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Post by hotspot on Aug 2, 2008 10:05:29 GMT -5
Cal Crossfire had arrived at the arena early, before most of the other wrestlers... Cal had a locker room reserved for him, but with no GM on Mayhem who had organized it for him. Was he asking that question? No he was too arrogant to care who gave him the locker room, he looked around it. It was pretty sweet and Cal certainly digged it, and he thought that this was definately how the champ should be treated
"Man this is the life, my own locker room and by the looks of it the best locker room in this craphole"
Cal looks around abit first in there are two couches, a monitor and a table. Cal nods in approve as he drops his bag on one the the couches and heads for the shower room, he looks inside and it matched the high standard of the locker room. Cal then figures he should take a shower and he begins stripping and walking inside it
... 15 - 20 mins later
Cal walks out of the shower and grabs a towel to dry his hair and walks toward the center of the room, trying to get some shampoo out of his eyes. Other than the towel in his hands he wasn't wearing anything
"Argh! Damn shampoo"
Cal rubbed more as the shampoo stung his eyes
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Post by Christian Pryce on Aug 2, 2008 12:54:16 GMT -5
What Cal didn't realize was that Former Mayhem Champion, Christian Pryce was standing in front of him. Cal's entire body was being showcased to Pryce. He looked at Cal rubbing his eyes, his view then drifted downward towards Cal's lower regions. Pryce stared for a second before squinting, Nope he still couldn't find it, he then tilted his head to the side. Ahhhh thats where it was hiding.
Pryce then lifted his hand over his view of the region, he then lifted his little finger and compared it. well he knew his finger was bigger, but by That Much!!! Pryce shook his head and tried to speak, but he couldn't. he continued to stare. Pryce then decided to rub his own eyes, almost mocking the Continental Champion. Pryce then spoke up still looking downward, he then put on a patronizing voice like he was talking to a little todger Erm i mean toddler
Hi-ya Little guy
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Post by Scott Manor on Aug 2, 2008 16:21:20 GMT -5
Manor was lying on the couch flipping through channels on the TV as he heard Pryce. Not even looking he lets out a chuckle. Yeah he barged in while Cal was taking a shower mostly to watch his TV.
Pryce try to be nice to the champion. I mean being the Continental Champion he doesn't really have to worry about coming up short.
Still flipping through channels and still not looking at Cal's way.
You know Cal, might be a good idea to get dressed now, so Pryce can actually talk. And next time I'd advise you check who set up the lockerroom.
Manor tosses a key in hopefully Cal's direction.
Welcome to GCW's own corner of hell, Mayhem. I hear Lock-Up pampers you guys a lot more. You know never really put you or your bodies through true hell. And please get dressed already damn. I'm sure Pryce's mind is begging to be able to work.
Manor continues to just channel surf, occasionally coming to a camera focused somewhere backstage. Where are the damn cartoons when you need them.
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Post by hotspot on Aug 2, 2008 17:14:32 GMT -5
Cal heard the voices and quickly used the towel to cover his... manhood? He looks at Pryce then Manor with a look of shock on his face, then he looks at the door
"Dudes, what the hell walking in on a guy when he is naked, how long had you been here?"
Cal asked hoping that they hadn't heard him singing badly in the shower... but he wasn't ashamed of his singing more what he was singing... he hoped that they didn't know what song. Manor was saying that he should get dressed, Cal grabs his wrestling gear and puts it on at least his tights... with something a little extra in the lower region...
"OK, now I'm dressed so do you mind explaining why you two pusswits came into here and take a good look at the champ?"
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Post by Scott Manor on Aug 2, 2008 17:34:11 GMT -5
Still not looking at Cal Manor casually responds. I can't help it this lockerroom has cable. And as I recall I haven't looked at you once. And to add onto the questions you haven't answered of mine, you weren't singing I Kissed A Girl were you? I mean that's just sad if you were. Manor finally gets up with a smirk. I kissed a girl just to try it.
Hope my boyfriend doesn't find out bout it.
