Best Damn Opener Ever!!! [Anyone]

[Shelby Danes]

Upon hearing the "whooo!" Shelby turned her back towards Lauren, and began to shake her head in utter disbelief. She then looked towards the ceiling, then towards the crowd, "You got me, you got me!" She says loudly, turning back around and finding Lauren still keeping her Flair persona. "Alright,alright, enough already." Lauren Flair was seemingly still present. "I said ENOUGH." Shelby held a up her index finger as gave Lauren a particular stare, and an eyebrow raise. "Shelby has one thing to say, and the Shelby says this." Extending her hand in front of her, fingers facing down, she slowly rotates her hand upwards, and makes a very, very, extremely familiar motion. "Just bring it, bitch!"

Shelby, herself, couldn't believe she just did that.

[danedynamite]

Lauren continued her stylin' and profilin' and she had noticed the Rock's or rather the Steele's gesture to just bring it. However Lauren continued to impersonate Flair and was doing it rather well. Lauren strutted toward Shelby and then bounced into the ropes like Flair would and now right in Shelby's face

"Wooooooo"

Then Lauren struts to the ropes on the opposite side and bounces off those too, before dropping an elbow in the center of the ring. But instead of getting up with another woooo Lauren raises her legs and performs the nip up, not something Flair would do then Lauren motions for Shelby to try it

"Your turn"

[Shelby Danes]

"To do what? A nip-up?" Shelby smirk-smiles, walking towards the center of the ring, "The Shelby can do a nip-up, oh yes. What's so difficult about a nip-up? It's like a rookie move, a ROOKIE move." Once in the center of the ring, she takes a seat on the ground, nodding consistently a Lauren, "Oh yes, simple really. It's just one fluid a motion, a motion that The Shelby mastered years ago, YEARS." She then lays her back on the floor, and positions her hands in the correct motion. "Watch."

And a nip-up couldn't have looked worse, in fact, Shelby lost her balance in mid-motion, and ended up landing back on her butt. The crowd feeding her the heat she was asking for.

Sitting down, with her legs cuffed up, and her arms limp over them, she blows hair away from her face as she scoots herself back to the center of the ring, "That was practice. PRACTICE. The Shelby is human, just like all of you, and as such, The Shelby is prone to make a mistake every now and then." Closing her eyes, putting herself in complete concentration, she lays her back back on the ring mat, and after one deep breath, performs her desired nip-up, seemingly flawless.

Once on her feet, she walks towards the corner of the ring, steps up on the middle rope, in a very legendary motion, sticks her nose up, and smells the electricity as a single group in the audience claps in unison. Looking perturbed, she opens her eyes, her body language telling the crowd that she wasn't satisfied with the crowd response. "CLAP! The Shelby just entertained all your asses! What do I have to do? Sing you a song? Because I will! Lillian Garcia has my guitar backstage! So clap!" She orders, as the crowd responds, clapping, some booing. Shelby smelling the electricity once more before jumping down, and facing Lauren once more. "See? Nip-ups aren't nothing, NOTH-ING. So, are we going to keep playing Lauren Flair's Metaphoric Whoo-off, or are we finally going to get to steppin'?"

[danedynamite]

Lauren sighed, Shelby was no Rock and only the die hard Shelby fan's were clapping, indeed she did have some fans here still and none with the where's Shelby shirt that this chinese kid sold on his Ebay store. Lauren figured that Shelby had a point with that they should get on with the match, after all clowning around only earned them a small part of their pay packet. Lauren signals for the referee to enter the ring

"Shelby is right, I could go on entertaining forever and I mean without getting all adult on you. So without further ado I present to you along with Shelby the best Damn Opener EVER!!!"

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