First Lady? I Don't Think So

[Trinity]

Ladies and Gentlemen comes on as Trinity makes her sessy walk down the ramp with the young men throwing roses at her and whistling like a bunch of 13 year olds. She smiles as she knows that her beauty and body is what they most desire. She gets in the ring as she gets handed a mic.

You know all of you ladies in the audience need to do better and get your trailor park trash men to at least come to the arena with some soap or something. Never been to so many places where the arenas are filled with a bunch of mouth breathers in my whole entire life. It almost feels like I am at a showing of the Jerry Springer Show. It just isn't good enough.

The crowd boos and starts calling Trinity a tramp. They scream that about 20 seconds as it almost puts a smile on her face.

Now you can scream all you want that word but that word should be used for your so called Princess and that is you Lauren Steel. I mean Lauren Vegas. I mean Lauren Fyre. I mean Lauren Kennedy. Hell whatever you want to call yourself. You call yourself The First Lady of Pro Wrestling. Well honey let me tell ya, you are not a lady. A lady doesn't do what you do in this world. No real husband or at least a dead beat one. A child with no father and you trying to pawn the kid off on any man that will accept it. A woman that can't make up her mind on who she is or who she loves for that matter. Oh I love you for a little while but I love him more. Honey you know what we call that in New York? You got it! Tramp!

Now I heard your little speech earlier about how you are going to have a little match and shower up and come and watch the Ashley and Jennifer later and you are going to get what is left of the Champion. Now wait a minute! What makes you think you are just going to walk down that ramp, whip me in like 3 minutes and come back out and enjoy the show? What smoke pipe have you been smoking? You got some things that we need to talk about and we got some unfinished business you and I.

The crowd gets louder and louder

Now you may want to confuse your brain on what you think you are going to do but doll face when I get you in the ring it will be a flashback scene. This gal hasn't been in the ring in years. I had so much of my life spent on modeling but just ask the girls that know me that getting in the ring with me is no cake walk. Just go ask the so called divas in here like Christina Dixon what it is like going mano e mano with me. And tonight I am going to bring back what made me so deadly and famous those few years back. And don't be misinformed that maybe I don't have it anymore because I haven't been in the squared circle.

Hot pants it goes like this. At the end of the night, you shouldn't be worried about the Ashley or Jennifer but you ought to be worried about how momma is gonna look in front of your child. Will your child recognize you. I mean the smell will be the same but the look no. So tonight you lace up your little boots and give your man a kiss and let him lie to you on how much he misses you and loves you. Let him say you will be the girl of my dreams and will support you. And as you lie on your back looking at the lights just know it will comfort me tremendously to see that worried look in his eyes and all he can do is endure it.

Like I said the last time we met that we are not over. This is just the beginning and when the smoke is all cleared what will be the truth of the matter is that you will know why you don't mess with my lifestyle or my man. You may be in the business of broken hearts but I am in the business of broken lives. Come and get some Princess and let your First Lady look get you impeached.

[danedynamite]

It isn’t long after Trinity’s ‘little’ speech before “Burning in the Third Degree” plays, and The First Lady appears onstage with no microphone in her hand. A Lauren chant begins to echo throughout the arena, see Lauren didn’t just ooze sex appeal but she also appealed to the female fans too. Something that Trinity just didn’t do. Lauren walked toward the ring very methodically the mind games had already begun and Lauren was damned if she was going to come up short against a skank like Trinity. Lauren climbed the steps and her eyes then locked with Trinity’s as she entered the ring. Lauren soon received a microphone to address Trinity.

“Well you seem to have misinterpreted the meaning of the First Lady, and look around Trinity if you don’t see that everyone here believes I am the First Lady then I’ll tell you. Look up there the sign ‘Lauren is my First Lady’ and look right next to it another ‘The First Lady of GCW’ and you can see many signs with First Lady in them. Now let’s take a look at Trinity signs, hmmm ‘Trinity missing Neo’ and look ‘I did Trinity and she was cheap’ and finally ‘Bottom dollar hooker’ is that about Trinity sweetie?”

