himself. Shayne Williams? Sugar Shayne as he calls himself? *LAUGHS* Why isn't his music Pour Some Sugar On Me? I mean it ONLY makes sense for a guy that got lucky to have some Sugar Poured on him. Or maybe that was fairy dust that Id seen...
Phoenix ponders...
Then you have a Royal Rumble winner. Now who has the best chance to join those 2 idiots in a Ladder Match? Lets see...Haven? Well, he does think he is a REAL Rockstar. Jack Douglas? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THE GUY NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO PLAYING RACKET BALL INSTEAD OF WATCHING BASKETBALL FOR GOODNESS SAKES. Victor Wayne? Well, I can say I have seen him fight more then the rest but well see. He has surprised ALOT of us MANY times before. Still, not nearly as good as I was back in the VWE. William James? Ha ha ha ha ha ha the guy must be a clown. I mean FOR REAL why the fuck does he have Purple Hair? Here is some advice Mr. James. Go FUCK your buddy JOE "THE CLOWN" BRUISER CAUSE YOU ARE BOTH CLOWNS. Hey hey, Ring ring, Hello? The circus came by and left THERE IDIOT BEHIND. Sorry man, I couldn't resist that one. But seriously, why the purple hair man? Brent Starr? He thinks HE is the STAR of GCW. Let me elaborate on what the word star mean.s First of all Star shines the brightest in the sky until the nest Space Shuttle Explodes. But what people don't realize is that explosion WAS Brent Starr blowing up 8 years ago. Back when he is...GOOD. MG? ha ha ha don't get me started on them gangsta wannabes homie Ge sadla. Justin Sane? BIG mother fucker I must say. But still to new to how this business works. That is a no to you FAGGOTS out there who don't understand English. Ahhhh Carson Freedom, ha ha ha ha ha I have to get started on him. Well for starters he has no friends so the team work that he is use to in the military is not going to work here dude. They will HANG you out to dry if you get what I mean. Still, this guy has no chance to make it in wrestling anyways so we already know that he is out. Jacob Cruise? JACOB MOTHERFUGGIN CRUISE? This guy could be the one who will change all of GCW. Ha, what am I saying, this guy has lost to many steps to change ANYTHING. Ha ha ha ha....Daniel Justice. Now were talking. This guy can definitely do it. Yes sir he can DEFINITELY throw everyone out...except for that last guy in the corner that will throw him out. You better watch out Justice cause Justice will be served when I take that Championship from you.
Phoenix takes another drink of his wine and speaks again.
That just leaves me, poor little me the ONLY person who can win such a match. I mean seriously ya ll need to give me better challengers then these stupid fucking wannabes. One thinks he is a rockstar, one thinks he is still a soldier, another thinks he is god, and hell one's even the GCW idiot. Won't mention any names but there is no way in hell that any of these fuckers are going to win this match. There is only ONE man that can this match. That man is...drum roll please....
The camera zooms in real fast to Johnny's face and he smiles and says...
Me....
Johnny laughs as the camera fades.
