So it's all up to this. [Invite]

[The Dixon Sisters]

What a better way to celebrate Sarah Dixon's recent sign in GCW than going to a mall with her beloved sister? Sure there wasn't any, as both sisters were at the mall right now.

I'm telling you Sarah, that skirt you bought looks great.

Christina, let's not forget that I could make a burlap sack look like a Benetton

Yep, we have a shopping spree, if girls tend to go shopping a lot, imagine how much shopping there is if one's very up to date in trends. Christina and Sarah had almost emptied the mall when it comes to clothes, yet the one carrying the bags was Christina, despite nearly all items were from Sarah

Hey sis, can't we take a rest? All this clothes weight like a dead donkey.

It isn't my clothes sister, you bought that very expensive and heavy personalized coffee cup which I wisely advised you to not do so, and you see what happens. It weighs too much.

Yeah, sure, whatever, let's take a rest... uff

Christina takes a rest and leaves the bags on the floor, except one little bag, from which she takes a coffee cup out of it. The cup has something written on it that reads "I <3 Kelly"

Ain't I romantic Sarah? Kelly will love this, everyday we have breakfast she'll see that I love her

Doesn't she see that too without a stupid coffee cup? Anyways if you really want to give Kelly a great present, you should give her the first of many to come Sarah Dixon coffee cups

Sarah takes out another coffee cup that has a message, but this one reads (in capitals) "I <3 Sarah Dixon"

Isn't this the most memorable coffee cup you have seen?

Christina chuckles a sarcastic accent

Yeah... Almost tops that coffee cup Chet gave me in my last birthday... "Lesbian trapped in a man's body"

Suddenly something would happen that would change the fate of the sisters' coffee cups...

[Xaviera Spirit Evolution]

"I'm telling you Kaoru, everything is gone." Kaori declares through her cell phone, as she continues to skip backwards down the many shops, outlets, and cell phone electronic stands throughout this random generic Chicago mall. Kaoru decided not to tag along, malls meant people. People meant human interaction. Human interaction meant Kaoru getting touched by germs. Germs of the most dangerous of natures. Germs that could get her painfully sick. Kaoru hated sickness. So, she stayed home. "Home" being the apartment they rented within the Chicago limits. "I went to JCPenny's, and nope, all the jeans were gone. I went to Gottschalks, and again, same story. I swear, I must have been to dozens of clothing outlets, and they were all sold out. I've never seen anything like it."

Kaoru was laying on her bed, her free arm spread amongst it as she listened to this sob story from her sister. Kaori was obviously lying, she was probably just to lazy to even go clothes shopping, and decided to raid all the toy and video game stores instead. Typical, typical. She knew should should have gone instead. "...well." she began, being the older sister, if even only by minutes, meant that you couldn't get angry. Nope. you couldn't, you had to be a responsible role-model. And that's what Kaoru was. Or at least tried to be. Sighing, "I suppose you can just give me a Cinnabun. I mean...food can't be sold out, right? And I'm really in the mood for some sweets." She wasn't, but knowing Americans, especially during this time of the year, they loved standing in line, and Kaori having to suffer through a huge line was the perfect punishment. Smiling slyly, "And please be quick, I'm starving." More anxiety for Kaori, even more perfect.

"Cinnabun? K, k. I'll just have to spin around in the oth-UMPH." As soon as Kaori began spinning herself towards the food court, she shoved into someone. Someone who was holding zillions of clothing. Someone who was seriously having one of the worst sister-sister relationships one can have at a mall. Someone by the name of Christina Dixon. Falling on her butt, Kaori dropped the phone, "Well, I suppose that's what I get for skipping backwards," she says to herself shaking her head to remedy herself of the situation.

Hearing the phone drop to the floor made Kaoru push the phone away from her ear. "...nothing is never easy for her. I swear."

[The Dixon Sisters]

CRASH!

That sound could just mean a few things... The Next Crash Bandicoot video game being announced randomly in that very mall, Crash Holly fans paying a tribute to the Houdini of Hardcore... Or just that Christina's dearest coffee cup had fallen on the floor and had shattered into a million pieces.

