Michelle Tosso
GCW Debutante
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
Posts: 76
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Post by Michelle Tosso on Feb 6, 2009 1:49:59 GMT -5
U + Ur Hand hits over the arena and Michelle Tosso comes jumping out onto the stage all excited about her first appearance in front of a crowd in a couple months. She seems to be as excited as the handlers dog when he hist sees his owner. Pain in the butt it is... Michelle jumps, runs, and excites herself down the ramp and into the ring where she climbs the turnbuckle and throws her arms up into the air. She walks over to the edge of the ring and is given a Mic by a ring worker. Her music stops playing as she speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]LIKE...OH...MY...GOSH I AM STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU AGAIN. It has like..been too long if you ask me hehe. How has everyone been?[/glow]
Fans cheer.
[glow=blue,2,300]I have like...been GREAT!!![/glow]
Fans cheer.
[glow=blue,2,300]My hometown STEELERS WON THE SUPER BOWL BABY.[/glow]
Half and half as the crowd quites down for Michelle.
[glow=blue,2,300]I am like SOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited about my first match this season here in the GCW. I have not made any plans but as long as that...TEA DRINKING DICKY of a DIXON does not interrupt then...EVERYTHING WILL BE LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.[/glow]
The crowd is getting into it now.
[glow=blue,2,300]You know, like...before I forget I NEED to tell you guys that I have baked COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSS for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THIS ARENAAAAAAAAAAA.[/glow]
Crowd cheers.
[glow=blue,2,300]Just to show you my appreciation I made my FAVORITE COOKIES EVARRRRRR. My grandmas like...SECRET recipe of making DROP COOKIES or as ALOT of you call...Preacher Cookies. I hope you all LOVE THEM.[/glow]
Crowd cheers again as Tosso attempts to speak before some music plays.
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Post by bonecrusher on Feb 6, 2009 6:49:20 GMT -5
At that point "Brickhouse 2003" by Rob Zombie Feat Lionel Richie hits, and after a few seconds out stumbles the biggest Debutante she glances back looking down at the cable she tripped on then she turns back around and a menacing frown on her face.
Candice stands there and makes herself look as big as possible and her 235lb frame easily dwarfed that of Michelle. Then she began to walk to the ring pounding her chest with each step, her face showing that she was mean and in a foul mood. Candice reached the steps and before climbing them she banged on them.
Candice climbed into the ring and she stared at Michelle like she was a Twinkie, the size difference was clearly visible and it seemed Candice wanted to make an example out of Michelle. Candice received a microphone and the crowd began to boo as they assumed that she planned on making minced meat out of poor Michelle.
"WHERE'S MY COOKIES?"
Candice lowered the microphone as she wanted to know if everyone in the arena had cookies, why didn't she have any? Candice was an avid cookie muncher. 
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Michelle Tosso
GCW Debutante
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
Posts: 76
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Post by Michelle Tosso on Feb 6, 2009 13:01:07 GMT -5
Michelle raised the Microphone up to her mouth.
[glow=blue,2,300]Like...YOU again?[/glow]
Michelle paused.
[glow=blue,2,300]The last time I like...made COOKIES for YOUUUUUUUUUUU...you ate The Dixon's instead.[/glow]
Michelle has a sad look on her face. But, it quickly turns happy as she speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]So why should I like...make any COOKIESSSSSSSSSSS for you? Seriously after what you did like...last time...what reason do I HAVE to make any cookies for you? You dropped mine to the ground and then CHOWED DOWN on them like a Cow does to Grass.[/glow]
Cow? This may get ugly.
[glow=blue,2,300]Besides these are ONLY for the fans here in the stands. Your not a fan, your just...some bigger girl who is also a wrestler like me that SOOOOOOOOOOO loves Cookies.[/glow]
Michelle pauses.
[glow=blue,2,300]BUT NOT MY COOKIES!!![/glow]
Michelle lowers the mic as she waits for Candice to respond.
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Post by bonecrusher on Feb 6, 2009 17:02:22 GMT -5
Candice frowns because she distinctly remembers eating both Christina's cookies AND Michelle's, Candice moves a little closer to Michelle hoping to put the fear of god into her and also jog her memory.
"I ate both sets of cookies"
The crowd laughed as they can imagine the woman chowing down on cookies from dusk until dawn. Then an odd chant began to come from the crowd, "COOKIE MONSTER!" and Candice looked around at the crowd as she wasn't so dumb not to notice that they were implying that Candice was... FAT.
