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Post by crossfire on Aug 5, 2008 13:27:14 GMT -5
"We're not gonna take it" by Bif Naked the theme to Ready to Rumble movie, but known to GCW fans as the theme for Chelsea younger sister of GCW Continental Heavyweight Champion Cal Crossfire. Out she walks wearing a suit and her hair tied up neatly and she is wearing some spectacles, she makes her way to the ring to the cheers of the fans but some wonder why she is dressed so formally. Chelsea enters the ring and for once it resembles something ladylike. The announcer hands her a microphone
"Hello Mayhem fans"
The crowd respond by cheering for her
"I am hear because I can see you guys have no GM, and I think I'd make a fantabolosus GM. We'd have some great new match types under new rules, it will be so fun. How you like to see you favoritist Debutante hit each other with teddy bears and then get slimed"
Chelsea bounded with excitement
"I got so many more, like ladder who wants to grab a boring title or brief case? Boo, grab a pack of cookies and winner gets to eat them"
Chelsea says that with a great big smile then... |
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Post by Rose McLean on Aug 5, 2008 13:57:59 GMT -5
… it happened … an unknown entrance theme starts to play over the PA system. A song never heard at MayheM before … but the song has already been heard two time in an GCW ring and the woman who is in possession of exactly this entrance theme is walking out on the stage. The red haired woman is not very tall … just 5´4” tall … but the way how her body is shaped … she is without a doubt a force to recognize with. She is wearing some washed out blue knee pads … an old jeans skit and a white top with some roses on it … The woman who we are talking about is Rose McLean.
The fans are not sure in which way they should react to the current situation … one on hand we have a little … a bit stupid kid and a woman who could break you in two if she want. Rose walks down the ramp and enters the ring and walks straight up to Chelsea … the microphone in her hand get raise to her mouth.
“Ok ok … Funny thing aside … I am not sure what you have drunk tonight, but I am sure you are way to young to drink this type of liquid … or was it more the fact that you are a bit special and that this has affected your sense of reality. Whatever it is, … I don’t care about it, so does neither the fans… Nobody care about but hey I give you a plus point for trying to be creative and coming up with cool ideas for the show … which you are not a part off I might want to add, but hey that is no problem for me either.”
Fast talking … properly the only flaw that Rose has as she tends to talk a lot and very fast.
“I mean it is really nice from you to help out this poor wrestler around here on MayheM who are stucked to such boring matches as Global Warfare rules … hardcore rules and all type of crazy over the edge matches that we all know are way to overrated as to be true. But hey … nothing we can do against it as we are not the GM of this brand. But … that is exactly you said you want to be? Being the GM of Mayhem? You?… Come on you must be joking… this can only be a joke cause you are nowhere as smart as a GM has to be. Do you know what a general manager has to do all the day long? Do you know what he has to do?”
A short break follow … long enough that Chelsea might thing that Rose is finished with talking but before the young girl could say anything Rose continued to speak.
“Of course you don’t know that as you are special and special people have not to worry about things like that. All you have to worry about is if your bag of cookies is full or not … and if it is empty … who has eat the cookies? Was it the Cookie Monster?. … which I have heard is going around in GCW … and is going to GET YAAA…. And all the other little special girls around here … so worrying about being the future GM of mayhem is not one of the thing I would worry about if I would be you. “
“But I am not you and I am really glad about it as I got .. unlike you … a very nice pair off boobs and booty … which is not the chase with you … I mean you look like a little girl, you talk like a little girl and your body is that of a child. … and we all know that children can not be general manager … no matter what company it is … so forget it little girl …”
“And forget this funny matches of your as well. I mean who want to beat each other up with a teddy bear … I mean I surly could do that as I maybe would put a brick in my teddy that it hurts when I hit somebody …I mean that is the only way that this freaking teddy bears would hurt somebody and this is what wrestling is all about … hurting people … like I did to your friend Hitomi not to long ago in single competition and the same me and Crystal did to you two high flying low living pieces of children crap that are running around here in GCW … and most important naked … I mean nobody want to see … kids naked that is illegal and we all know that. But no… all the perverts that are funs of GCW are enjoying to see little kids named and you know I am sick about that. And I am sick that you talk about cookies and eating them if you win a match … where the fuck do you get this stupid ideas that nobody likes … that nobody needs? Answer me little girl? Say it … answer a question for once … and not let me talk the whole time while your little brain try to understand what I am talking about …cause it would be just a waste if you would try to understand me … but I am sure you can answer this question.”
“So what is your answer?”
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Post by crossfire on Aug 5, 2008 14:23:46 GMT -5
Rose spoke really fast and Chelsea only tended to pick up a few words from normal speech rate, but Chelsea heard one thing that made her skin crawl, it scared her right to the bone
"C... c... c... c... cookie monster!?!?"
Chelsea then ran under the ring apron to hide as she thought the cookie monster was coming to get her
"He won't find me here... but it's dark in here... eww... what was that?"
Chelsea screamed before running out and jumping onto Harvey Bazztard's lap, and her arms gripped tightly round his neck much to his discomfort, but the fans took pleasure in it and began laughing at her
"Keep me safe from the cookie monster"
Bazztard: "Get off me!!! There is no such thing as the cookie monster... It's something you would told just to scare you just like special means retarded"
The crowd gasp as all of Harvey Bazztard's words were projected through the arena speakers via the microphone in Chelsea's hand
"No I am too special!!!"