My... My coffee cup! It's like I was seeing my heart shattered into pieces! T-T

Christina fell to her knees, while Sarah didn't really show much care

Come on sis, it's just a coffee cup, you'll live to tell, if it was my coffee cup I'd have the most mature reaction, just an accident, besides, Kelly loves you with or without personalized coffee cup. Tell me what's a coffee cup in comparison of four years of relationship? Nothing, so cheer up sister, help this girl, buy a new 5$ cup, and all is said and done.

While reciting that peep talk, Sarah held her Sarah Dixon coffee cup by the handle with one finger and while she was being mature she was swinging it, moving her hand, but, as soon as she stopped speaking, the coffee cup swung out of Sarah's finger and joined the fate of Christina's coffee cup, it shattered into a million pieces, Sarah's soul shattered with the cup

My... My very first merchandise... Shattered! Broken! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The entire Earth could hear that scream.

But sis it was your fau...

Shut up!!! If you weren't pushed, your coffee cup wouldn't have fallen! And if your coffee cup wouldn't have fallen I wouldn't have given you that speech and if I wouldn't have given you that speech, my PERSONALIZED COFFEE CUP WOULD STILL BE IN ONE PIECE!!!!

And mines too!

Christina stands up as she gathers all the shopping bags, Sarah walks and plants herself in front of Kaori with a very menacing look

Stand up you slanty eyed bitch! You think this is funny? You think this is Japan, Korea, China or any slanty eyed, bicycle riding, raw fish eating, sandal wearing country?! This is the good ol' U.S of A! My forefathers made democratic miracles to allow teenager girls with nothing but anime in your head like you walk here without being stared nor pointed with the finger!

Yeah! And it still ashames me that in Alabama I'd be more boo'd than you for my sexuality than you for your nationality! And now in the most despicable act of homophobia I've ever been victim of, you just shattered this cup of coffee that love bought! T-T

You don't know who I... We are! We are the Dixon Sisters, and I am the Captain, the leader, the guiding light, Sarah Dixon! And we aren't a pop group that's gonna sing about how happy is it to be in High School! We are wrestlers, and in wrestling there is a saying... Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth!

And with that being said, Sarah proceeds to stomp Kaori's cell phone!

Wait Sarah isn't that excessive?

Sarah imitates Kelly's voice and proceeds to mock Christina's beloved girlfriend

"Oh, look at me, I'm a dumb blonde economist with a Bachelor's Degree from Princeton University, who has fallen in love with a High School drop out, and while I giggle and smile at everything Christina does, even if it's illegal, I'll have to watch how my girl drinks the coffee I prepared with so much love, in a bland boring coffee cup, because she doesn't really love me.... Oh, Oh, Oh how sad, this calls for a L Word storyline"

Christina stares at Sarah

This jap here doesn't need to know I am a High School dropout But anyways! I'm angered! And hell, I feel like teaching her a lesson.

Christina proceeds with a Garvin Stomp on Kaori's cell phone

Oh, how clumsy of me... I'm sorry to have crushed all your politones.

They both laugh evilly after giving Kaori racial slurs and killing her beloved cell phone.

[Xaviera Spirit Evolution]

"Kaori? Kaori? Kaori?" were the last words that were spoken from Kaori's pink Apple iPhone before being turned into a very dent iBrick with a broken screen on the floor, courtesy of the Dixon Sisters.

Closing her eyes, and nodding to herself, Kaori slowly gets back to her feet, and dusts off her white jeans before elegantly walking over to her poor cell phone, picking it up, hugging it, then placing it back in her pocket. Taking a deep breath in the form of a sigh, she places her hands on her hips, and goes-to-face with Sarah Dixon before opening them. "You know, I would never thought someone would go ballistic for a coffee mug that absolutely held no sentimental value other then the fact that it had your name on it. If that coffee mug was older then five minutes, then maybe, just maybe I would understand what's going on that puny American brain of yours, but then again, it's not like your school system can give you any merit for anything towards your name. Honestly. Seriously, why the scene? Look at all those bags. Every single one of those bags. You obviously have the money to go purchase another. Oh...or are you too lazy to walk a measly ten feet to the mall outlet. My bad, I completely forgot about American dedication. Heck, you weren't even holding anything, seeing how all the bags fell in her area." First Kaori pointed at the "Put Your Face on Anything!" store, then at all the bags surrounding where Kaori and Christina crashed into each other. "If anyone should be angry towards me, it should be her. Not you. I didn't even break your precious little mug for crying out loud."

