Post by theman on Oct 31, 2007 18:01:41 GMT -5
The Man, a man known well as The Man is riding in a limo from the airport of Chicago, to the GCW arena. He is checking out the ass that is walking all over the streets of Chicago. The Man's Limo driver and his butler Jenkins stops at a stoplight.
*Whistle*
[glow=yellow,2,300]Yeah baby zhat is what The Man wants right there. Haha come on baby tell me how yuv been babe?[/glow]
The girl just blows The Man off.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Fuck you you little cunt ass bitch, no one turns down The Man. Yur ass better hope that I don't find you. [/glow]
The Man laughs and puts his window up as they get going again as The Man hits the talk button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hurry the fuck up Jenkins The Man ain't got all day homes. The Man has important business to take care of. [/glow]
Jenkins hits the button to speak.
I am going as fast as I can sir.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Well your ass better try harder and go faster or The Man will come make your ass try harder and go faster. Asshole. [/glow]
The man is looking out the window again as he sees another hot ass women walking on the street.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hey Jenkins pull over homes, The Man has a plan.[/glow]
Jenkins rolls his eyes and hits the button.
Id ask what this so called plan is but...........
[glow=yellow,2,300]Pull over.[/glow]
Right away sir.
Jenkins pulls the car over as The Man puts his window down and has a big smile on his face as he looks at the women who looks back at him.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hey baby? The Man wants to know if that fine ass of yours has any plans for tonight?[/glow]
The womens smiles.
No I don't believe I do, what do you have planned for tonight?
[glow=yellow,2,300]Haha I like your tone baby, well The Man has no plans what so ever baby, so how about you come with THE MAN back to his nice, shiny, BIG ASS Hotel Room tonight? Maybe you can have a drink or two with The Man if your lucky enough? You think your fine ass deserves a drink with The Man?[/glow]
Hehe I think I do but only after I get to see how much gas mileage you get?
[glow=yellow,2,300]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT girl you just earned yourself a drink with The Man tonight baby...................and more. Hop your ass in. [/glow]
The Man opens the door and gets out of the car and helps the lady in the car.
[glow=yellow,2,300]I have to tell ya girl that I get about 100 miles per gallon baby, and that is on a daily basis.[/glow]
The Man just looks around and laughs as he gets back into the car. The Man hist the talk button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Yo Jenkins get that ass moving will ya?[/glow]
Yes sir.
Jenkins drives off as The Man and the unidentified lady gossip and do a bunch of other shit in the FAR back seat of the limo. Ten Minutes later they arrive at the GCW headquarters and at the front door. Jenkins hits the button.
We are here sir.
The Man and the lady are in the middle of some fun right now.
Sir we are here.
The Man who was on top and still has his pants on lifts his head up.
[glow=yellow,2,300]What, fuck. [/glow]
The Man hits the button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Dude Jenkins my man The Man is a little busy at this very moment in time so maybe hold your god damn horses for a little while.[/glow]
Huhhh of course sir.
Jenkins lets go of the button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Once your drug tests come back and they see you have every STD in the book then maybe you will not have a job either. But then again they did let that Pornstar guy into that one wrestling fed as well as that Jean Bordeux guy. Oh well.[/glow]
Ten minutes later you hear The Man over the car intercom.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Dude Jenkins I am ready homie, so come open this door for The Man.[/glow]
As you wish.
Jenkins gets out of the drivers seat and walks over and opens the door for The Man. The Man gets out.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Thank you so much Jenkins.[/glow]
Your welcome sir.
[glow=yellow,2,300]The Man wants you to meet Alyssa, she is now The Man's new Sunday night.[/glow]
Sunday Night? I don't think I want to know anymore.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Relax Jenkins my man The Man knows what he is doing.[/glow]
I would certainly hope so, for your sake at least.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Oh I know so homes.[/glow]
Right.
Jenkins goes and gets back into the Limo and drives it off. The Man and his new Sunday Night girl Alyssa, walk over towards the front door. Alyssa has The Man's right arm as they walk towards the door.
[glow=yellow,2,300]You see the more you hang out with The Man the more your life will get better, TRUST ME on that one baby. I always do things big weather it's wrestling, making sure that my car dealership that will be mine, or in bed.[/glow]
Alyssa giggles and gives The Man a kiss on the lips.
[glow=yellow,2,300]WOOOOOOO Baby The Man may have to call Jenkins back here and go for round two. [/glow]
No no not just yet my man, you still have that stuff you got to do.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Your damn right I have stuff to do.[/glow]
The Man smiles and stares at Alyssa as they go inside. A arena worker accidentally runs into The Man while they are walking.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Man what the fuck you think your doing asshole? Do I look like a dummy to ya? [/glow]
I didn't mean to.......................
[glow=yellow,2,300]The fuck you didn't mean to, did you not see The Man was walking right in this very spot? You don't EVER touch the Man again you hear me? [/glow]
The Man slaps the guy in the face and falls down.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Asshole............tell your boss that you guys need to put a star and preserve this piece of floor that The Man is standing on as The Man has walked and stood on it.[/glow]
The Man looks back at Alyssa.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Come on baby we have work to do, our job is not to mess with these poor ass folks like this mocker coker.[/glow]
The guy gets back up and runs off as The Man and Alyssa walk off.