The camera focused on the fan as he nodded his head, then Lauren turned her focus to the fans that threw roses for Trinity not that she needed them she already had enough thorns and all Lauren could think was poor Angel, he might not have been the best but he deserved better than her.

“Now before I go too far into why what you just said is wrong, these people know it but I feel the need to educate you a little. However first I must say doesn’t Trinity’s outfit look splendid?”

The fans boo at this statement; they were more behind Lauren and didn’t like her agreeing with anything about Trinity.

“Come on give her credit she found the best she could at the 99 cent store, though personally I never pay less than a dollar for clothing. It’s just not wise, we all know cheap clothing has bad stitching but then again maybe Trinity thought about easy access for her clients.”

The crowd cheer as Lauren finished that comment as they knew exactly what she meant by clients, and they also heard about the ‘street fight’ they had in January. Depending on each fans point of view that story differed. One heard that Lauren totally trashed Trinity and put her in the hospital for a week, another described it as merely a cat fight. Sure they were those fans that actually believe Trinity got the better of the exchange. In reality neither won, it was more a stalemate than anything.

“Now it’s no secret Trinity and I hate each other, but let’s get one thing straight I am a thousand times the lady you are. As for yourself and Angel I wish you two well, I mean if me and this body couldn’t get his motor running then you can try and hide it as much as you want but you are dating a gay man.”

Trinity looked furious at that announcement that Lauren made and even more so at the response that the crowd gave it. They began to chant for Lauren again as many believed for a long time that Angel wasn’t delivering the goods at home and now Lauren had confirmed it on live TV. What a kick in the balls.

“Now I cared for Angel and once he finds the right man he will be happy, but Trinity you can try and fool yourself about this but until he comes out he’ll never be happy. I want Angel to be happy don’t you?”

Lauren had hit a sore spot with those words; it was something she was told to say. Lauren wasn’t sure if they not having sex for a while was because he was gay but she figured Trinity was the trophy that would cure that need elsewhere. Yes Lauren actually hated Trinity OOC too.

“I now come to the part where I educate you Trinity as to why they call me the First Lady of professional wrestling. You see if I were a man. Heaven forbid but I’d be The Alpha Male meaning I am the best, and it’s not just hype. Last year I proved that I am a force to be reckoned with and that nobody and I mean NOBODY treats me lightly. That Trinity is why I am called the First Lady, I’ll admit I may not be the most lady like of ladies but don’t you think calling myself The Alpha Female sounds a little retarded?”

Harvey Bazztard: “Lauren has a point there, she surely is considered GCW’s 2008 rookie of the year, and Trinity hasn’t been seen on the wrestling scene for a while. Lauren’s one pitfall last season was our Top Debutante Ashley Raimond. Had Lauren won that title I think she’d have also gained the GCW Debutante of the year for 2008 award too. However that honor went to Ms Raimond.”

Lauren then paced a little around the ring all these people who had nothing better to do than ponder to what her surname was, and tried but failed to mock her for the name changes. Lauren was a Kennedy plain and simple and had been for sometime now.

“Also Trinity to clear up a little confusion my name is Lauren Kennedy, not Steel, not Fyre. I honestly don’t know where you got that one from. Lauren Vegas? No at least not yet. Everybody knows that the father of my child is the man who took that stage name. However we aren’t married just yet, also my daughter will recognise me because you won’t touch me. I am the better wrestler and you’ll see that soon enough. One thing I might add though, for bringing my daughter into this I’m going to leave you with a face only a mother could love.”

Lauren handed the microphone back to the stage hand as her music played again and she left to the sounds of Tahnee Cain and the Trianglz and the crowd chanting her name, and she stopped before the curtain. Turning to look at all the people chanting her name, the atmosphere was electric and season two had begun. Lauren waved at her peeps before going backstage leaving Trinity alone surely with some words that the she had for Lauren and the crowd there.

[Trinity]

Trinity is steaming as she knows that she is the better woman. She goes down and grabs a sign that says, "Trinity Marry Me." She comes back in the ring.

