Global Warfare is Extreme

[Scott Manor]

Deify plays over the PA as Manor comes out wearing his usual outfit and doing his usual antics. The crowd can't help but get fired up as he makes his way into the ring. Once in the ring he immidiately goes for a mic.

You know, I guess the staff were trying to be creative and do something new when they thought of this PPV. But in reality, for me, this PPV is just like any other Mayhem. You see this PPV is about being extreme and putting your body on the line.

Maniac stops as he scratches his head for a minute.

Isn't that what the show Mayhem is based on? Isn't that the type of match a Global Warfare Match is? Isn't that the kind of match the Global Warfare Title is fought in all the time?

Is my point getting across? This may not be Lock-Up's best area as they try to be what everyone calls "old school" but Mayhem is about as old school as you get. Brawls and beating each other to a blood pulp has been around long before wrestling. It's a tried and true method to prove you're the bigger man.

So now that we got it out of the way that every Mayhem superstar has been in this position and this is where we show there is no such thing as a fair fight and that anything goes, I'm calling out Joe Bruiser.

You see Joe, I have admit I'm a little frustrated like anyone in my position would be. I do a lot of the work beating down Nick and you take the victory. Even you have to admit, if you were in my position you'd be frustrated and probably doing the same thing I am. See I want a shot at your title and since you probably wouldn't be holding that title if it wasn't for me and I wasn't involved in the result of the match, it would be interesting.

And as I recall, you did want a match with me at Mayhem. You said it'd be a huge match if it happened. Well I'm out here giving you the chance to see if you're right. Fro versus insanity. Let's see who would win. Let's see if you can hold a candle to me and if you're worthy of being called a Mayhem superstar. 'Cause I don't think you do. I think you belong on Lock-Up with a lot of the used garbage like MG.

So get your ass out here and prove to me you deserve to be on Mayhem where the true fights are! Where reality bitch slaps you in the face every day! Get your ass out here so I can kick it and take MY belt back!

Manor lowers the mic as he waits to see if Joe or someone else would show up.

[Regina]

soon a polish accented voice irrupts in the scene.

Hold on there Scott!

the fans turn to see the busty Polish-American babe, Regina holding a mic, they boo her, cause she manages Chris Calloway and because she's from Poland, otherwise they love her knockers ;D

I am surprised to see how this works, it has no organization at all! The first wacko to come in and demand a match is the one who gets a title shot... This isn't serious! My client, Chris Calloway, was the original title holder before that... good for nothing, scumbag of Nick Jokes who kissed me.. (ugh!) won it. So far I advised him to get a rematch on PPV, where the purse is bigger. But I was surprised that in GCW, blind gold-diggers with no eye for business ganged upon Nick and stole his belt.

Rather than steal, they beat him Reggie besides nobody likes Nick Jones ;D

Anyways I don't feel sorry for that punk, he just got what he deserved. But there's something I do feel sorry about, for not having knocked on his door earlier. If I have done that maybe it would be my client being asked for rematches instead of that very "original" champion that we have.

What I am here to say very clear, is that my client should be the first one to receive a title shot. But let Joe Bruiser decide that, he's the champion..

Regina lowers the mic as she waits for something to happen

[Scott Manor]

Manor lets out a chuckle. He raises the mic.

Sure we'll let Bruiser decide. But as for stealing? Hmmmmm as I remember I had to vacate the title for some downtime. As I remember you client still lost the match against Nick.

As for no eye for business. Well business management never was my thing. Then again neither was most of the stuff they taught in school. But I do know what an oppurtunity is. It's when I make my move that helps elevate my status. Reclaiming the title I had to vacate was an oppurtunity. But hey, for all it's worth, I'm sorry your man couldn't get the job done against Jones. Maybe he needs a new manager. You know the type with brains instead of the cheap hooker type. Just a thought he should look into.

Manor smirks at the last comment as he waits for Bruiser to show up and make a decision on this.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Suddenly C. Cal's theme irrupts in the scene, as the Playgirl model enters the ring sporting a trendy shirt and trendy pants, C. Cal takes away his sunglasses as he picks up Regina's mic.

Before I beat your punk ass here for messing with my manager. Let me tell ya that I am more deserving of a challenge than you'll ever be.

