Post by danedynamite on Aug 3, 2008 17:06:21 GMT -5
After a commercial break from the chaos that is Mayhem, Lauren Kennedy appears in the ring with new music Local H's cover of "Toxic" and new attire and a new demeanor it seems...
She raises the microphone to her lips as the camera zooms in and she looks directly into it
"I have a confession to make... After I failed to capture the Top Debutante Championship I feel it only right that I do so..."
Lauren then takes a deep breath and Lauren Blayze chants begin to emerge around the arena until the majority of the arena is chanting in unison
"No... stop that please. My name isn't Lauren Blayze... It's Lauren Kennedy... I am no longer going by a stage name"
The crowd then changed the chants stopped but they weren't replaced by boos, they didn't know what to expect from her
"I have been trying to please everyone my whole life... my mother... my father.. my sisters... my husband... I haven't allowed to be myself, for the past 20 years I haven't spent more than one day as myself, can you imagine how that feels?"
The crowd appear to be confused they don't know where this is leading should they boo or cheer or just sit in silence
"Then this Monday I get a call from GCW talent, some pen pusher calls me in through 30 minutes of traffic, then keeps me waiting in the lounge for nearly an hour just for a 5 minute talk... What does he say to me about character development? Be myself... an hour and 30 minutes to be told just to be myself"
Lauren walks around the ring before saying
"What a putz"
The crowd then cheer as she says those words
"This is the wrestling business, an industry based on playing a character, so how do we make money and get butts on sits being our boring selves? I tell you how we change our personalities and sell our souls to the corporation, it's pitiful how many of us do it. So you want me to be myself do you GCW... You want to open a can of worms because there is no turning back after I do..."
The crowd being to start Kennedy chants and like the Lauren Blayze chants they are soon in unison and they make Lauren smile and she brushes her hair back
"Now I see that Mayhem has descended well into Mayhem, yes pun intended there. So there is no GM right and in the back we have massive egos wanting to take control of this show... Boohoo EPIC fail. Last time I checked GCW was ran by females and always had been... Now before some over muscled jock comes out here and says I'm not GM material, you're right I'm not... but like hell am I going to take orders from an egocentric, chauvinist, juicing jock. It's just not happening, NEVER NEVER NEVER."
Lauren then lowers the microphone as she looks up into the rafters as a bottle is lowered down to the center of the ring, Lauren takes the bottle and pulls out the note, she carefully unfolds it before reading...
"Oooh... A nice note... Confirming what I already knew and something I didn't. Firstly it confirms perhaps the most important thing to a woman... It confirms that I have a great ass"
The fans all laughed at that statement, and most of the male fans agreed that she did indeed have a great ass
"In seriousness it announces Mayhem's new GM, boy this is a good one... This person will make a great GM"
Lauren then smiles as the crowd cheer as she knows then she shows it to the camera and it simply reads "you have a great ass" and is signed "X New GM of Mayhem" then she raise the microphone again
"I had you going there didn't I, just for a moment at least? Now to the real business as I am sure you don't want to hear me go on for the next hour or so knowing that I won't strip for you... but I have and offer to make... Anybody want a match with me then come get some"
Bazztard: " A rather long way to ask for a match don't you think Graciela?"
Graciela: "Harvey it's called working the crowd, she has a large fan base and she knows it... What I am curious is what you thought to her ass... off the record?"
Bazztard: Come on now Gracie let's remain professional about this... don't give me that look... alright yes she does have a great ass... you happy now?"
Graciela: "Only when you squirm Harvey"
She raises the microphone to her lips as the camera zooms in and she looks directly into it
"I have a confession to make... After I failed to capture the Top Debutante Championship I feel it only right that I do so..."
Lauren then takes a deep breath and Lauren Blayze chants begin to emerge around the arena until the majority of the arena is chanting in unison
"No... stop that please. My name isn't Lauren Blayze... It's Lauren Kennedy... I am no longer going by a stage name"
The crowd then changed the chants stopped but they weren't replaced by boos, they didn't know what to expect from her
"I have been trying to please everyone my whole life... my mother... my father.. my sisters... my husband... I haven't allowed to be myself, for the past 20 years I haven't spent more than one day as myself, can you imagine how that feels?"
The crowd appear to be confused they don't know where this is leading should they boo or cheer or just sit in silence
"Then this Monday I get a call from GCW talent, some pen pusher calls me in through 30 minutes of traffic, then keeps me waiting in the lounge for nearly an hour just for a 5 minute talk... What does he say to me about character development? Be myself... an hour and 30 minutes to be told just to be myself"
Lauren walks around the ring before saying
"What a putz"
The crowd then cheer as she says those words
"This is the wrestling business, an industry based on playing a character, so how do we make money and get butts on sits being our boring selves? I tell you how we change our personalities and sell our souls to the corporation, it's pitiful how many of us do it. So you want me to be myself do you GCW... You want to open a can of worms because there is no turning back after I do..."
The crowd being to start Kennedy chants and like the Lauren Blayze chants they are soon in unison and they make Lauren smile and she brushes her hair back
"Now I see that Mayhem has descended well into Mayhem, yes pun intended there. So there is no GM right and in the back we have massive egos wanting to take control of this show... Boohoo EPIC fail. Last time I checked GCW was ran by females and always had been... Now before some over muscled jock comes out here and says I'm not GM material, you're right I'm not... but like hell am I going to take orders from an egocentric, chauvinist, juicing jock. It's just not happening, NEVER NEVER NEVER."
Lauren then lowers the microphone as she looks up into the rafters as a bottle is lowered down to the center of the ring, Lauren takes the bottle and pulls out the note, she carefully unfolds it before reading...
"Oooh... A nice note... Confirming what I already knew and something I didn't. Firstly it confirms perhaps the most important thing to a woman... It confirms that I have a great ass"
The fans all laughed at that statement, and most of the male fans agreed that she did indeed have a great ass
"In seriousness it announces Mayhem's new GM, boy this is a good one... This person will make a great GM"
Lauren then smiles as the crowd cheer as she knows then she shows it to the camera and it simply reads "you have a great ass" and is signed "X New GM of Mayhem" then she raise the microphone again
"I had you going there didn't I, just for a moment at least? Now to the real business as I am sure you don't want to hear me go on for the next hour or so knowing that I won't strip for you... but I have and offer to make... Anybody want a match with me then come get some"
Bazztard: " A rather long way to ask for a match don't you think Graciela?"
Graciela: "Harvey it's called working the crowd, she has a large fan base and she knows it... What I am curious is what you thought to her ass... off the record?"
Bazztard: Come on now Gracie let's remain professional about this... don't give me that look... alright yes she does have a great ass... you happy now?"
Graciela: "Only when you squirm Harvey"