Smiling, she then walked over to the huffing and puffing Christina Dixon, and did a 'Ooo, I'm so scared' face before giving her a smile as well. "I'm honestly sorry for bumping into you, and it was entirely my fault. I'm usually pretty good swerving around people, but I guess, as always, a cellphone is the reason for a tragic accident. However, if you think I honestly care about your sexuality, and if you think I honestly care about your education, then you seriously need to lighten your exceptions of people, and I've never been to Alabama, so I haven't a clue why you're so keen about people 'booing' you. People don't like other people for stupid things. It's just how the world works. But that's no reason to go do this." She pulls out her dead iBrick, and presents it to her, "I may have accidentally broke your mug, but you certainly didn't accidentally fall, and constantly stomp on my phone. You look to be the older one between you two, and you fail as a role-model. It's people like you that make me proud to have an older sister in Kaoru."

She then puts it back in her pocket, and faces the two again, "Oh, and I'm not done yet." She then epically jumps in the air, and lands on Sarah Dixon, forcing them on the ground as she begins to give elbows to her face while sitting upon her upper torso. "This is for your ignorant stupidity!"

[The Dixon Sisters]

The great Sarah Dixon wasn't able to foresee that attack, she was being pummeled by a merciless Kaori as her sister watched.

Christina! They are hitting me! Are you gonna stay calmed watching how this jap beats me up!?!

Christina was watching closing her eyes when Sarah was being hit, she was feeling badly about her actions and felt that Kaori was right, but on the other hand, nobody touches Sarah but her.

Don't think I'm calmed Sarah! I am suffering a lot watching you in this situation!

Help me you damn dyke!

Dyke? Nobody calls me a dyke!

Christina then decides to do something as she drops her shopping bags and gets into the fight. She starts hitting Sarah for that homophobic slur and hits Kaori aswell for breaking her mug, a full brawl explodes at the mall





An hour later...

Christina, Sarah and Kaori are behind bars, sharing cell with latina gang members, prostitutes and bad women all around

I'm UNDERAAAAAAAAAAAAGED!!!! GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEREEEEE!!!!

a latina approaches Sarah

If you don't shut up puta, chingarás tu culo con tu lengua.

Sarah gulps and shuts up, she then sits on the bench next to Christina

Sarah calm down, in my first arrest I was very calmed.

When did they arrest you?

When this pigs caught me smoking a joint in a park >_>

You are a shame to the family! I am with you and I get into a fight, which I was obviously on the winning side, and I end up locked behind bars! Anyways my leadership skills will make me... us the queens of this place

Sarah if I was you I wouldn't....

But Sarah doesn't listen, she walks right where that Latina who threatened her was

You! I don't know why they locked you here, but be first to know that me, Sarah Dixon, won't be stomped under a tyranny of Latina Gangstas like you!

Sarah poked the Latina on the chest, snatched her cigarette away and took a big puff from it, Sarah then started coughing like crazy, the Latina was laughing loudly at her.

You are a funny puta, Sarah, but honestly don't bother me again, or I'll stab you.

A (coughing) and scared Sarah goes next to the bars again and starts banging them

GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS! GET ME A CELL APART!!!

Sarah turned and with horror saw that the Latina was talking with Christina with no problems.

Yeah, that puta is my little sister

Sarah ponders what "puta" means, seeing that her dope-smoking sister had found someone to chat with, Sarah sits next to Kaori who was there watching the whole scene

Now you, I really regret what happened at the mall because I'm really regretting being locked behind bars!! And all because of Christina's mug! Well since she has so much fun, how do you feel about declaring against her?

Christina who had ended her conversation with the Latina sat next to Kaori, now Kaori was between both sisters

Look I'm sorry for having broken your iPhone, I'll buy you a new one when we get out of here, but...

Soon the guard opens the cell door

DIXON....

Both sisters stand up

Christina.

Christina jumps for joy as she walks out of the cell, she then mockingly waves goodbye at Sarah and Kaori

Cya later "putas" hahaha

But soon Christina's mockery is brought to a stop as she's grabbed by her ear by Kelly

Hey sweetie I love seeing that you paid my...

Don't bullshit me Dixon! I'm sick and tired of bailing you out of every scandal you provoke! Now you are going with me back to West Hollywood and throw to the bin every Marijuana you have!