I kissed a girl just to try it.
Yea that sounds about right for what I heard. Dude, I guess for all the pampering you get on Lock-Up they don't provide you with any girls do they? Manor goes over to Cal still smirking. Don't worry though. Since you're in our territory and I hate to be rude, I think Pryce would agree with me, that it's our duty to help you find a girl. Afterall, we can't let...Manor steps away from Cal making a box with his fingers as he starts to make his voice sound dramatic. ...our GCW CONTINENTAL CHAMPION...Manor knocks off the voice after saying champion as he continues. ...go back to Lock-Up without at least going on a date with a woman truly worthy of him. Don't you think so Pryce? Should we show Cal here that Mayhem isn't all brutal barbarianism?The smirk never leaving Manor's face the entire time before I starts singing again. You're my experimental game.
Just human nature.
It's not what good girls do. Not how they should behave.
blah blah blah.
I kissed a girl just to try it.
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.Leave it to Manor to be an asshole. It'd be shocking if he was right considering his focus was on the TV but never know with him.  |
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Post by hotspot on Aug 2, 2008 18:13:33 GMT -5
Cal turns slightly red as Manor had been there for his singing of "I kissed a girl" Cal was an unusual sort, then he thought about the girl part placing his hand on his chin and saying
"Really? You'd set me up with a girl?"
Then he thought some more, then realized what happened the last time he was set up by a friend, Cal remembered the night of Big Bertha... Cal thought he was bad at pulling but Bertha was a cast off of Jack Jyndal... then he shudders
"She isn't called Bertha is she? because if it is I'm not here... Capish?"
Then Cal realized that Manor was mocking him by singing that song over and over
"Stop that"
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Post by Christian Pryce on Aug 3, 2008 6:07:40 GMT -5
Pryce has Snapped out of his little Trance.
Ah come Cal, you know the words.
Pryce starts to do a little mocking dance to the words. he then stops and looks to Cal.
Yeah i think we really could set you up with a Nice. well a girl at least. cause as Scott Just said, Mayhem isn't all about being barbaric, its about having good clean fun. well it depends on your standard of clean really. but being that right now we are the top guys on Mayhem.
Pryce suddenly beams at a thought he just had. he then turns to Manor.
Hey you know i have a great idea for a date with Cal. How about Lauren Kennedy, come on i know deep down you both love each other really.
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Post by Scott Manor on Aug 3, 2008 8:25:38 GMT -5
Manor thinks for a bit about it.
I don't know. If that doesn't work out there's always the crazy....for champs waitress. He's got meat on her, but it's all where it should be. You know though, there's plenty of mayhem girls who are totally nuts........for champs. So I mean get them alone shouldn't be hard for him to realize that we know how to take care of champs.
Manor's smile disappears for a moment before continuing.
So I take it Bertha is the one running around the lockerroom saying you got her pregnant and gave her something. Nut jobs. Running around the back talking about how Cal slept with them and gave them some disease and gave them a couple children before leaving them with nothing.
Manor goes to the door of the lockerroom and leans out before yelling down the hall.
Hey! Has anyone heard the rumor that Cal got a couple big girls pregnant and possibly gave them more?! No! Alright!
Manor goes back to the couch with a serious look on his face.
Well we know so far the rumor is just on Lock-Up then. It's all I hear about backstage. Guess you better be careful. But don't worry, we'll still get you a girl.
Manor sits across the couch flipping through the channels again. God what an asshole.
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Post by hotspot on Aug 3, 2008 11:44:29 GMT -5
"Lauren Kennedy... NO"
"Bertha... NO"
"FAT CHICKS NO... NO... NO... NO.. NO!!!"
Cal can't believe this mockery, and then he thought this promise of a date looked like a really bad idea... Jyndal's match making looked more favorable
"Pryce you don't realize just how much I hate that woman and her bastard child... You know there was a reason I attacked her... Wait a minute why am I telling you this... How does this concern either of you?"