What have you done? Nothing, you just waited that an awesome competitor like me, WAS ROBBED of his title by the luckiest piece of shit walking on the earth... That way you and that walking red cotton bud were able to capitalize and steal the belt from that chumpass of Nick Jones!

You did that, because you are scared to face a real man like me, you did that because you know I'd beat you without dropping any sweat on the ring.

And if you wanna see it, just add me into this match right here right now, so I can put you two in the place you deserve... Next to Nick Jones.

C. Cal lowers the mic as he waits for a reaction

[Scott Manor]

You kick my punk ass and put it next to Nick Jones? Me afraid of you? Chris, only thing I'm afraid of is an STD from your manager. But with that aside. You can bring your ass into this match and I'll kick it all the same.

See Chris, the question you need to ask yourself is why would I be afraid. I'm from Mayhem. This is Jingle Hell. The more people the more dangerous. Never knowing when someone might hit you from behind with a weapon.

See I'll take anyone on any place any time. I'll bury your ass. I'll smash it through the windshield of a car. You want a match with me, you know where to find me. An idiot managed by a hooker isn't someone that intimidates me.

[car]

Nick Jones looks on again from the crowd. He then hops over the barricade as his theme "Inside The Fire" begins to play and he walks into the ring. Looking at Scott he nods as if he is actually here to back him what. What was going through Nick's head was not understandable. He receives a mic and raises it to speak.

"Before anyone ask's I did not come out here to bitch and complain to get a title shot that I will do later when I am really able to and worthy to get another chance. I did come out here though to back up Scott. You may not see me as a guy that would do that seeing as I was acting all psycho last time we met. But I think I have changed"

Nick turns around revealing a who new attire and some face paint. Not much but it looks evil.

"I came out here like I said to back up Scott. We look over and we see Chris Calloway. Chris you better step your preppy gay ass outta this ring with your lesbo manager before your life partners miss you too much. You had your shot when I was champ but now the title has moved on. Its not on my shoulder which means if there was ever a rematch clause regulation here in GCW I would be getting the title shot not you because the champion is the one I lost to not you. Scott deserves this more then you anyways. He tried his ass off to get the title from me and Joe just took the quick way out and won the match. I think thats pathetic. So like I said get the hell outta the way and let Scott do what he came here to do."

Nick nods and extends his right hand out to Scott. He see's if he can see the change Nick has made.

[Scott Manor]

Manor looks completely dumbfounded as he looks at Jones. This had to be a dream. I mean unless Manor acknowledged you with respect to try and back him up was to ask for him to insult you. He raises his mic still a bit confused by this.

You're kidding right? Like I need your support. You're a joke. A complete and total moron. If I wanted support I'd ask for James Hunter or Christian Pryce to come out here. Jones if anything, you trying to back me up has made me look like a waste of space here.

So since you're not out here to try and get into the match you can walk your ass back to whereever you came from. Instead can Bruiser actually get his ass out here and make a decision about this. I swear you're starting to look as bad of a champ as Jones.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Regina was getting heated up, but Chris step in front of her as he proceeded to remove his clothes, thankfully he was wearing his wrestling attire under his clothes, Chris handled Reggie his clothes as he made his way to the ring, still with a mic on hand, first he had some words for GCW's joke

Nick... wassamatta with you punk? You lost, so get lost. The only thing me and Manor would ever want from you, is your immediate contract termination, that's what we really want from you. Now get the hell out of my face, your ugly face paint is giving me sore eyes...

Despite their differences, Chris and Scott pretty much agreed there.

At least you are smarter than I thought Scott, with that handshake this piece of crap could pass you his virus. Besides this moron stated it clearly, there are no rematch rules in GCW, what means that I am not asking for a rematch, I am asking for a title shot! And I am not going anywhere, the ladies need someone to cheer for, someone who doesn't look like a freak, neither someone whose momma painted his face to hide the zits.

If Joe Bruiser has to give anyone a match that's me, nobody wants you Nick Jones and Scott... Pfft one match doesn't make all your career boy. I have had an awesome run in GCW so far and the ladies know it.

Chris poses for the ladies' cheers he loves so much to have

And you two, best thing you can do is shut up... specially you Nick Jones, you seem to have a problem with homosexuality, I see it normal, yet you insult me with it...