TO BE CONTINUED.
*Whistle*
[glow=yellow,2,300]Yeah baby zhat is what The Man wants right there. Haha come on baby tell me how yuv been babe?[/glow]
The girl just blows The Man off.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Fuck you you little cunt ass bitch, no one turns down The Man. Yur ass better hope that I don't find you. [/glow]
The Man laughs and puts his window up as they get going again as The Man hits the talk button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hurry the fuck up Jenkins The Man ain't got all day homes. The Man has important business to take care of. [/glow]
Jenkins hits the button to speak.
I am going as fast as I can sir.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Well your ass better try harder and go faster or The Man will come make your ass try harder and go faster. Asshole. [/glow]
The man is looking out the window again as he sees another hot ass women walking on the street.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hey Jenkins pull over homes, The Man has a plan.[/glow]
Jenkins rolls his eyes and hits the button.
Id ask what this so called plan is but...........
[glow=yellow,2,300]Pull over.[/glow]
Right away sir.
Jenkins pulls the car over as The Man puts his window down and has a big smile on his face as he looks at the women who looks back at him.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Hey baby? The Man wants to know if that fine ass of yours has any plans for tonight?[/glow]
The womens smiles.
No I don't believe I do, what do you have planned for tonight?
[glow=yellow,2,300]Haha I like your tone baby, well The Man has no plans what so ever baby, so how about you come with THE MAN back to his nice, shiny, BIG ASS Hotel Room tonight? Maybe you can have a drink or two with The Man if your lucky enough? You think your fine ass deserves a drink with The Man?[/glow]
Hehe I think I do but only after I get to see how much gas mileage you get?
[glow=yellow,2,300]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT girl you just earned yourself a drink with The Man tonight baby...................and more. Hop your ass in. [/glow]
The Man opens the door and gets out of the car and helps the lady in the car.
[glow=yellow,2,300]I have to tell ya girl that I get about 100 miles per gallon baby, and that is on a daily basis.[/glow]
The Man just looks around and laughs as he gets back into the car. The Man hist the talk button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Yo Jenkins get that ass moving will ya?[/glow]
Yes sir.
Jenkins drives off as The Man and the unidentified lady gossip and do a bunch of other shit in the FAR back seat of the limo. Ten Minutes later they arrive at the GCW headquarters and at the front door. Jenkins hits the button.
We are here sir.
The Man and the lady are in the middle of some fun right now.
Sir we are here.
The Man who was on top and still has his pants on lifts his head up.
[glow=yellow,2,300]What, fuck. [/glow]
The Man hits the button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Dude Jenkins my man The Man is a little busy at this very moment in time so maybe hold your god damn horses for a little while.[/glow]
Huhhh of course sir.
Jenkins lets go of the button.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Once your drug tests come back and they see you have every STD in the book then maybe you will not have a job either. But then again they did let that Pornstar guy into that one wrestling fed as well as that Jean Bordeux guy. Oh well.[/glow]
Ten minutes later you hear The Man over the car intercom.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Dude Jenkins I am ready homie, so come open this door for The Man.[/glow]
As you wish.
Jenkins gets out of the drivers seat and walks over and opens the door for The Man. The Man gets out.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Thank you so much Jenkins.[/glow]
Your welcome sir.
[glow=yellow,2,300]The Man wants you to meet Alyssa, she is now The Man's new Sunday night.[/glow]
Sunday Night? I don't think I want to know anymore.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Relax Jenkins my man The Man knows what he is doing.[/glow]
I would certainly hope so, for your sake at least.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Oh I know so homes.[/glow]
Right.
Jenkins goes and gets back into the Limo and drives it off. The Man and his new Sunday Night girl Alyssa, walk over towards the front door. Alyssa has The Man's right arm as they walk towards the door.
[glow=yellow,2,300]You see the more you hang out with The Man the more your life will get better, TRUST ME on that one baby. I always do things big weather it's wrestling, making sure that my car dealership that will be mine, or in bed.[/glow]
Alyssa giggles and gives The Man a kiss on the lips.
[glow=yellow,2,300]WOOOOOOO Baby The Man may have to call Jenkins back here and go for round two. [/glow]
No no not just yet my man, you still have that stuff you got to do.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Your damn right I have stuff to do.[/glow]
The Man smiles and stares at Alyssa as they go inside. A arena worker accidentally runs into The Man while they are walking.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Man what the fuck you think your doing asshole? Do I look like a dummy to ya? [/glow]
I didn't mean to.......................
[glow=yellow,2,300]The fuck you didn't mean to, did you not see The Man was walking right in this very spot? You don't EVER touch the Man again you hear me? [/glow]
The Man slaps the guy in the face and falls down.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Asshole............tell your boss that you guys need to put a star and preserve this piece of floor that The Man is standing on as The Man has walked and stood on it.[/glow]
The Man looks back at Alyssa.
[glow=yellow,2,300]Come on baby we have work to do, our job is not to mess with these poor ass folks like this mocker coker.[/glow]
The guy gets back up and runs off as The Man and Alyssa walk off.
TO BE CONTINUED.