Candice then took another step closer to Michelle realizing that bullying wasn't getting her any where. Candice lowered the microphone and put on a smile as though the crowd's chant hurt she wanted the cookies more.
"Can I have some cookies... PLEASE?"
Candice tried to plead and be nice to get some cookies...
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on Feb 7, 2009 4:00:05 GMT -5
The arena then goes slightly dark as the audience is now cued to give their attention to the titantron. "Kaori...if you keep eating all these cookies, you're going to get fat." A voice booms as the backstage scene opens up, and we're met with the camera being solely on Kaoru's face. She was the older of the twins, was on constant weight-watch, always making sure she didn't go over on her calorie count. However, Kaori; the younger of the two, could honestly care less about counting anything. "Honestly Kaori, you're going gain so much weight eating all of this."
The camera then zooms away, and we're met with both Xaviera sisters, backstage at seemingly a room full of an assortment of different cookies. Chocolate Chip. Peanut Butter. M&M. Oatm...okay, so maybe not oatmeal. But nevertheless, they were in an ENTIRE room full of cookies backstage, and how did that happen? Just a little touch of professional wrestling magic."OMMNUMNUMNUMNUM....NUMNUM...KAORU...I wonder...NUMNUMNUMUNM....HOW....NUMNUMNUM..." Kaori couldn't help herself, when she witnessed the room full of cookies she could do nothing but go find her sister, and drag her into mentioned room, and have them munch on all of them together. But of course, Kaoru being party-pooper only ate one...or actually, was still in the process of eating her first one. "OMMNUMNUMNUM...THESE..."
"STOP KAORI." Kaoru blurts out, her quarter-eaten cookie in hand, "Talking with your mouthful is impolite, and you should at least eat these cookies with class. Watch." Clearing her throat, and sitting gallantly, she lifts her quarter-eaten cookie, and very epically sticks up her pinky finger before taking a slight nibble. "See? This is how a cookie should be eaten. It allows your stomach to process the cookie, and thus, prevents you from getting fat."
Kaori looked at her sister in disgust with cookie crumbs all over her face. She must have eaten seventy-five cookies by now, and they had only been in the room for the last five or so minutes. Rummaging her tongue through her mouth, Kaori then looks at the pile of cookies in front of her, and holds up a hand. She too, then clears her throat, and extends the pinky of mentioned hand before plunging her face into the pile in front of her, continuing her process. "OMMNUMNUMNUMNUMUNUMNUMNUMNUM. Younumnum don'tnumnumnum knownumnum whatnum you'renumnumum talkingnum aboutnum Kaorunumnumnumnum."
Kaoru lets out a sigh. "FINE. Get fat. See if I care. I was only caring about your health. Gosh. You're an idiot. Stop it Kaori. You're embarrassing us. Look. We were supposed to be out there a minute ago, and we're stuck here. Thanks to this...magical room full of cookies." Then her words hit her. "Magical room"...magic...you can't get fat in a magical place! A smile appearing from ear-to-ear, Kaoru then grabs six cookies, three in each hand, and joins her sister in the process. Magical cookies! YES. They totally don't go into your hips, thighs, and stomach. "No one will ever find out about this magical place. For I declare this Xaviera Fun Land." She looks sneakily from side-to-side. "NO ONE. OMMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM."
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Post by bonecrusher on Feb 7, 2009 8:08:09 GMT -5
Candice looked round panicking she wanted to know where this fun land was, she knew every fun land had slides, swings, climbing frames anything a kid could dream of but this one had to be the best purely because it had an abundance of the one, the only, the mighty COOKIE!!!
Candice could hardly watch the two Japanese twins eat all those cookies, she jumped up and down slightly before turning to Michelle assuming that the fun cookie land had something to do with her.
"Uh... uh... Please I wanna go to magic cookie land!"
Candice got down on her knees and she pleaded with Michelle much to the amusement of the fans, Candice wanted a magical cookie land and the chance to eat them and be thin. Her eyes continued to switch from Michelle to the titantron.
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Michelle Tosso
GCW Debutante
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
Posts: 76
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Post by Michelle Tosso on Feb 8, 2009 0:00:49 GMT -5
Michelle laughs.
[glow=blue,2,300]IIIIIIIIII think that TOSSO'S COOKIE PARK is now open for business. We like...ALWAYS bake our cookies fresh. Judging by the looks of it we ALREADY have our first customers. So who wants the first batch?[/glow]
Michelle waits for a response.
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1x APW Rose Champion