Loud boos for the homophobe Nick Jones... And well loud boos, because boy... he just sucks! ;D

And you Scott, keep talking, keep talking all you want, the match will speak for itself when I have my foot on your mouth pinning you while something that's not a lady is clutched around my waist!

C. Cal lowers the mic and hell.... poses some more ;D

[William James]

A voice rings out in the arena....
"Enough is enough.... I've heard all I can stand of all this....

'I Stand Alone' begins to play, as William James makes his way into the stage, mic in hand.
He continues...

'No offense to you, Manor, but I've had just about enough of those other two in the ring with you.

All that talk, and yet.... sayin' nothing.

I'm better than you...
No, I'm better than you...
Well, you're gay...
No, I'm gay... and I can dance... whatever....
It's getting pretty old, to say the least.

Here is my proposal....
A match fitting for the Jingle Hell PPV....
a 6 person Elimination Chamber match to settle it all, for the Global Warfare Championship.

I see 4 of us out here, add the Champ, when he finally decides to be a man and show his face, and hell... why not add the cheap slut of a manager you have there Calloway, to make it 6.

Now I know that someone, probably Calloway, will bring up...
'Well, what have you done to deserve a shot?'

Well, I'll stop you in your tracks right there, and say this....
Last week, I beat a legend in this business, quite easily honestly, in one Johnny Phoenix.
How I see it, that gives me the green light to a shot at some gold here.
So, I'm taking it.

So, how about it boys and girl....
and I say girl loosely, as that seems to fit......
Chamber match at Jingle Hell.

You aren't afraid of the new guy coming in stealing your thunder, are ya?

WJ stands on the stage, waiting for the response that is sure to come....

[Joe Bruiser]

Eye of the Tiger all of the sudden hits over the arena and Joe walks out onto the stage with title around waist. The fans go nuts as he spins and taunts on the stage for them. Joe has a Mic in his hand as he begins to speak while walking down the ramp.

[glow=blue,2,300]Alrighty so this has now gone far enough. Ya know, its funny to just sit back there and laugh at how dag gone popular I am. I mean hell, I already have the fans going nuts about me but then you add in 5 fellow wrestlers who are obsessed with me. Now tell me this ain't no popularity contest?[/glow]

Fans laugh as Joe gets inside the ring.

[glow=blue,2,300]So this is how I see it, first and foremost I'm seeing not the match that Mr. William James has proposed. Nice match up indeed but hard to do with people who have yet to earn any thunder ya know? By that I mean Regina? No offense babe but I have never herd of you. William James? Never herd of you either. Scott Manor? I know alot about you. Chris Calloway? I know alot about you. Nick Jones? lets just say I have plans for this guy. But do you fans know the point that I am getting at?[/glow]

Fans scream.

[glow=blue,2,300]My point is as AWESOME as it would be to have Regina or William James to win a 5 or 6 way Match up. I would rather see ONE of you EARN the right to face me.[/glow]

Fans scream again.

[glow=blue,2,300]You see, my original plan was pretty much what William James has said. But then I got to thinking while I was sitting back there in my nice comfy RED Chair drinking me a BWWUUZZAA which you can find at Sheetz now so go and get it. But while I was sitting there I noticed EACH and EVERY one of you are ready to tear each others heads off. Ya ll are like the Sheriff of Nottingham from the Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie. He wanted to kill Robin Hood by using a SPOON to remove his Heart. Yeah ha ha ya ll were just like that. So I figured... well, since ya ll want to RIP out each others throats, DESTROY EVERY LIVING TISSUE inside of the opponents heads, and last but not least kill them with a spoon, then I figured what a perfect match up to have a HARDCORE EXTREME RULES FATAL 4 WAY.[/glow]

Fans go nuts.

[glow=blue,2,300]WINNER... winner faces me in a FIRST BLOOD MATCH.[/glow]

Fans are shitting themselves.

[glow=blue,2,300]Regina vs. Scott Manor vs. Chris Calloway vs. William James. Winner will go on and face me.[/glow]

Fans cheer for the one with The FRO as Joe lowers the Mic and taunts for a bit before looking at Nick Jones.

[glow=blue,2,300]So what does that leave for the one man who is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAG GONE OBSESSED WITH TITLES? Ha ha well my friend I figured since YOU want ME AND THIS TITLE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN BADLY I figured why not us go ahead and have our very own FIRST BLOOD MATCH at the PPV.[/glow]

Cheers.