But sweetie it wasn't for the dope that I am here, I just started... I mean I just did not started a fight

Save your excuses for the sofa, Dixon because you'll be sleeping there a good time.

Christina moans as her girl literally drags her by the ear out of the Police Station, Sarah and Kaori are left alone.

I'm so scared... hug me!

The Latina passes by Sarah and smiles as Sarah hugs Kaori.

[Xaviera Spirit Evolution]

Kaori wasn't pleased. A neverending angry expression overtook Kaori's face as she was hugged by her now sworn enemy, Sarah Dixon. Tapping her foot on the concrete floor, each 'tap' releasing just a fraction of her anger she waited, waited, waited, and waited. Waiting for whom? None other then Kaoru, of course.

Kaoru was a terrible driver, and it didn't help that she hated driving in general. Slipping on her jacket, and grabbing the keys to their very eco-friendly automobile, she headed outside their apartment, and very carefully walked towards it. When she got the phone call from Kaori that she was in prison with a bunch of scary women, she could do nothing but smile. Why? Well, that's what Kaori gets for lying to her on the phone just an hour or so earlier.

Humming the tune to the Cutey Honey Flash opening, Kaoru took her time getting into the driver's seat, adjusting the seat to it's most comfortable setting, and really, really, really, really making sure the seat belt was locked in. Nodding her head to the theme that just wouldn't leave her head, she adjusted the review mirror over nine thousand times before finally being satisfied with it, winking at herself as she did so. "Honey flaaaaaash~" she sung to herself as she very modestly left her driveway, joyfully cruising down the streets, and pretending that she didn't know where the police station was.

Steam literally coming out of Kaori's ears as Sarah continued to hug her meant that her constant foot tapping wasn't helping matters. None at all. She wanted to ram her cute little face into the fencing, and begin grind her face like a cheese grater against it. She wanted to grab her legs, and lock in an elevated sasorigatame, making sure to not be 'safe' when applying the maneuver. Heck, it's not like this annoying person *knew* she was professional wrestler. Heck, Sarah probably didn't even know how to wrestle to begin with. Closing her eyes, Kaori began to imagine many distasteful things she could be doing to Sarah Dixon if she wasn't inside a cell that just happened to be in a government controlled building.

"A look, a school bus. Best not drive around it." Kaoru says to herself as she continues to drive towards her destination.

[The Dixon Sisters]

And the door opened again as a guard popped his head into the cell to make an announcement

Dixon.

Sarah jumped for joy now, she shoved Kaori on the merciless concrete walls of the prison as she was about to leave the cell

Sarah

Sarah got out taunting Kaori in process, but behind the guard was her "dear" brother, Chet Dixon, who was liked by everyone but Sarah and Christina.

Jeez sis, what have you done? Kelly phoned me, and boy she was mad, she laid the smackdown on my ear telling me how irresponsible Christina is and how much she tokes per week and how much you get her into trouble.

Of course this words being spoken by a man who wears a Pacman t-shirt don't have too much meaning.

I don't care what Kelly says, I didn't get Christina into any trouble, as a matter of fact, it was all this jap's fault.

Sarah points at Kaori

She looks cute to me

Chet gets near the cell to get a better look at Kaori, as the Latina plants in front of his face, rubbing her breasts and obviously sexually aroused by Chet's stare

Hola hottie, feel like seeing America's most wanted?

Nah, I don't feel like seeing Bin Laden's ugly mug. Anyways Sarah, I don't think that girl did anything, I think you did it all, according to Kelly, this girl broke her coffee mug in an accident and you two broke her cellphone and then got in a brawl with her

That's not true! I'm being misjusticed! That heterophobic Kelly has always hated me! She's trying to keep Christina away from the family!!!

Uh? She's going to supper with mum next friday... Anyways Sarah, get in the car. Kristin will drive us out of this horrible place.

Wait a second... Kristin IS driving?

Yeah what's the problem?

Should I really tell you that!?! Kristin IS driving!!!

SO?!?

I'm Sarah Dixon! What about if that dumb stool of your girlfriend provokes an accident and cripples me?! What about if she leaves me paraplegic?!?

