LockUP! Champion = FAIL [Toreno]

[Jayceon Williams]

Fans cheered for their favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler as he stood in the middle of the ring. 'Smash Sumthin' by Redman was fading out from the PA system. It was time to get the party started once again. A microphone had already been acquired from one of the ringside staff hands. His eyes on the crowd, Remmy raised his microphone up and began...

"Well, well, well... Good to know Chicago ain't forget about ya nyukka while he's been away."

Remmy paused briefly. The fans cheering for him as he stood in the middle of the ring. Nodding his head and laughing, he lifted the microphone up again...

"Hahaha... Now I know... What y'all must be thinking right now...? Where... Oh where... has that nyukka Jin mothafuggin' Remmy been at? Where... Oh where... could he be? That nyukka has been absent from GCW for a few weeks. Where did Remmy go?"

He placed his free hand on the bottom of his chin. His eyes focusing on the roof above. Pretending to contemplate as if even he was wondering where he had been. Then he looked back at the crowd with a smirk on his face. Raising the microphone again...

"I might have not been around, but that don't mean I ain't around. I had more important matters to take care of. Some personal issues that needed my attention. But after watching the lack luster clusterfuck of MayheM and LockUp! last week... Things are just fuggin' bad around here. Not only do we have a couple of garbage ass Tag Team Champion.... We got ourselves a garbage ass Continental Champion... And everyone's just a little title hungry these days... Everyone's going left and right about "Gimme a title shot! Gimme a title shot!" And I thought to myself...."

Another pause as he pretends to ponder his thoughts once more. Then he began to shake his head and continued...

"You know what? Uh, uh! I can't let GCW end it's season with a bunch of lame ass people ruining the show because they don't know what they're doing. I can't let these lame ass people ruin GCW because they acting like it's their first day on the job. Nah. I ain't having that. And you know what bugs me the most? You want to know what really grinds my gears? When management lets one lame ass nyukka HAND OVER a prestigious title to another lame ass nyukka. I mean, seriously... Is The LockUP! Championship really worthless these days? Does Kim Masters even give a damn about her show anymore? It's a sad, sad day when you allow your LockUP! Championship to be passed around like a fuggin' hot potato. You know what I plan on doing about this? I'm going to give that belt a good spit shine... AFTER.... I kick that nyukka Steve Toreno's head in and snatch it away from the hands of that unworthy son of a.... Hahahaha... Now I know I said nyukkas was title hungry these days... But this is totally justified... I can't believe nyukkas on LockUp! are even going to let this fly... But you know what? Fugg' it... I'll handle business. So why not bring your ass on out here Toreno and I'll give these fans a flashback ass kicking you deserve?"

[Steve Toreno]

OLD SCHOOL STYLE

Steve Toreno's music plays and the NEw Lockup champion appears on stage with both Lockup and Tag Team gold around his waist. he is already holding a mic.

[glow=red,2,300]So the you decided to retun and take my gold eh? well no way, you are taking what is rightfully mine. you see i may not have beaten the next Continental CHampion Jack Jyndal for the belt, but he knew it and i knew it. heck even you know that i deserve this belt. so i will defend it with my life.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Now as for you beating me earlier in the season that does not matter. you see i am a changed man, and that means i am now Lockups finest wrestler. i am the leader of this brand, and the leader of you. already i have surpassed your mentor.[/glow]

fans boo Toreno. another cheap shot by the worst Lockup champion in history.

[glow=red,2,300]so what you want to face me for my belt. go on then. but we will face it in a singles match. why because later on tonight i have to defend Lockups integrety agaisnt four thats right four Mayhem losers in the Title Unnification match. but i think i can fit in a Jin Remmy ass kicking before that. heck when the night is all said and done i will e the first ever unified champion in GCW's history.[/glow]

[Jayceon Williams]

"What the fugg' are you smokin'? And where can I get some?"

Eyebrow cocked up as he looked at Toreno. This man truly believed the trash that spewed from his pie hole everytime he opened his mouth. Remmy shook his head in disappointment. He expected better from his brand. Guess he'll have to play doctor and operate on LockUP!.

"Now back here on planet Earth... Back here in reality... You talk reckless junk and you claim that you'll defend a title that you did not earn with your life. Big mistake. Big mistake Toreno. You see... Now I'm going to have to make you regret that. You see... I was just going to smack you around a little bit, have my fun, and when I got bored of you... I'd just lay you out in the middle of the ring and pin you for the three count. But it seems as if whatever you've been smoking on has got you delusional. No matter. The fact that LockUp! even lays down and allows you to make such bogus claims as being the leader of this brand is proof enough that the Blue Team needs to fuggin' man up. I can't believe how far this fuggin' brand has fallen. Almost brings a tear to my eyes to see the junkyard this brand has become. Fuggin' A."

Remmy paused for a moment. Hlooked out to fans. They cheered the nyukka Remmy on. He began to nod his head and continued...

"It'll be okay though. Jin mothafuggin' Remmy at your service nyukkas. I'll be LockUp!'s clean up man, cause there ain't too many nyukkas that can do it like I can. When the garbage starts pilin' up, it's up to me to dump it where it belongs. You bring that championship belt and your third rate skills to the ring. We'll see who is truly fit to run this brand."
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[Steve Toreno]

[glow=red,2,300]Oh dear Jin. it appears you have reached a Catch 22 moment. do you win the belt from me. and then go on and face three other men to defend it. or do you lose to me and have your life taken away and then see me rule over GCW's midcard division. now thats a tough choice, but i know which one i would choose.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]it appears Mayhem has Lockup cornered at this point. it seems they have decided to gang up on us lockup wrestlers. three on one, for the unified title seems hardly fair for me or you Jin. but i think i have a better shot at winning. so why don't you face me and let me win so i can defend the pride of Lockup. no? cant blame me for trying.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]So now i will have to beat you six ways from Sunday. which is not really a problem, acts like a warm up. so Jin your ass is grass among other things. so be ready for the ass kicking you should have gotten months ago.[/glow]

[Jayceon Williams]

"Ooooooooo.... I'm shaking in my little boots. Please don't hurt me Mr. Toreno, please don't hurt me. I apologize for offending The Leader of LockUp!. Can you ever forgive me?"

