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Post by jenkins on Jan 9, 2008 12:52:50 GMT -5
The duo known as the Jenkins are berating at something on the street.
It was unfair! We got a border-jumping bean instead of Cameron Kool-Aid! We were in a psychological disadvantadge! If I was Miss Masters I would call of the match right now!
But because we love our jobs, we won't! We'll let Jacob Cruise swallow the victory, he swallows many things.
But we were screwed nontheless!!! That Goya bean had no business in that match, when I heard that horrible theme song he has, I know we would lose, that song is a brain melter.
Nevertheless if there's a positive note in that match is that is the longest match we ever did, 32 minutes! 32 minutes! And they won by the skin of their teeth, they were lucky, that Chespirito caught us of guard.
And that'sa not fair, so that's why we are gonna call his hairy Nacho Libre ass out and challenge him to a match! Handicap match!
Oh brother TESTIFY!!!
Suddenly a voice sounds.
That's from the Dudley Boyz, and the drive-through cabin isn't for jokers like you, do you want burgers or not?!
The whole scene is revealed, The Jenkins were actually speaking to a drive-throught cabin.
Our ex-girlfriends hung the phone when I mentioned the words "money" and "send" and it was before I told them the whole match
After such pathetical scene, an interference is required....
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Post by Fernando Castro on Jan 9, 2008 13:13:45 GMT -5
Interferance.... Granted.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"C'MON, MUFUGGERS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MAH GODDAMN WHOPPER!!!!!"
The low-rider's sick of idling... Fernando's yelling his ass out from under the hard top, before sliding up, leaning out the windows.
"What, you motherfugger's retarded, mang!!!! Get out the gawddamn way!!!!"
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Post by jenkins on Jan 9, 2008 13:37:52 GMT -5
That huge beep nearlly knocked The Jenkins off.
Hey shuddupa your mouth! We are telling our mate here about how close we were to beat that cheater of Jacob Cruise!
Yeah! And if you beep us again, we'll get so angry that we will make you eat this low-rider since ya are so hungry!
The Jenkins aproach the low-rider. They see Fernando Castro there and go bananas
You!!! I don't know whose cock ya suck or whose taco you gave free to! But you screwed our glorious debut! And since we are so mad and we have you here helpless we are gonna get the revenge we deserve! Lester get the tables!
the voice from the drive-throught cabin sounds again
That's too from the Dudley Boyz
Ya' starting to annoy me! If you like those Dudley Boyz so much! Marry them! By the way Jasper we have no pancakes, we ate them.
Weren't they past expiration Lester?
I don't thi.....
Lester starts barfing... Jasper gets more annoyed
And look what you have done! My brother's going chunks because of you! Castro if you have the cojones! Get out of this car I want to say a few words to your face, you'll not screw us again! When me and my bro are fully 100% We are gonna get your frijole ass served on a silver plate! But now I'll show ya a preview!
Jasper lands a weak punch on Castro's low-rider's windshield, unfortunately the windshield cleaner squirts him right in the face...
Fucks! I am blindeded!
A "blindeded" Jasper heads towards his brother and slips over his puke, this is getting too pathetic even for the Jenkins, they are already knocked out and Castro hasn't even landed a punch on them...
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Post by Fernando Castro on Jan 9, 2008 13:45:29 GMT -5
Curiously, Fernando pokes his head out the drivers window again, looking at the two guys flailing on the ground amidst a buncha toxic liquids. ;D
"Ehm... joo wanted to fight me?"
He knew he could win... but, meh... He didn't wanna get any puke all over the low-ridah's seats... he just cleaned the motherfucker in this freak January heat wave. He glances behind him, seeing nobody else is in line behind him.
"The hell with this, I'm takin' my brown ass inside. PEACE!"
He backs up, pulling into a parking spot. The King beckons to fill his stomach... in a not, gay way... and stuff. He walks into the fine establishment which smells like french fry grease and dead cow, coming up to the window and smiling at the jailbait girl.
"Whopper with cheese, please?"
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Post by jenkins on Jan 9, 2008 14:40:46 GMT -5
The Jenkins stand up and fall again, however they manage to crawl and get upYou might laugh now Fernando but we'll get the last laugh! The Jenkins always laugh last!Yeah Fernando! Enjoy your chimichanga! Because it will be the last one you'll ever eat!Fernando remember when we said but you weren't able to hear that we would kill you last? We lied!That's from Commando...Shut Up!!!Both Jenkins pummel the drive-through cabin very strongly, after that they start screaming in pain!My hand! It had never hurted so much! Take this you lead-stamped jerk!The Jenkins kick the drive-through cabin, the same pain show is manifestated but this time grabbing the foot instead of the hand This place is cursed! Let's leave Lester! Enjoy the meal Fernando because it will be your last! Mwahahaha!The Jenkins start leaping trying to abandon the scene... but again they slip on the puke, and fall onto the bushes.
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