Oh come on

Dixon bro and sis keep arguing as some other siblings are reunited in the police station

[Xaviera Spirit Evolution]

"Kaori, Kaori, Kaori, Kaori," Kaoru muttered to herself as she pulled into the police station's parking lot. Of course, she was taking her sweet little time, and was looking for the best parking spot in the whole wide universe. Only the best for her dear sister. After a good ten minutes, she decided that the spot nearest to the entrance would probably be the best spot the universe could provide, and pulled right on in. Doing a slight, "I'm better then my sister," dance, she opened the car door, and almost too happily, pranced to the station entrance. But of course, her moment of serene happiness was interrupted as the glass door smacked her, right in the face, courtesy of Chet "Pacman," Dixon, (or was it Sarah? Kaoru couldn't tell.) "MY NOOOOOOOOOSE."

Upon hearing the scream, Kaori quickly jolted her head towards the entrance, but of course, she couldn't see anything due to the daunting size of the police station desks. She could have sworn it was Kaoru though!

[The Dixon Sisters]

Chet could see that he had squashed Kaoru's nose, and quickly went to apologize

Oh sorry girl I didn't see you. Are you OK?

But Kaoru wasn't OK, her nose was red and Chet was feeling remorseful.

Chet it's getting late

Don't you have a heart Sarah? This poor girl is hurt and all because of my fault.

You know how Kristin gets when you are late

No, I don't because I've never been late.

Chet kneels to take a better glance at the injured Kaoru, as he kisses his hand and places it on Kaoru's nose

It feels better now doesn't it?

[Xaviera Spirit Evolution]

It didn't. In fact, despite Chet's...rather motherly way of healing a wound, Kaoru quickly jolted herself away from the giant of a man. "GERMS,GERMS!" Pulling the sleeves of her jacket, over her hands, she began to rub Chet's supposed germs off her nose, only to wail in pain in doing so. "Owowowowowowowowow!" Slamming a hand against her thigh, "I freaking hate karma." Kaoru hazily looked to the side, and let out a defeated sigh. She hadn't even looked at Chet, or Sarah for that matter. After the incident, all she saw was a huge, germ infested hand touch her nose, and quickly reacted. Taking a gulp, she looked up at her 'hero,' and a bright, yellow t-shirt caught her eye. "P-p-p-pacman." She then slowly looked up from the very friendly videogame face, and saw the eyes of the most beautiful man she had ever seen, Chet Dixon. Unable to contain herself,"...THANK YOU! IT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER!" She then lounged her body at Chet, and hugged him, very tightly. Her nose was still throbbing in pain, and was bright red, but that didn't matter! She was hugging...the man she had been dreaming about her entire life!

--
"So...America's Most Wanted?" Kaori says to the latina chick from earlier, rather frightened.

[The Dixon Sisters]

Meanwhile in jail...

Sorry chica, I don't do lesbian things, not until I've been locked for a month. I got here because I punched a vato-hating cop greaseball in the mouth when he arrested me for selling drugs. You chicas say you wrestle? I know a guy who can get you chicas some steroids...

But before that could be answered we are back with Kaoru's fling, Chet was still being hug by Kaoru.

Uh, thanks for nothing Miss.

Chet was trying to exit the Police Station, but he was dragging Kaoru out, since she wouldn't release, Chet politely broke the hug, and rubbed Kaoru's hair, as he knelled again, Chet took out a Pokemon-shaped sweet, it was Wartortle for Kaoru

Here you have, in compensation for all the pain that I might have ca...

But Chet could never finish that as he was shoved by Sarah,

Let's go damnit! I'm sick and tired of being here, and I don't really want to watch this damn jap... Another Japanese? They are like roaches!!! They are everywhere! And anyways with Ash already having a Japanese girlfriend, I don't feel like you should do the same, although it would be better than Kristin!

Why everyone dislikes Kristin so much? Get used to it Sarah, me and Kristin are engaged, and soon, hey you might be an aunt!

Whatever! let's go!

Bye girl, sorry for the nose, hope to see you again!

Finally all the Dixons leave, as Kaoru is left with a strawberry flavored Wartortle... Meanwhile back in the cell, the latina is smoking another cigarette as she keeps talking with Kaori

... And the one you see there, that Russian chica... Prostitute too, nearly all but me and you are putas, sluts as you say... And why did they lock you here chica? Cops caught you sucking cock? Want a smoke?

the latina offered Kaori a cigarette as she waited that Kaori would answer or not such a vulgar question.