Mayhem's Finest (O2A)

[Angel Fyre]

Angel Fyre's music hits as the fans boo. Angel comes out with Trinity as they make their walk to the ring. Angel gets mad at some of the signs and so many cameras taking pictures. Trinity slides in the ring as Angel makes sure no inappropriate pictures are getting made. He stands on the apron as Trinity sits on the middle rope for Angel to get in. Trinity has a mic as she holds it for Angel as he speaks.

Now all you idiot fans can hate all you want. You can wish to be me and be with the hottest lady in wrestling but as you can tell she is on my arms and not yours. Now it would be easy for me to come out here with tears in my eyes but that is not me at all. Now with all of you here tonight you are going to see a man ready to take that next step. And it begins here tonight.

You see I lost to a guy that should of never beat me but knowing how dirty he plays it showed me what I must do. So don't think just cause the scarey man got a lucky pinfall that does not mean he is in my league. Matter of fact it should be obvious by now that no one can touch me.

Well it was not all bad the rest of that garbage lost as well. At least I lost to a World Champion. They lost to two hip hoppers and of course the First Lady lost to the Real Lady. So not going to bang on her for that.

The crowd gets louder as Angel poses for a few seconds before speaking again.

I told all of you that I was going to kill "The Order" or whatever they want to call themselves these days. It put a smile on my face to see them lose and lose quickly. But you know there will come a time when those two bozos will have to face the music but that time will come eventually.

Now with the old music played out there is time for some new music. And that is tonight. On Mayhem, I am going to destroy whoever Ms. Wallace or some crumbcake decides to come out here. It is time that I make a statement and tonight I am having an open challenge on any wannabe that wants to get in the ring. Now I know that no one may not want to come out here and if no one has the guts then I will have to go to LockUp and slap the taste out of one of them. So don't be afraid. Someone that has some nutz about them come out and I will make you famous.

Angel grabs Trinity as they both have selfish grins on their faces.

["The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix]

Just Look at Me hits over the arena and none other then "The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix comes out onto the stage and laughs as he stops on the stage. He stares for a few second before giving the fans the Santino Hand as I like to call it. The crowd boos as Johnny walks down the ramp with that cocky ass smile on his face. He makes it to the ring where he jumps up on the apron and points his finger around. He then touches his ass with it and acts like it burnt him as the crowd boos even more now. He gets into the ring all cocky like as he walks past Angel while yelling something as he receives a Mic and speaks.

WHOA WHOA now hold on there Johnny Fans.

Crowd Boos.

I SWORE that the last time I was out here there was NOT a man standing here in front of me TRYING to be like me.

Who would want to be him?


I mean think back to LAST season when I was here.

Fans boo again before Johnny could continue.


Thank you...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


When I was here last season there was only ONE man who could DO what he wants, WHEN he wants. That man, went by the name of....JOHNNY FUCKING PHOENIX.

Fans boo.


Angel Frye was nothing more then a drop of sweat. And I had to come in here and be the deodorant and get the STINK out. And lettttttttt me tell ya fellas it was RAUNCHY.

Mixture of boos and laughs.


Now Angel, how long has it been now man? 2 Years? Maybe less? Maybe more? How long man? I mean come on last time I think I seen ya, you were sitting flat on your back last night at Exodus.

Good one Johnny be Good.

Didn't get very far did ya? Don't worry that kind of stuff seems to happen when your past your prime.

SNAP.


Face it Angel, the world has passed you by like it has the Mayans. Only they went extinct. What will happen to you my friend? Depression? Randy "The Ram" Robinson? Death? All things to consider...

Johnny pauses.


you wanted someone with some REAL NUTZ Angel? I have them...just ask ANY GIRL.

Johnny laughs as he waits for Angel to respond.

[Angel Fyre]

Angel looks as he sees a drift come in the arena.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the sniff of all sniffers. I mean the last time I saw you was when I was owning you and everyone else a few years back. And no I have not lost my luster or prime for that matter. I for one got a contract to work here. What are you doing here? To shine my boots or take out the garbage. For one you have no contract and that is a good thing. Because no one wants to see you first of all. And besides it would be a short match and I do mean short. Lets face it Phoenix you just ain't the man you think you are. You are more of a "jobber" than anything else.

The fans start to boo but for who who knows.

Listen to your fans even they hate ya. They don't want you here. You know if Ms. Wallace signs you then you know what she is doing don't ya? She is sending you to the slaughter. Now as far as my little hiccup at Exodus? At least I was there and not sitting at home in my mother's basement wishing I was the star like Angel Fyre. Don't sweat it dude everyone wants to be the movie star I am and have the woman in every man's fantasy as I got.