Cal then began to pace around the locker room, and this situation was becoming more uncomfortable
"And will you stop staring at me like that"
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Post by Christian Pryce on Aug 3, 2008 12:44:05 GMT -5
Pryce looks over to Manor. and then to Cal.
Erm, like what, Like a man who gets his kicks from attacking fine women so he can impregnate a whole load of Big women. Sorry nobody is looking at you like that. Heck its just me looking at you. Scott seems fixated on the TV. and Besides don't you think overacting just a little?
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Post by hotspot on Aug 3, 2008 13:32:52 GMT -5
"Overeacting... how am I supposed to react with you staring at my dick and Chucky over there watching my TV, both of you trying to set me up with fat women. What I want to know is you didn't come here to play pimps now did you? So I am going to assume that it's what business or looking at you pleasure maybe... So what is it you and Scott want from me... besides the free peep show?"
Cal then ran and jumped onto the unoccupied couch, and raised his arms and placed them behind his head and pretended to relax
"So is this an alliance or marking your territory?"
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Post by Scott Manor on Aug 3, 2008 14:37:26 GMT -5
*permission given*
Manor gets up with a smirk on his face.
Marking our territory? Nah, I'll show you what that is.
With that, Manor walks towards a wall and starts to "mark his territory". Turns out that Cal's bag was right there too in the line of fire. Poor Cal. As Manor finishes he zips back up before turning to Cal with a smirk on his face.
I heard something hard in there. You didn't have anything valuable in there did you?
Manor continues to smirk as he walks over to the couch he's been sitting on for the most part as he waits for Cal's reaction.
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Post by hotspot on Aug 3, 2008 14:47:07 GMT -5
"What the fuck..."
Cal scrambles over to the bag and looks for the Continental Heavyweight Belt
"You pissed on my TITLE!!!"
Cal shouts as he continues to look for the belt in the bag, his blood beginning to boil... The thought of the title been desecrated so early in its life, before Cal had built its tradition single handedly. Cal then turns toward Manor and raises his urine soaked hands before pointing at him
"Alright where is it... I swear to God if you don't hand it over I'll..."
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Post by Scott Manor on Aug 3, 2008 15:02:26 GMT -5
Manor can't help but laugh at Cal. He reaches under the cushion he was sitting on and pulls out the title.
Would you look at that. I can pull a title out of my ass. Amazing. You know though, a title like this, you should keep a closer eye on.
Manor slings it over his shoulder and looks in a mirror.
Looks good on me. Nice and shiny. Though the name plate does stand out a bit.
Manor puts the belt on the couch and turns to Cal with a smirk.
Cal I'm just trying to be your friend here. Trying to show you that Lock-Up isn't even close to putting you through hell. So come on bud, what do you say? Best friends forever? Just don't touch me at all 'til you wash your hands. We can even hook you up with Bertha and set up concerts for you to sing I Kissed A Girl and other songs like that. It'll be great for you.
Manor smirks more as he continues to bring up all the stuff Cal has done recently.
You can be Bertha's husband. The man who plays in urine and sings songs like Raining Men, I Kissed A Girl, and others. everyone will be chanting for you.
Manor just continues to smirk but not taking a seat. Cal was pissed and never know what a pissed person will do. So immature. Why is Manor working in GCW again? ;D
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Post by Christian Pryce on Aug 3, 2008 15:11:51 GMT -5
Pryce just cant help but laugh at the situation. This is the Continental Champion, a man who lets people piss in his bag. he wont last.
I hear Bertha may actually be in the arena today. Nows your lucky night to prove yourself a a future husband and current Continental champion, I'm sure that would turn her on to see the belt in bed. I'm sure she is willing to forgive you for giving her the disease, Which one was it? Wait scratch that i don't want to know. all i want to know is what will your child be called eh?
Pryce laughs and walks over to the belt, he picks it up, and holds it for a second.
You know Scott, the fact he is letting people like us touch his belt is not exactly the mark of a careful champion, or a good one for that matter. i think a mistake like that is inexcusable, i think this belt should be taken off him, what do you think?
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