Post by <~The Shooting Starr~> on Jan 22, 2009 14:03:25 GMT -5
CLASS IS IN SESSION
*SIGH* So, I hear that instead of defending a belt he won by some divine miracle, that Shia Storm has pulled a "payne" and ran the other way. So he's stripped of the belt, and we get a one night tournament to crown who just will be the leading candidate to hold the title. Shame, shame it is really, because I know he's going to come right back, and claim he's the champ since he was never beat for the belt. The truth is, he beat himself, which is far worse then being beat by someone else.
Differences with the competition aside, none of them measure up to my stature and level of talent. I mean, aside from a few, and I do mean FEW, setbacks, I'm the front runner, the headlining name, the spotlight absorbing talent that keeps GCW on the radar. You've got guys like Jyndal, Toreno, Pryce, Avenger, Bruiser, McArthur, Manor and then a calvacade of WHO IS THAT's. Most of those guys have held titles here, but Brent Starr has been the name talked about more then anyone else.
You even have reporters and media outlets everywhere trying to establish just where I belong, as in which company has enough top tier talent to actually give me a challenge. Let's face it, the only challenge that GCW has for me, was Avenger, but who knows if his balls are out of the grasp of that women Trinity. God knows no woman controls me, or has my balls in her pocket. Yet all these other guys are dragging their bottom lips looking at the women of GCW, dying to get in their pants. Not I, I don't need women to distract me and take up my time...
Not to say that the women here aren't good. I prefer them over the porn stars other companies employ. Besides, I like me a thick girl and lets face it, the pencil thin girls seem to flock here and elsewhere.
Speaking of pencils, it's too bad my original challenger, BRANDON PAYNE, couldn't make it here to lose the inferno match to me. I'd have loved to set fire to his career more then creative have done for him elsewhere. Naming him a top star, shyeah.. maybe on paper, which is all he'll ever be.. a paper champ. Unlike me, a man who deserves a belt more then anyone else... well, maybe except for Joe Bruiser...
So that is why I, Brent Starr, am a natural selection to enter, dominate, and sweep through, the Continental Title tournament!
You're being treated to a world title tournament contention promo from the most dominant man in professional wrestling in the last 4 years.
Brent Starr stands before a GCW backdrop. Donning his new "PWN U" t-shirt which can be bought at www.GCWshop.com, he stands with the classic, and original, goggles atop his head. A smirk upon his face, and a notepad within his hand.
Brent Starr stands before a GCW backdrop. Donning his new "PWN U" t-shirt which can be bought at www.GCWshop.com, he stands with the classic, and original, goggles atop his head. A smirk upon his face, and a notepad within his hand.
*SIGH* So, I hear that instead of defending a belt he won by some divine miracle, that Shia Storm has pulled a "payne" and ran the other way. So he's stripped of the belt, and we get a one night tournament to crown who just will be the leading candidate to hold the title. Shame, shame it is really, because I know he's going to come right back, and claim he's the champ since he was never beat for the belt. The truth is, he beat himself, which is far worse then being beat by someone else.
Differences with the competition aside, none of them measure up to my stature and level of talent. I mean, aside from a few, and I do mean FEW, setbacks, I'm the front runner, the headlining name, the spotlight absorbing talent that keeps GCW on the radar. You've got guys like Jyndal, Toreno, Pryce, Avenger, Bruiser, McArthur, Manor and then a calvacade of WHO IS THAT's. Most of those guys have held titles here, but Brent Starr has been the name talked about more then anyone else.
He then holds up a magazine that has the headline
Is GCW good enough to contain Brent Starr
Is GCW good enough to contain Brent Starr
You even have reporters and media outlets everywhere trying to establish just where I belong, as in which company has enough top tier talent to actually give me a challenge. Let's face it, the only challenge that GCW has for me, was Avenger, but who knows if his balls are out of the grasp of that women Trinity. God knows no woman controls me, or has my balls in her pocket. Yet all these other guys are dragging their bottom lips looking at the women of GCW, dying to get in their pants. Not I, I don't need women to distract me and take up my time...
Not to say that the women here aren't good. I prefer them over the porn stars other companies employ. Besides, I like me a thick girl and lets face it, the pencil thin girls seem to flock here and elsewhere.
Speaking of pencils, it's too bad my original challenger, BRANDON PAYNE, couldn't make it here to lose the inferno match to me. I'd have loved to set fire to his career more then creative have done for him elsewhere. Naming him a top star, shyeah.. maybe on paper, which is all he'll ever be.. a paper champ. Unlike me, a man who deserves a belt more then anyone else... well, maybe except for Joe Bruiser...
So that is why I, Brent Starr, am a natural selection to enter, dominate, and sweep through, the Continental Title tournament!
