Polyester

[Misty]

Misty sat alone at a table in the cafe. With only a notebook and an empty envelope. Her lips an intense red Scarlett by Mac, behind her Dolce And Gabbana shades that made her feel very much like Paula Prentiss in Where The Boys Are if only she had her height. However she doubles her in bust any time she would like to trade the offer stands. She smiled as she wrote a letter to a very special person.

Dear Desiree,
I have been here four a few weeks now. No matches yet but a woman of my greatness doesn't stay board very long. I send you this notebook so that you may get a little more incite into my legacy. I must admit I did go through quite a narcissistic phase. My adventures as a young lady is definitely a wonderful story to hear. From my being faced with the wolfs at my door, or my time in VWE, where I broke the arms, the will, the balls of some of their finest warriors. My beauty blinding them, as it does all men, unmanning them. I will make you proud and don't worry. No harm shall come to me. I am Misty Malone whom no man will ever possess.

Be good honey, And say hello to the boys for me, and make sure they aren't having too mush fun with me gone.

Misty



Planting a kiss at the bottom of the note. She sealed it shut. looking up at the surroundings in the cafe. She gets up from her table slipping the note in her handbag, black leather from Chanell. Her outfit is a black and white sun dress resembling Grace Kelly in Rear Window, only shorter and with a most impressive bust. Her shoes white spike heels closed toe by Manolo Blahnik.



Waiting in line to get another juice, she never drinks coffee. A woman like her never needs help getting up, or going to bed. Also the nasty stains it puts on ones teeth. She stood there in the long line, playing no attention to the persons in front of her. They could of been male or female for all she knows. The line is moving she bumps into the person in front of her...



Goodness I seem to have some skip in my step. I didn't hurt you did I?

[Regina]

The person who Misty had bumped on, was none other than Regina Pudzyanowski, a lady with an unpronounceable surname, and the manager of the man who Misty had flirted with some days ago, Chris Calloway.

Regina accidentally knocked of her cup of coffee with her very, very large breasts, the drink was soon spilled on the floor

After some swear words in Polish, Regina turned to see who had provoked that accident

Could you please watch your step? This coffee cost me 10$ and I just took a small sip from it!

You could tell she was angry, Regina had problems dealing with people, she was angry that everyone, men and women, stared at her breast when they talked to her, would Misty be an exception?

[Misty]

Misty did not stare at her breasts. Being a former goddess of adult films and a Russ Meyer fan large breasts are about as appealing to her as Chinese water torture. That and her breasts were something of a wonder themselves 36 Double D of pure silicone. A very appreciated career move from both her fans, and lovers alike.


I see ten whole dollars? Well my dear let me buy you another, if it should tame that restless temper of yours. You see I'm the new girl in town... The name is Misty Malone.





She extended her hand out to Regina, her Jungle Red nail polish on her long freshly done nails. She was just like a young Joan Collins in The Bitch so beautiful and on top of everything. She had a good feeling about this Regina. She was so like a young her in a way. So pretty and ready to snap at anyone or anything.

[Regina]

Regina stared at Misty, and soon her anger vanished, it was absurd that she was mad, she shook Misty's hand

My name is Regina Pudzyanowski, sorry for berating at you, but I've been under much stress lately, the guy I manage seems to blow every chance I get for him, well he's kinda new into the business...

Anyways, were are those ten bucks? I seriously need that coffee, barely slept this night.

Regina extends her hand, waiting money to be dropped on her palm

[Misty]

Well honey that last name has got to go. Regina is sufficient.



She batted her eyes and said with the same confidence of Sophia Loren in Yesterday and Tomorrow.


As for the boy it sounds like he's all a matter of training. Every dog can learn to fetch. Though they may be primitive and well stupid, I say in total lack of a better word. They may tower us women in muscle and the ability to smash beer cans on their foreheads. However they lack the intellect and well...


Stares at her own breasts...

Charms as we the female of the species possess. I've known every type of man that has ever walked this earth. You can say they've been my career in a way. Conquests, a way I prove that that the modern woman is nobody who has to cower in the presence of ANY man. You'll learn the tricks. It may be a mans world, I just happen to know how to play by their rules.

Now don't take me for a man hater, I love men and everything thing they manage to be good for. I wouldn't dare go any other way. Now its our turn honey put that hand away this is on me. Consider it payback for spilling your cup. You look tired, I can see why you snapped the way you did. A girl has just got to have that good eight hours. Now before I use up all the oxygen hat kind of coffee do you desire. Personally I love it black as pitch.




She smirked as she pulled out her plastic.

[Regina]

Regina's expression looked puzzled. She really didn't know what Misty was all about, at first Regina thought she was a feminist, but she was confused.

Why everyone has so many problems with my surname? In Poland they can pronounce it perfectly!

Another thing that made Regina mad, besides everyone staring at her breasts was that nobody was able to pronounce her surname, specially her client ;D

Oh sorry, just snapped again, Jesus, I need this coffee.

Regina grabs a nearby cup of coffee, she slowly blows it to cold it down as she takes a small sip. She pays it and goes to sit in a nearby table.

So Misty, could you make yourself clearer to me? In one hand you say that men are dumber than we are, which I have no doubts about that, just check out my client, he's Chris Calloway, he's not a MENSA member precisely. Well... He's sexy, well-built, handsome, charismatic and knows how to treat a lady... On the other hand he's naive, stupid, gullible, oblivious, clueless, thoughtless... Well everyone has bad stuff and good stuff.

Now what do you want Misty? You want us to form an alliance? Sorry to say hun, but I am not a wrestler, I am a manager, I did some Kick Boxing back when I was in Poland, as a way to lose weight, just to tell you that Polish cuisine isn't the best for getting a svelte figure like mines.

Regina then looks for something in her handbag

Damn! I am out of cigarettes, just when I needed them more. Such a busy day, I had to do photo shoots for 4 hours just to pay the bills!

Yeah I am a model too, a breast model, all the bra billboards you see in the city, those are my breasts. It all started for

Regina adjusts her breasts as she waits for an answer.

[Misty]

I'm not Womens lib. What would I do with a bull when I could have a stud! All I'm saying is when you work in a business where you sell yourself theres a chance it can be too much for you. I sold myself for eight years, and look at me. I have everything to show for it. Because I had the advantage over men the entire time. I just use men like Kleenex honey. They all should be soft strong, and disposable. And ready to please whenever a girl desires. I know you are a manager. I was one too. One of the best I should say. And it hurts me to see such a young face so stressed over well... Nothing!

And no offense but I never form alliances with women. That was never my intention. Take this for what it was a chance meeting over accident.




Laughing to herself she ordered a cranaple juice.



Oh but I do get carried away sometimes I guess. Thats the problem with us showbiz people we never know when to turn it off.



A woman at the counter looked at Regina waiting for her order.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

However it's not a waiter who appears, but Chris Calloway appears there.

Well if it isn't my lovable manager Regina Pudz... Pusk... Puka... whatever, how's it going Reggie? Ain't you gonna introduce me to your new friend?

Chris takes a look at Misty, and he remembers her

Whoa! Someone better call the firemen, this has gotten so hot! My favorite Polish chica here chattin' with my favorite American chica. Truly a men's dream.

Regina gives a bad look at Chris

Oh come on Reggie, season has ended, I am a free man, I'll train later, now let me sit here and enjoy the company

Chris brings a chair and sits between Regina and Misty