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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Dec 22, 2008 8:01:34 GMT -5
So it wasn't happy times for Chez Calloway, he was forced to wrestle some old glory in the eve of Christmas eve, Chris didn't want to be on the cold and boring Chicago, Chris loathed Chicago, he would rather be in his homeland sunny South California, but instead he was in a live crowd, in the main event, but in a live crowd nontheless, lots of ham and eggers have wrestled in that card, and Chris felt his cache was worth of something better, only if he knew how to keep his big mouth shut.
Chris had made his entrance aswell his sexy moves, his loyal manager the Polish-American hottie, Regina had taken out his robe as Chris grabbed a mic and proceeded to tell everyone how disgusted he was.
Normally, I'd be giving the ladies in the crowd a good time, by just flexing a muscle, but I see no ladies, all I see is a bunch of fat pimpled wrestling nerds who are here because they have no plans for this Christmas other than wrapping a pair of socks for their mums because they just don't know anyone else!
boos, of course
Yeah, thanks, I am angry too, I know, wrestling at this time of the year is a pain in the ass. It's cold, it's time for being in my sunny California, enjoying Christmas in a t-shirt. Anyways let's cut the chase, I am here because I'm supposed to be the try-out for some has-been, well never-been called "Champ" Jack Douglas. A washed up 70s wrestler, well I am lying he's not washed up, because God! He smells awful!
cheers for the local hero and boos for the villainous Chris
So before his random Lynyrd Skynyrd theme hits, let me tell all of you to get the cameras ready, because this won't last long. I am here to win it, and put this guy right in his place, the dumpster!
Chris handles the mic to his manager as he waits.
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Post by Regina on Dec 22, 2008 8:37:26 GMT -5
Regina was all smiles, she was perfectly sure her client would make minced meat of that hobo. Grabbing the mic of her client Regina felt necessary to add something that was bothering her.
Stop staring at my breasts!!! I know you haven't seen any besides your mums!!! But honestly this is off limits! Don't make me be forced to sue all of you!!!
"Busty" chants for the resident Polish-American, Regina covers her ears and throws a fit while Chris tries to calm her down, suddenly a theme which is or isn't Lynyrd Skynyrd hits as the crowd cheers.
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Post by champ on Dec 23, 2008 1:51:47 GMT -5
You would be correct in assuming that the theme song currently hitting the airwave was not by Lynyrd Skynyrd. "Gonna Fly Now" caught the attention of the fans as all eyes hit the stage. Slowly stepping out infront of the crowd came Jack Douglas, who was met with cheers. Whether or not the fans knew him didn't make a difference. If he was here to shut Chris Calloway's mouth, then the fans would cheer for him all the same. A smile spread across Douglas' face as he looked out at the fans. Nodding his head, this brought back such sweet memories. He was dressed in a new pair of tights, with new knee pads and boots to go with it. Seems like the company had set him up with some new wrestling gear since the ones he owned weren't exactly in top condition. Douglas walked down the ramp and headed towards the ring. His eyes focusing on Calloway in the ring. Douglas stopped infront of the steel steps, took a deep breath, exhaled, and walked up onto the ring apron. Climbing into the ring, he started to slowly step forward towards Calloway. The referee had retrieved a microphone for Douglas, incase he had some words for Calloway before the match. Accepting the microphone, the theme music would fade and Douglas would lift up the microphone. His first time holding a microphone infront of a crowd in a wrestling ring in years...
"Heh, heh, heh... It don't look like these fans take too kindly to folks like yourself Chris... Now don't they...? Heh, heh, heh..."
Cheers again for Douglas, and boos for Calloway. Perhaps, some older wrestling fans were attending tonight? Wrestling fanatics and historians alike maybe?
"It's alright. Heh, heh, heh... I'll learn you a thing or two in this ring... These old bones ain't what they used to be... But I can still stick and move.... Heh, heh, heh... Don't count out old Jack Douglas just yet... You might be able to take the dog out of the fight... But you can't take the fight out of the dog... Heh, heh, heh... We'll see if this old "never-been" is worth a damn to Global Championship Wrestling... Or if Chris Calloway is truly destined for greatness as much as he says he is... Heh, heh, heh... "
Douglas flashed a smile to the manager Regina.
"Don't worry miss... I'll leave just enough for you to carry him back home... Heh, heh, heh..."
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Dec 23, 2008 5:56:41 GMT -5
Chris moves Regina out of his way as his shadow covers Jack, Chris was much more stronger and fit than Jack, the fans could see that.
"he he he" What's wrong with you weirdo? You have Tourette's syndrome or what? Stop laughing that way, you creep me. Anyways bum, my time is valuable, and I guess yours too, after being destroyed by me, you'll need to rush to the next bench so you can drown your failure with your good friend, the one that comes inside a bottle.
