Need A New Playmate [o2a]

[mari]

...MayheM returned from a commercial break and the clown faced villain, Mari O'Nette, was already in the ring. Her theme music was dying down and she already had a microphone in her hand. She was ready for business. She waved her free hand at the audience, who were giving Mari an overwhelming amount of negative response. She lifted the microphone up to her lips and said....

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... Booooooooooo! I hear ya! I hear ya!"

Mari stopped with a disgusted look on her face. She shook her head and continued...

"GAH! You would think this city would have some brains. Can't seem to take a hint when someone doesn't want to hear it?"

The fans continue to boo Mari loudly. She just lifted the microphone up to her lips again and decided to get on with business.

"Yeah. I know. I lost. Blondie got lucky. Blondie just happened to get the victory. Big whoop. Well guess what? I guess someone must've wet themselves during that match or fears for their lives... Cause I guess SOMEBODY just HAD to make the jump to the other show. That's right. Blondie and the Brat are over on the loser show. Guess they didn't want any more. I know that I lost. So what? You see that I'm here and they both ran away over there. So....... I'm going to need a new playmate for the night. So who's it going to be? Hmmmmm?"

She turns her attention to the stage.

"Who's going to be my new play thing for the night? Any takers? Or do I have to come back there and drag someone on out here?"

She lowered the microphone and placed her free hand on her hip. Waiting for someone to answer the challenge she had laid out.

[Nattie Roxx]

"Beep, beep, coming through! Move out of the way please!" Nattie screams as she comes bursting through the entrance curtains sitting down, her knees in-line with her face as she put her Power Wheels in full gear, flying down the entrance ramp at the highest of speeds. "YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~"

¡BANG!
*Fly*

And just like that, a fun moment in Nattie Roxx's life was ruined by steel ring steps...again. Laying motionless in the lap of probably the world's luckiest wrestling fan, her foot flutters as the motor in her children's motor vehicle slowly began to die down, eventually being consumed in smoke as it comically fell apart into five, convenient pieces. Yes, five. Convenient. Pieces. They just don't make them like they used too. Her hat covering her face, Nattie begins to quickly comes too, as she suddenly sits up, and wraps her arm around the lucky fan, and kisses him on the cheek. "Thank you, fine sir." She says rather dizzily before propping back up on her feet, and jumping over the ring rail. "Now that was a doozie." Adjusting her hat, she gives Mari O'Nette a smile before running up the ring steps, and jumping herself inside the wrestling ring.

"Greetings ma'am, I be Nattie Roxx!" She curtsies, "And it's a pleasure to be here, I do say. Even if the ride was a tad bumpy, but nevertheless, how are you today? Good I hope. Because if you weren't good, happy, awesome, or exciting, then I'm afraid I just might to do something. But by the looks of things, I don't really need too, but you never know, do you you? Hehehe, I mean, just looking at you, I think you're all good, happy, awesome, and exciting, but looks can be deceiving, I know I've had my fair share of the deceit, and it could be rather interesting if you were neither of the adjectives I just listed." She spoke in a whirlwind as she suddenly paused, and shot out her hand. "Shakey-shakey?"