Joe Bruiser
GCW Titan
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 249
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jan 16, 2009 23:15:42 GMT -5
Joe has just woken up from a long night out with none other then Chris Calloway. He lifts up and throws his legs off the side of the bed and stretches. He realizes that he is in his boxers and has NO memory of what happaned the night before. He has been back in town for a few weeks training for the new season. Joe walks into the living room where he walks to the fridge to get a bottle of water. Not as soon as he opens the fridge door, he hears his phone ring. He waits for it to ring twice before grabbing a water and walking over to answer his phone. He answers in a tried hungover voice.
[glow=blue,2,300]
Hello?[/glow]
Joe waits for who ever it is to reply.
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on Jan 16, 2009 23:42:53 GMT -5
Suddenly sitting up from her bed, Kaoru looks around her room, and began to wonder how she even got there. Her hair felt gunky, her back feeling a little sore, for reason knows why. Maybe she just slept it on wrong, but then again, she never remembered going to bed in the first place. Rubbing her hand against her eye, she lets out a yawn before throwing her covers off, and realizing she wasn't even dressed in her normal 'sleep' clothes. Wearing surprisingly short shorts, considering it was winter, stockings that went well past her knees, and a cute top with a "Hello Kitty" emblem on it, a logo she vowed she would never, ever wear, Kaoru began to feel a little uneven. "I'm the conservative type!" She thinks to herself, running her hands down the side of her body, suddenly realizing the excessive amounts of glitter upon them. "Glitter? GLITTER?" Kaoru wasn't the glitter wearing type! She hated it! It reminded her of her hectic childhood! "NO!" She screams aloud, jumping out of bed, only feel a sharp amount of pain coming from her left ankle. "Ahhhhh~" in pain, she begins to hop on her right foot all the way to her door, hoping that maybe Kaori had some answers. "KAORI, KAORI, KAORI!" Kaoru screams as she hops to their couch, and loudly plops on top of it, her stomach face-down as she allows the cushion to completely devour her face. "KAORIIIIIIIIIIIIII~"
"We need to talk, right now." Kaori quickly says on the phone, the only difference being she was actually dressed in her normal sleep wear. Meaning, of course, that Kaori didn't do anything the night before. Looking at the piece of paper in her hand, which coincidentally had Joe Bruiser's phone number, "I don't know who this is, but I found this number written on my sister's leg, and I demand to know what happened last night!" She had written the number on a piece of paper just moments before Kaoru woke up, and Kaori wasn't pleased.
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Joe Bruiser
GCW Titan
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 249
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jan 16, 2009 23:49:01 GMT -5
Joe is in shock as the last thing he wanted was to get yelled at by some random person.
[glow=blue,2,300]What? Look...I don't know who you are or how you got my number but more then likely you have the wrong number manm.[/glow]
Joe rubs his hand across his face as Kaori speaks.
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on Jan 17, 2009 0:02:25 GMT -5
"Ha-ha-ha, very funny, is that how you fix all your problems? Wrong number? NO, NO, NO, I made sure that I dialed every correct number on this phone, and I am darn positive that I dialed the correct one." Hearing Kaoru's scream from the other room, Kaori quickly closes the door to her bedroom to help deafen the sound. "I wake up this morning to this wrenched smell oozing from the living room door, traveling all the way around the house, so what do I do? I follow it, and with each little step the smell just got worse, and worse, and where does it lead? None other then my older sister's bedroom!" Extremely angry, sleep deprived, and not in the best of moods, Kaori mutters a line of Japanese curses before continuing. "Kaoru is my older sister, and I never, in my life, woke up to see her drenched in silly make-up, and wearing the skimpiest outfit that I've ever seen. She looks like she belongs on late-late night television!"
Kaoru on the other hand, continued to scream Kaori's name, causing quite the ruckus. She kicked her feet, despite the pain urging from her ankle. She slapped the sides of the couch constantly, she was downright throwing a tantrum, wondering how in the world this happened. It just didn't make any sense. One moment she's hearing a weird tapping on her window, and the next she wakes up completely unaware of what happened. Feeling her eyes getting warm, she begins to cry. She choose the internet life so she wouldn't have to deal with situations like this, and what happened? This. "KAORI!"
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Joe Bruiser
GCW Titan
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 249
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jan 17, 2009 0:19:33 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Listen I don't know WHO YOU ARE. I don't know HOW YOU GOT MY NUMBER, AND I DON'T KNOW WHO KA.....[/glow]
Joe pauses.
[glow=blue,2,300]Kaoru....?[/glow]
Joe pauses again as he thinks back.
[glow=blue,2,300]Am I saying that name right?[/glow]
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on Jan 17, 2009 0:25:23 GMT -5
Giving her extensive DVD and manga collection an evil glance, as if she was piercing a hole through every soul of every written and digital page, Kaori simply snarls. "Yes."
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Joe Bruiser
GCW Titan
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 249
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jan 17, 2009 0:30:19 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]By any chance did she happen to go...out somewhere last night?[/glow]
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Post by Xaviera Spirit Evolution on Jan 17, 2009 0:41:37 GMT -5
Looking up towards her ceiling, Kaori began to rethink the steps in her head. She had gone to bed early the night before, but despite that, she still felt sleep deprived. It must have been that Chicago air. But then, it hit her. It her like a flying American football in that episode of the Brady Bunch. "OF COURSE SHE WENT SOMEWHERE," she screamed, "SHE DOESN'T OWN, as far as I know, ANY OF THE CLOTHING SHE'S WEARING RIGHT NOW!"
That last one actually scurried outside Kaori's closed door, and traveled into the ear of her older sister, Kaoru. Immediately shutting up, she sat up from the couch, and listened. Her clownish make-up really giving her a frightened look, especially since she had been crying for quite the amount of time now.
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Joe Bruiser
GCW Titan
2 Hits is all it takes, 1 hitting your jaw and you hitting the floor.
Posts: 249
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jan 18, 2009 22:53:33 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Well I...went out last night myself but my memory of WHATEVER I did or...what happened is as limited as taking a knockout right hand punch to the Temple.[/glow]
Joe pauses.
[glow=blue,2,300]And I have experienced that before...sadly. I mean...if I DID happen to meet this Kaori girl you speak of, I doubt anything happened really. Has she mentioned anything about what she did last night?[/glow]
Joe waits for a response.
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First EVER APW Triple Crown Champion, 1x APW World Heavyweight Champion,1x APW Nationwide Champion, 1x APW Tag Team Champion (W/Marisol Mariposa and Corona) 1x GCW Global Warfare Champion
