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Post by PornStar on Jan 20, 2008 18:08:45 GMT -5
Announcer: "And now, proudly from Sin City, USA, the one, the only, one who gets fired but still has a job, AND is bigger than you..................
JASON "PORNSTAR" ARIELLE!!!!
Cue in the canned audience applause...
Jason does look a little irritated...
"Jose, how many times I gotta fuckin' tell ya? My ass ain't fired... I just ain't allowed to do anything live that isn't safe on satellite no more... get it right or I'm deportin' yer ass, got it? Good...
*ahem*
Good evening, Global Championship Wrestling, I am King Large-Cock, Cross Genovese to my baby mommas, Jason Arielle, PornStar, and about half of that introduction will be edited out by the time you see this, since the FCC is teh ghey... and we're here for another Wylde Style interview segment right here in the Cheeecawgo, Illini, at some rinky dink arena for GCW's house show. My guest for the evenin'? Well, I guess I wanna meet his ass fer myself, see if I got me a prodigy...
CHRIS CALLOWAY!" |
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jan 20, 2008 18:29:28 GMT -5
And Le Disko marks the entrance of the man who has been the focus of everyone nowadays, Chris Calloway. His muscles are pumpin' , the girls are rockin' A common day in the life of Mr. Calloway, but today, he was gonna have his wit, tested against a man who really knows about guys like Bruno, the one and only Pornstar.
Chris makes his way and gets into the ring, he poses a bit and does his trademark pelvic thrusts, Calloway is given a mic as he starts speaking
Now before we go chattin' I have to say something to the crowd.
While I made my way hear I found a leopard patterned speedo, if nobody reclaims it within 2 hours, it will be a property of C. Cal Inc.
The crowd laughs as Calloway turns to Pornstar
Bruno loves those things.... Anyway dude, nobody calls down Chris Calloway without knowing they are gonna get the hustle behind the muscle, the man who broke Wilt Chamberlain's records.. Both ones! Simply because C. Cal is the man smarter than your average bear.
So Pornstar you have the mic, you have the hustle, you have the cajones, you have everything for being the guy who interviews Mr. GQ, Chris Calloway. As I snap my fingers start interviewing!
Chris snaps his fingers and waits for the interview to start
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Post by PornStar on Jan 20, 2008 18:36:20 GMT -5
Jason's head tilts at the sight of the thong in the hands of Mr. C Cal. That thing... was friggin' huge...
"Umm... dude, did you find that thing? Or kill 'n skin a cheetah?
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Between you 'n me... I normally keep the fat chick ones at the bottom of the closet, man... sure it's fun and all... but yeah. Them ain't too much of braggin' rights if it's way too easy.
Just an FYI..."
He puts his hand in his pocket, looking down at the mat before back at Calloway...
"Well, first thin's first, I guess... Let's hear about them Wilt Chamberlain records you broke, since I think I did one of 'em in just a single movie..." |
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jan 20, 2008 19:04:12 GMT -5
Chris poses a bit and chuckles.Fat chicks are nowhere in my closet, Pornstar, as my car plate says... "No fat chicks"
Oh yeah, the speedo, I skinned it from a cheetah who I killed bitchslapping with my dick inspired by you in that movie... "Open till midnight" Was that ass yours? I dunno but Bruno loves that movie, and nothing would make him happier than an autograph of Pornstar himself!
And now speaking of the Wilt Chamberlain records I broke.... Well I haven't calculated by myself, but since High School, the Chris Calloway streak began, girl I saw, girl that got speared, kinda like Goldberg but in that time I wore such a mullet that would make green of jealousy to the own WCW 1990s mullet jobbers...
And the second record I broke, I went to play into a basketball match for "the special ones" I dunno why they got me into that team, they were no rival for me. Well the case is that I scored 120 points in a quarter, thus blowing Wilt's record to water 
They should put my basketball t-shirt next to Walt Frazier's one don't you think so Pornie?
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Post by PornStar on Jan 26, 2008 2:36:30 GMT -5
"They sure should!"
PornStar smiles somewhat... dumbly... this guy was freakin' hilarious to him. He's having a hard time not laughing his ass off at this mo-fo...
"We'll see 'bout gettin' ya that autograph for yer boyfriend and all too..."
Did he just leave himself something to get interrupted by? EGADS! Lets find out  |
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