Oh and I see you idiots in the crowd, you are feeling pretty pumped up about "Grandpa" Jack Douglas here, well he might be the underdog here, but this ain't no fairy tale, so therefor underdogs never prosper!
Chris flexes his biceps as he demands the bell to be rung, he then comes closer to Champ and drops the mic so Jack can only hear him.
Don't think I've forgotten about what you did to me, bum, tonight you are all mine.
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Post by Regina on Dec 23, 2008 5:59:14 GMT -5
.... Chris then helps Regina to get out of the ring by opening her the ropes, the bell then sounds, but Chris is way distracted asking Regina for a good luck kiss, he doesn't realize "Champ" is ready to go..
Turn back you idiot!
but it's too late, it's Jack who turns Chris back and....
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Post by champ on Dec 23, 2008 6:20:04 GMT -5
...And he unloads on Chris by pulling back and lighting Chris' chest up with a hard knife edged chop. The referee signals the bell to ring as the match starts.
*DING! DING! DING!*
A loud smacking sound could be heard through out the arena as Jack delivers another hard chop across Chris' chest, knocking his opponent back into the ropes. That grin formed on his face, as he looked at Chris. He was back in the zone. This was it. This was his chance at getting back in the ring. He had a good feeling about it. Jack pulled back once more and a third chop across Chris' chest echoed in the arena. The fans cheering ol' Jack on as he was on the attack. He sent a hard right handed punch across Chris' face. A laugh escaped Jack after that last blow. This was going to be a piece of cake, he thought. Jack figured Chris was overconfident. This was going to be nothing for good ol' Jack. He then grabbed Chris by his arm and shoulder and sent him to the ropes with an irish whip. Jack stepped forward and bent over to prepare to sent Chris flying with a back body drop. That was until Chris...
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Dec 23, 2008 6:38:11 GMT -5
... But "Champ" didn't realize that Chris wasn't done yet, Chris blocked Jack's crossbody and held him in a backbreaker hold, Chris then mounted Jack on his shoulders and hit a TKO.
... and that was it, "Champ" wasn't lights out, but he was pretty much done, he paid a huge price for that rookie mistake he did, lesson number one in wrestling: never crossbody someone stronger than you...
Chris stood over Jack's body as he signaled for his sexy neckbreaker finisher. But then Chris suddenly stopped focusing on "Champ" and decided to turn his attention to Regina. Always the lustful, Chris felt necessary to have a good luck kiss, despite his alarming advantage over "Champ" Chris moved close to the ropes as he bend over to get a kiss from his manager. Chris succeeded at getting a kiss, but he didn't realize that "Champ" wasn't as done as he looked, and carefully plotting "Champ" started slithering to get Chris who was in a perfect position to be school boy pinned.
All of a sudden Jack's plans nearly failed since Regina moved her head but she wasn't able to see "Champ" as Chris kissed her on the mouth, thus making her unable to see Jack.
After the kissing session ended, Chris was about to finish Jack off but much to his surprise Chris was....
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Post by Christina Gruber on Dec 23, 2008 6:49:04 GMT -5
Bazztard: And here it begins the match between the 10 time All American Champion Jack “The Champ” Douglas and the Stunning Chris Calloway. The bell has just rang and it looks like as if Champ has the early advantage in the match as he starts to unleash a chop and punch combo on the distracted Calloway. But before I want to go on with the action inside of the ring let me welcome my Guest Color commentator Christina Gruber.
Hello Christina.
I nod with my head slightly and look at Bazztard, before I response.
“Its great to be here tonight and yes it is indeed a very interesting match up that we will see tonight. Old school vs New School … a battle of the generations so to speak. A match with no possible visible outcome of who will emerge as the winner.”
Bazztard: Indeed … oh what a hard punch … that must hurt.
“Every punch hurts Harvey, wrestling is real in so many aspects that some of the fans might not even realise it. You see this feud is real … it started in a nice bar … and spilled over in the world of professional wrestling.”
Bazztard: Ouch … Calloway just blocked the back body drop and instead lifts up Champ in a Samoan Drop position, I am wondering what Calloway wants to do …
“Properly go for one of his trademark moves … the Samoan Drop into a cutter move known as the TKO …”
Bazztard: Indeed he just hit the move and … damn it … what is Calloway doing?”
“A rookie mistake … that’s the only way to describe it … he just walks away to focus his attention on his manager and now he even kiss her. This whole posing and overconfident can cost him the match so easily.”
Bazztard: Yes and it appears to be the chase in this situation. Champ is coming back slowly on his feet’s and he seams to be ready to give Calloway some payback for the TKO.