End sarcasm. Remmy just laughed to himself and shook his head...

"So... Let me get this straight... When I inevitably thrash you and drop you on your neck... Beat you... Take that championship and give it a little more value... Wipe the tarnish off you've given it... You're telling me that when I beat you... I'm going to go on and defending it the same night against three other nyukkas? Yet, you ask me to lie down and let you win because you supposedly have a better chance at it then me. Hmmm... Interesting proposal."

He shrugged his shoulders.

"I suppose that would be true. If we were living in some kind of parallel universe where garbage is considered to be on the same stage as gold in the real world. But I think I'm going to have pass on your offer and let history repeat itself. You can't defend a championship again if I've already taken it back to where it belongs. And I could care less about them other nyukkas on MayheM that you WERE going to face before I kicked your ass to the curb. If they want war, they got it. I've been kicking MayheM's ass since GCW opened it's gates. And when I take that title away from you and the road to MayheM lies ahead of me once more... I'll save the day once again since it seems like none of these LockUP! nyukkas got any balls any more."

[Steve Toreno]

[glow=red,2,300]Whatever. but the simple fact is that you cant beat me this time. and i will prove it. i will have a tougher time trying to stop myself from going all out and crippling you. but heck its the grandest stage in GCW. and i think i am feeling generous.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]So i Will give you the match choice. but just remember that the winner will have to defend the belt again later in the night.[/glow]

Toreno starts tapping his foot in anticipation of what match Jin Chooses

[Jayceon Williams]

"Giving me the match choice? Well... Let's see here... It's the LockUP! Championship... A title on the show that's know for it's skill and not it's ability to bash someone across the head with a steel chair... I say we settle this the old fashioned way... No stipulations. No cages. No weapons. Nothing special. Just two men putting their skills against each other. 'Cause being that you're the LockUP! Champion, even though you were handed the title like a chump, you should be able to defend that belt without needing the help of a weapon. Am I right? I am right. This is LockUP! we're talking about. Where skills define the man in the ring, not by the size of his flaming 2x4. What do you say Toreno? A simple old fashioned singles match to determine the winner. Or do you not think you have what it takes to defeat me without help?"

[mg]

Hold it Hold it!

MG sits up from his privite balcony above the fans with a mic.

You forgot about me! I've having my eye on that title for a while and it no way I'm gonna let punk ass Remmy take the title. No way. I would have let it go if it was somebody else but Remmy. Whoa whoa whoa buddy I'm not gonna let it happen. If Doritos right here want to do something then he should try and do it.

[Steve Toreno]

[glow=red,2,300]sorry Jin but duty calls as a champion. so this match has evolved from a simple singles. but to a triple threat match. two wannabe gangsters in one match against the King of Old School. well its a forgone conclusion that i Will be walking out retaining or since i never beat anybody for it, winning the belt.[/glow]

Toreno smiles he strokes the belt once more before addressing Remmy.

[glow=red,2,300]you see i have found a new ounce of respect for you. wanting a title shot in a match that isn't a hardcore one. three men now, all showing what they can without material advantage. its like back in the day. now i half respect you for choosing this match. but that does not mean you are going to win. you or MG. because i am the Lockup Champion, and being Old School means this match is my forte.[/glow]

He looks over to MG.

[glow=red,2,300]Now i have wanted a piece of you for a long time. i got it at Jingle hell, but that was not enough. the simple fact was that you and your so called partner had to lose quickly. i mean i wanted a long drawn out match to show GCW that me and Jack are the best team in GCW. but noooo you had to lose. and now look at you you have beaten Brent Starr and are now looking for upsets against him and his new partner and facing me and Jin for the title.......what!, you should have dumped that partner of yours ages ago, your doing so much better now. speaking of your partner where is he, i half expected him to be involved in Global Supremacy. Oh well.[/glow]

[mg]

See thats the only thing I like about you. You give respect when respect is due. I like that. Unless Malt Liquor right here got something to say I think I'll see down and enjoy the show before my matches.

MG sits down to enjoy his BBQ chicken dinner. What a gangsta can't eat BBQ?

[Jayceon Williams]

"Riiiight..."

...Remmy said after watching Toreno and MG change the match from what was supposed to be a singles match into a triple threat match. He shook his head in disappointment. Letting out a yawn, he lifted the microphone again and responded...

"Alright. One... When did Malt Liquor become an insult? Two... MG's the wanna-be gangsta here. I've already came out and said plenty of times before that I wasn't a gangsta. But I supose the pea-sized brain that belongs to our LockUP! Champion Steve Toreno must've not have caught it. Oh well. Fugg' it."

Remmy just shrugged his shoulders.

"Anyways... Lame ass insults and weak ass rants from you two aside... You want to turn this into a triple threat match? Fine by me. I have no problem killing two birds with one stone. Bring it."

Remmy tossed the microphone he had aside to the mat. He was done talking. He was ready to give that LockUP! Championship meaning once again already.