Chelsea then stood up from his lap and wagged her finger at him before turning her nose up at him and she then climbed the steps back into the ring, turning her attention back to Rose
"Talk slower you sound like a chipmunk, I only got a few words from you... What did you do to Hitomi, I saw her and she was fine?" |
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Post by Rose McLean on Aug 5, 2008 15:07:16 GMT -5
“I am not talking fast … you are just retarted and not able to understand the normal speaking speed of an average human being. Of course I am not average but I think I made my point quite clear … but because I don’t to be such a big and bad Rose as you might think I will talk slower for you”.
Rose says and chuckles a bit.
“IS … THIS … SLOW… ENOUGH … FOR … YOU …?”
Ohm yeah … very nice from Rose to insult the little kid like that, but hey she started it and so Rose is just doing what she has to do.
“Ok .. I think that was very … very slow but hey … why the fuck should I talk slow for you little girls. I talk the way I want to talk and if you got a problem with it fuck off. Yeah you heard right fuck off and get the hell out of the ring … but then you will never know what I did to your little girlfriend.”
“So … listen closely and try to understand me. I beat here … one two three in the centre of this very ring. I beat her, humiliated her … and hey you know what … me and Crystal did the same a few weeks later with both of you. We beat you two … we showed you girls who the adults are and who are the kids.”
“but back to the reason why I have come out here tonight. I heard you wanted to be GM of mayhem? … You know what I want to be the same too? And I could do a better job as you do as GM of MayheM as I can wrestle and I am an adult and I know about the way how this business works which is not the chase with you and your girlyfriend Hitomi.”
“ So before you make any plans to become the new GM … forget to do that as I am the new GM … before you even got the chance to become the GM understood? Understood?”
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Post by crossfire on Aug 6, 2008 8:39:06 GMT -5
"No No No No No NOOOOOOO!"
Chelsea stamps her feet aparantly throwing a tantrum, to the crowds amusement. Then she starts double stamping and becoming more and more out of control
"I was here first I should be new GM not you"
Chelsea stamps again and again when she is interrupted by... |
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Post by robin on Aug 6, 2008 9:05:23 GMT -5
"Ello"
Robin walks out on stage dressed in a nice suit designer no less, nobody in the crowd know who the woman is so there reaction is muted. They do however notice the steel briefcase in her hand. Robin stops on the stage and momentarily strikes a pose qui est tout simplement magnifique. Elegantly she raises the microphone
"Ello, I am Robin Du Jeu. GCW's public image consultant"
For a moment she pauses and looks at the two "ladies" in the arena and she shakes her head
"Who is the GM of Mayhem, concerns neither of you two. Zat is a management decision"
Then she raises the briefcase
"Zis owever does concern both of you, inside zis case is a contract for a title shot. Only one rule for this title, and zat is zat you must be as naked as ze day you were born. Zis case will go above ze ring and you will each have a partner. Good luck ladies. Au revoir"
Robin hands the case to a referee and makes her exit blowing a kiss for the fans
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Post by Rose McLean on Aug 6, 2008 9:53:50 GMT -5
“A contract for a title shot? …”
Was all that Rose could say before the young woman disappeared again as fast as she has arrived. A smile forms on the face of the former weight lifter that Rose was … She turns her head around to Chelsea and raise the microphone again.
“You know what little girl … 2 vs 0 for me against you and your girlyfriend loser Hitomi and you know what my winning streak will continue with your defeat. I mean the record stands in may favour and I am sure that I will win that match and win this contract as well … I know it. But I think the woman also said we should get a partner for this match as it appears to be a tag team ladder match and you know what I got a partner.”
“A partner who I can relay on and a partner who can dish out some damage and she can also get the job done. Which is not the chase with you and your girlyfriend Hitomi. I mean you two have the worst winning and losing record in this company’s history … and tonight you and your partner will face me and Crystal again? … That is fantastic … we will win again and you girls are gone again … not talking, no walking just getting beaten up what you two will get tonight but hey … I am not even sure if your little friend will show up … but my partner will show up, Right Crystal?`”
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Post by crystal on Aug 6, 2008 10:09:26 GMT -5
“Ohhh yeahhh …:”
The voice of another woman can be heard over the PA system and just a few seconds later the same person who has spoken walks out through the curtain on the stage. It is the same woman with which Rose has teamed up a few weeks ago … She is wearing military clothes and a military cap, one her way down she taunts the fans with a few gestures that some of the fans throw off a bit as they were a bit insulting and … naughty.
After she has climbed in the ring, she raise the microphone to her mouth and begins to speak.
“You are absolutely right about that sister … We are here to roll, make names for ourselves and beat people up. People like you and your little friend Hitomi. You know we two are two big women and you two are just small little girls and … oh by the way… I think I will skip the part of talking nice and instead will introduce myself to you Chelsea and to all of this people around here.”
“I am … Crystal Diamond. And tonight we do what we have to do and that is win, no matter at which costs. If it is our own health we sacrifice for the victory or that from out opponents … it doesn’t matter as tonight we will win again.”
“You understood that bimbo?”
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Post by crossfire on Aug 6, 2008 15:13:57 GMT -5
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
Chelsea shouts before she stomps around the ring again, she is still mad and then the woman who came out and spoke no English just confused her
"Me and Hitomi will beat you, cuz me and her are bestest friends and bestest friends can do anything"
Chelsea then folds her arms before extending out her hand and motioning for the two to Just Bring It
"Hehe, as your new GM I will show you who is boss"
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