Now why don't you do us all a favor and either do 1 of 3 things. Either come down here and shine my boots and take out the trash. Or number 2 take out the trash and make sure this man in the front row gets another beer since he is drinking his life away. Or number 3 you get your clearance from Ms. Wallace and I will give you a whooping that you desperately need. Either way I am here to oblige you.

Angel turns as the crowd is giving him the business.

["The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix]

Hahahahahahaha shine your boots? Hahahaha...oh man...oh god that about killed me man. I tell ya what, if Dane Cook herd that he would LAUGH HIS ASS OFF AS WELL HAHAHA.
Crowd laughs.

I tell ya man, do I look like hahaha Underdog? I ain't no damn shoeshine boy you fucking devil.

Crowd boos and laughs.

Listen to you, MY fans HATE...ME? Dude does it appear I have any fans? NO, I do not, and you know why? BECAUSE THERE JEALOUS.

Boos.

They are jealous that MY 100% FAT FREE BODY is just TOO DAMN SEXY FOR THERE OWN GOOD. They WISH TO HAVE A BODY LIKE MINE. THEY DREAM TO HAVE A BODY LIKE MINE. And they WOULD HAVE A BODY LIKE MINE. That was...until McDonald's came around.

Crowd boos.

Yes sir ree, when that damn clown came around YOU...

Johnny points to the crowd and spins around while doing it.

ALL went to hell.

More boos.

ME? Shit, I lived off of Fish and market fruit and veggies while growing up. 100% Fat Free Bod only comes from hard work, dedication, and EATING RIGHT. Which I sure do...

Fans boo again.

Now why don't you do us all 1 of 3 favors Deviled Eggs.

LMAO I couldn't resist.

Number 1, you get down on your knees and KISS MY PERFECT ROUND ASS. Number 2, Give this...

Phoenix pulls out what appears to be a new Diet Pill out of his pocket.

my NEW Dietary Supplement The Phoenix Down, to this...

Johnny points at that same man in the front row who has drank to many beers.

guy in the front row who has drank his life away. GOD knows he needs to LOSE THAT BEER BELLY. Nasty ass skanky ass looking freak is what he is. The Phoenix Down will work, TRUST me on that. I know, I patented it. It will guarantee you to lose up to 10 pounds in 2 weeks. You will SURELY slim DOWN like The Phoenix Down will do for you.

Mixture of boos and laughs.

Or you can do number 3, lay down on this mat and let me pin you for the 1...2...3. Cause we all know who the better of well...EVERYTHING is in this business.

Johnny pauses.

ME...

Johnny smiles that cocky smile as he waits for a response from Angel.

[Angel Fyre]

Angel begins laughing as he knows that Johnny Phoenix is making himself out as the biggest boof of all time.

Yo John Boy! Are you serious? I mean I know you probably roll your own cigarettes and make your own brew but tell me you did not come down here high like you did back in the days I knew ya. Tell me you came back with better material than trying to imitate the "Great One." You know GCW should of thrown you out the door when you came knocking. You know why? Just look at ya! Man please ditch those pink draws of yours and come back with something I don't know more manly. You come out here looking and acting like the Adrian Street. He isn't your father or your long lost lover is he?

The fans start laughing as Angel just couldn't help himself.

Now as far as your 3 little things? I don't know how to say but this way. I come from a "legitimate" company that does not work in the way of "laying" down for anyone. My name isn't Jeff Jarrett and you are nothing close to Hulk Hogan. Now my friend you may lay down alot in your career maybe because you are used to that and you like that as it is obvious with those pink draws you wear. Or maybe you are the biggest loser of all time and laying down is almost come customary to you. Whatever the case may be I for one don't lay down for anyone unless it is laying next to the women in my life.

Now you want to come out here and run your mouth and wish you were half the man I am? Well who wouldn't want to be me. A champion in 3 different companies. Been with the most glamourous women in all 3 companies and the biggest movie star since Tom Cruise. So what do you have to offer? Those pink draws? Come on man! Tell the world you are not the biggest loser and save yourself as I am trying to save this program from that ridiculous outpouring that comes from your mouth.

Angel poses and rubs his chin.

["The Hot Stuff" Johnny Phoenix]

Johnny shakes his head as he speaks.

Alright Devil, I have herd enough BULLSHIT out of your mouth to make a nun commit suicide. That's how bad it was, and you claim you are the savior of this company? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you are nothing but a thorn in its side, and I am Dr. Feelgood. I am going to REMOVE that thorn out from the side of this company. See you tonight my old friend...

Johnny tosses the mic out of the ring and stares at Angel for a few seconds before making his way out of the ring. Johnny walks backwords up the ring pointing at himself and being all cocky like. The camera switches over to Angel as it fades away.