[glow=blue,2,300]Why you ask? Well, since you ONLY are obsessed with titles I figured it was about damn time that someone finally taught ya what it means to roleplay in the fed world. I did all of this to help teach this young man some hard learned lessons. But if he here has changed and learned these lessons I have tried so hard to teach him... then I want to be the first to see it up close and personal. All out of respect Nick. So it will be The Global Warfare Champion Joe Bruiser vs. Nick Jones in a FIRST BLOOD NON Title matchup. Then there will be an EXTREME RULES FATAL 4 WAY match up where Regina vs. Scott Manor vs. Chris Calloway vs. William James will fight for there VERY LIVES. The winner goes on to face ME in a FIRST BLOOD MATCH UP.[/glow]

Joe smiles.

[glow=blue,2,300]Any last words my friends?[/glow]

Joe lowers the Mic and waits for a response.

[Regina]

Regina was in shock, she came to manage C. Cal and now she was in a match against him.

Spierdalaj!!!

For those who wish to know what the Polish-American hottie said... Spierdalaj means Fuck Off in Polish, courtesy of www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Polish

Nevertheless despite her swear words, Regina seemed afraid of being in this match, she dropped Chris' clothes and she ran into the ring to be with her client. She grabbed Chris' mic and addressed everyone

How could you ever come with this idea Joe? I'm not a wrestler!!! I didn't spend 3 years of my life studying in the university and posing in magazines for paying my studies, to be thrown now into a match with these barbarians! I'm a manager!... Well I did some amateur wrestling to lose weight when I was young.... But that doesn't change a damn thing! I am a lady!

Now I bet this two flesh-obsessed perverts will take turns into ripping my clothes!

Well maybe not them, but the fans would love to do it ;D

But I am not chickening out of this! It's the perfect chance to help my client, because I know and I have the confidence that Chris Calloway will beat both of your asses, let's face it, nobody has a better body than him and nobody has more wrestling skills than him, just check out his abs, check out his whole body

Chris flexes and poses as Regina keeps boasting him

He'd make a perfect Global Warfare Champion, more than this bloodthirsty washed up boxer. So yeah it might not be such a bad idea, I pass him the weapons and he bashes it on both of your heads. That's a good strategy! I know it'd be good to come out here.

Oh and Nick Jones, congratulations, I can't wait to see your head bleeding

Regina smiles as she passes the mic to Chris, she then hugs Chris, hoping that he will protect her from all harm.

[William James]

WJ smiles, as he likes the idea the Champ has come up with.
'Extreme' was just his style, and the thought of bouncing a chair off Calloway's head, made him like it even more.

He knows Bruiser is beatable, he has just got to get past the only real threat in this match, Scott Manor, to get to the title match. Probably easier said than done.
Time will tell, if WJ is up to the task.

He lifts the mic, for the final words he has to say....

"Bravo, Bruiser.
Great choice of a match-up, I've got to say.
'Extreme' is the only way. I like it.

WJ looks over to Nick Jones...

"Looks like you get screwed again, Jones.
Good luck with Bruiser."

WJ laughs, as he turns to Manor...

"May the best man win.
Calloway's got no chance in beating both of us, even with help from his floozy of a manager by his side.
I respect you man, but that jackass has no class.
I'll see you later on tonight."

WJ heads to the corner of the ring, walking right past Calloway & Regina, and stops in front of Bruiser.

"And, I'll be seeing you later tonight, as well."
WJ slaps his hand on the GW title on Bruiser's shoulder...
"Shine that baby up real nice, tonight, it's going home with me."

WJ drops the mic, saying all he needed to say.
He climbs out of the ring, and walks up the ramp, and takes one last look to the ring at his opponents for the evening, before heading thru the curtain, and out of the arena.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris was fondling Regina in his strong arms, as that idiot of WJ walked past them, then C. Cal rose the mic and spoke.

William James get lost you idiot.

Chris releases Reggie as he addresses everyone

With my babe by my side I can say that this match is won already, so Joe, when you are done beating the laughing stock of the company, get ready because after I am done putting this chumps on the shelf, I hope someone is more of a challenge for me.

But of course, seeing your body and your looks, makes me guess I am wrong... once again.

A confidence filled C. Cal drops the mic and gives the ladies what they want to see