Listen Tramp! You may go run and hide if you want but we all know what you are. You may have these people fooled on the Lady you believe you are but we all know that if anyone is "easy" it is you. I have always been with one man and he has always been my focus. Now you for one can't decide who you want or who is the real daddy of your baby. Are you sure you know for sure who it is or are you just jumping from one bed to the other wondering if this man will keep me or not.

Now sugar what you can't handle is the fact that I am the only woman that can really make Angel do things that no other woman can do. Don't be jealous that you have a Olive Oil toothpick body and mine is a gift from Heaven. Now if you want, I can help you with all of that but you got to ditch the 5 and Dime look. It just is not good enough.

Trinity showcases her clothes.

Look baby girl these clothes are custom made and not the typical things that tramps like you wear. Not every Lady shows the world things that leaves the imagination out of it. Now if that is your cake then go ahead and eat it but honey don't be mad at me because Angel didn't want to sleep with ya. Maybe he had a reason. I don't know maybe you were the biggest Tramp and every man had a key to that lock. Maybe that's it. Maybe it's the fact that you just couldn't do much for him. Maybe at one time he had pity on you and thought being with me may cause you to be I don't know more presentable.

Believe me Trailor Park Trash and that is Angel is no way gay. If he was then why try pin the child on the man. I got no issues with the child. It isn't his fault that he has a mother like you. Maybe he will get wise once he is old enough and figure out who you are like the rest of us. You see just cause you can't hold on to a man and lets face it girl, you just don't have the goods to hold on to any man.

The crowd starts booing since they love Lauren and pretty much hate Trinity at this point.

Oh shut up Rednecks! Just cause she has slept with each and every one of you even you Trashbag Tramps in here. Don't get mad at me. Now Lauren you listen and you listen good and that is the reason that you so called left Angel was the mere fact that you saw how I turn him on and how he turned you off. Now is that my mistake or Angel's? It seems to me that you don't know how to please a man. It seems to me that since your so called failures in the heart compartment shows that maybe you are not the woman that you say you are. Can't keep a man seems to me your failures and not the so called men that you had in your life.

Trinity starts smiling and laughing as she knows that all the little girls in the arena look up to Lauren and they are now almost ready to cry.

Lauren, you take your little boy and lie to him like you have lied to all of these fans. But for once, stop lieing to yourself. Look in the mirror First Lady and realize that your life is a total dumpster fire. You are and always will be Trailor Park Trash and that is why you relate to these so called fans. These fans don't know what it is like to have money and be beautiful. They don't know what it means to have the world at your feet and neither do you. Female wrestler of the year? Are you kidding me? Don't you mean Tramp Of The Year? That is more your motto then anything else. Not everybody can be me but everyone wants to be me. And how does it make you feel that not only are you a failure in the bedroom but a failure in the wrestling ring as well. And tonight I am going to make that obvious even to you.

Trinity just stands there watching the fans boo louder as they are not happy with what Trinity just said about their favorite female wrestler.

[danedynamite]

Lauren had positioned herself at a monitor backstage, and was watching as Trinity continued to misguidedly trash her. Funny that she still didn't understand why Lauren was called the First Lady. Lauren also wondered where she got the whole trailer park idea as Lauren had never spent a single moment of her life in a trailer.

"Trinity, Trinity, Trinity. Keep it up. It only makes you look stupid my dear. I never pinned my daughter on Angel, so I honestly don't know what this bitch is talking about."

Lauren continued to watch as Trinity tried to defend herself against the fans but she was clearly failing, normally Lauren would return and give a little more talk but with Lauren Kennedy fans showing absolutely no love for Trinity, but bless her she found one fan that wanted to marry her. Probably because he needed another girl to pimp out or wanted a career in porn and needed somebody with Trinity's skank qualities.

"Well Trinity you crossed the line with bringing my daughter into this, and creative control or not I'll be damned if you mention her on TV again. You can insult me and be hipocritical about it, yes I know you were knocking the Avenger's boots too. Insult my daughter and bitch you are just begging for me to sock your scrawn ass for real."

Lauren then walked away presumably to change for her match with Trinity.