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Post by champ on Dec 23, 2008 7:05:43 GMT -5
...Chris was folded up like an old accordion by Jack. He made his way over to Chris slowly and quickly capitalized on his mistake. Slamming an arm up between Chris' thighs, Jack locked his arm in place and pulled. Rolling Chris up into a school boy pin. The fans looked on in amazement. They had assumed that this match was going to be over and that Chris would have gotten the victory. But Jack had time to recover while Chris was distracted by his manager. Now he lays on the mat after being rolled up into a school boy pin, shoulders pressed down onto the mat. The referee quickly dropped to his hands and knees and lifted an open hand high into the air. Jack used all of his weight to keep Chris grounded onto the mat as the referee shouted....
Referee: "ONE!........ TWO!!......... THREE!!!....."
*DING! DING! DING!
And just like that, the match was over. Jack quickly released Chris as he rolled away over to the other side of the ring. Grabbing onto the ropes and pulled himself up to his feet. Laughing to himself as he looked at Chris. The anger and frustration was evident. "Gonna Fly Now" blared through out the arena, announcing Jack Douglas' victory over Chris Calloway. This just has to burn.
Ring Announcer: "And here is your winner..... JACK.... DOUGLAS!"
An overwhelming abundance of cheers flooded the arena as fans pointed at Chris Calloway. Mocking him for his loss against the veteran Jack Douglas. Falling to one of the oldest tricks in the book. Never turn your back on your opponent. Not even for a second. The moment you take your eyes off of your opponent, you're just begging for there to be a bullseye on your back. Jack Douglas did just that. He saw the opportunity and went for it. And it got him his very first win here in GCW.
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Dec 23, 2008 7:17:20 GMT -5
Was Chris awakening from a very bad dream?... That's what he hoped. He had been pinned when he had the match won, he lost to a nobody, Chris couldn't believe it, he grabbed the ref and tried to convince him that Jack cheated. Frustrated that the ref wasn't gonna reverse the decision, Chris shoved him and demanded Regina to get him a mic, which the bedazzled manager did. With mic in hand and rage in mouth, Chris began talking
YOU! You.. you coward!!! Restart the match if you have the guts! You cheated! You played possum! Just like all old rats like you do!!! I'm Chris Calloway! I'm the sexiest man GCW has ever had, and I do not deserve losing to a no good ham and a egger like this piece of trash!!! You just had luck! that victory is a damn fluke! Nobody in the history books will ever consider that you "defeated" me, you just had luck! Even losers get their day! Ask "Buster" Douglas!!!!
Come back to the ring you trashbag!!! Man up! And beat me again if you have the guts!
Regina tried to calm Chris down by putting a towel on his back, to which Chris responded aggressively by grabbing the towel and throwing it out of the ring
I don't need any damn towel!!! If you had given me a good luck kiss this wouldn't have happened!!! And you call yourself a manager?!?
Chris then pushed Regina, he didn't knock her out, but sure Chris was being heated up. Realizing that he had mistreated a lady, Chris quickly apologized for it, and embraced Regina in a friendship hug, Chris rose the mic once again to add something more
If you "Champ" if you think you still got it, let me tell you that once the season starts I'll be the first in line to make you see that not only you haven't got it, but that you never got anything at all!!
Bazztard: Wow, Chris is mad angry, and who wouldn't be, he had the match won and screwed it up.
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Post by champ on Dec 23, 2008 7:54:25 GMT -5
Jack slowly backstepped his way away from the ring and up towards the ramp. Nodding his head, with that grin on his face. The taste of victory was sweet. He felt like he was back. It felt like the good ol' days all over again. Sure, his body wasn't in top form like it once was a good 20 or even 30 years ago. But he sure still had some fight left in him. Even if that TKO manuever did take a lot out of him, he still had the strength to capitalize on one of the biggest mistakes a competitor could ever do in any sport. He raised an arm up into the air. The fans cheering on the winner of the match as he walked backwards up the ramp. With his free hand, Jack lifted it up and pointed to his head. Tapping it a couple of times. Saying that he had outsmarted Chris Calloway. After hearing that Chris Calloway would be looking for a rematch at the beginning of the 2009 season of GCW, Jack just nodded his head. He would accept that challenge. He would accept the challenge and do just what he did here tonight. He would come out into the ring and show just how much of a fool Chris Calloway really was. Chris better think twice next time when he goes in for one of those good luck kisses. It'll cost him.
"You got yourself a deal... Heh, heh, heh... You got yourself a deal Mr. Calloway... Heh, heh, heh..."
...said Jack, without a microphone in hand, but he was sure that Chris caught what he was saying. Maybe even reading his lips. If he didn't, the body language was more than enough to say that he would take on Chris again. The fans continued to cheer on the victor. Jack turned his back to Chris and continued on his way up the ramp. Lifting both arms up into the air in celebration of his victory as he left an angry Chris Calloway in the ring with his manager Saying to himself....
"Heh, heh, heh... You still got it Jacky Boy... Heh, heh, heh... You still got it..."
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