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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jun 1, 2008 9:10:29 GMT -5
Shiny Toy Guns' Le Disko marks the path for the current Global Warfare Champion, Chris Calloway. The (Self-Proclaimed) World's Sexiest man makes his way to the ring, being accompanied by his newest manager, the astonishing polish-american babe, Regina.
Ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome the current GCW Global Warfare Champion... "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway!
Chris and Regina enter the ring as Chris snatches the mic away from the ring announcer and scolds him
You forgot.. Being accompanied by the sexiest polish-american babe Regina Pudz... Puke... Puts.... REGINA that does it! Hit the bricks sleazeball, you aren't worth my time!
the ring announcer leaves as Regina removes Chris' robe, exposing his sexy body sorrounded by the GWF title. Chris then adresses the fans
Welcome to Chez Calloway's!
crowd boos
Thank you, thank you for this awesome warm welcome! Anyways let's cut the chase, I've I done my appearance here and I took my robe off, is because tonight I feel like wrestling. Showing to all of you why this blonde babe and this goldy title are in the place they should be.
I know what you will say, I don't need to prove anything, but hey if I don't do something, Miss Bloom will take this goldy title outta my waist and that would be a shame!
Chris laughs for a while
So in order to keep this shiny belt around my waist, I've decided I am gonna do something about it. I am laying an open challenge for tonight. So whatever pathetic puke wants to come in and say that he wants my title, he'll have to face me tonight! But I forgot to say, Non-Title match, C. Cal only puts his belt on the line when it's worth it, and you guys in the drafters and the ones watching at home are definitely non-worthy at all!
Regina, say it right!
Chris handles the mic to his trusty manager
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Regina
GCW Supporting Cast
Chris Calloway's Manager
Polish-American Babe
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Post by Regina on Jun 1, 2008 9:14:11 GMT -5
Regina grabs the mic as she adresses the crowd.
What my client said is true, no title defense tonight. We aren't that dumb, we don't want to risk that soon what cost him so much to earn! Because quite frankly I think that your boos spoke for yourselves, you don't show respect for my client, you don't get title match!
crowd boos aswell
But we are gonna make this fair and square. Chris if your challenger beats you... Pfft what a chance. He'll get a title shot at Scars & Stripes. But only and IF only he beats you.... What makes me guess that at the PPV you'll still be without any contender that's worth his money.
Regina lowers the mic as both hotties wait for competition
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Post by tv on Jun 2, 2008 19:50:44 GMT -5
As this new annoying manager of Calloway finishes, Walk hits the pa, and the fans erupt for the master of pain. And as expected, Montis makes his way out, signature stage motion and pyro, leather jacket and what looks like a new wrestling attire. As he walks to the ring, Montis points at the GW title in Calloway's posetion, and then points at himself. After he climbs in the ring and grabs a mic, Montis walks up to "C-Cal" and raises the mic.
[glow=red,2,300]Well, isn't this a familiar sight, me and you, face to face, the only diference this time is that belt, and your little manager over here. And before you tell me that I don't deserve this shot, well I waited about five minutes, and not one GCW star was smart enough to come on out here and accept this challenge. So I said to myself "If nobody wants a shot at that belt, and at beating the shit out of you, well then, it looks like I get to prove that your win over me was BS". And what's this I hear about you "earning" that belt? Well if I'm not mistaken, it was Bordeux who KO'd that kid with a slap. Which earned you a shot at the belt, so if you're gonna say you earned something, make sure you actually did "EARN" it.[/glow]
Montis waits for Calloway to reply with some smug comment.
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jun 3, 2008 8:18:03 GMT -5
Chris rises an eyebrow as he looks at this possible contender as he rises the micWho in the blue hell are you?Chris then slaps his forehead as he remembered somethingOh wait, I know you. You are that pighead who I defeated a long time ago when I was asking for contenders. Does that lose still itch you? Boy ain't I good?
And don't try to take away my credit, Jean and I worked as a team, we both wanted victory and we got it, and after that. I earned a victory from him, crushing all his hopes to become the Global Warfare Champion...
Monte don't get offended but Jean hits harder than you do. And if you think this time you'll turn the tables... Bang your head against the table boy-o because the sexiest man on Earth will give you a lesson in what you do worst...
Wrestling!Chris laughs as he flexes his muscles for the delight of the females (and some of the males too! )
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Regina
GCW Supporting Cast
Chris Calloway's Manager
Polish-American Babe
Posts: 25
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Post by Regina on Jun 3, 2008 8:21:26 GMT -5
Regina laughs at this possible contender
Chris here earned everything he has right now, he earned this belt, he earned his manager...
Regina then gets in front of Chris and fondles his muscles as she takes away his belt
And you just earned an ass kicking!
Regina then handles the belt to the ring announcer as she and Chris wait for an answer...
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Post by tv on Jun 4, 2008 17:47:55 GMT -5
Montis looks over at Calloway's manager and raises the mic...
[glow=red,2,300]Wait... Who are you? I know your this douchebag's manager, but I hav never seen you around here before. And yet your threatening ME?! That's kind of F'd up if I do say so myself.[/glow]
As Montis looks on puzzeled, he then redirects his attention towards Calloway...
[glow=red,2,300]Now, back on to you, first off, my name is Montis...montIS, not Monte. Okay?!....Good. Secondly, I admit, I am not THE best wrestler here in GCW, but I'm damn sure better than you. I mean all you do is run around in pink underwear, telling everyone how great you are. Yet when you're in the ring, I dont see any great "wrestling". I see a man who thinks he's god's gift to women hit an over hyped clothesline, and somehow get the 1,2,3...So if you're ready to get this damn thing started, we can finally give these fans what they want to see...Some pro wrestling.[/glow]
Fans cheer on Montis's eagerness to kick Calloway's ass.
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Regina
GCW Supporting Cast
Chris Calloway's Manager
Polish-American Babe
Posts: 25
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Post by Regina on Jun 5, 2008 8:14:19 GMT -5
Regina rises one of her sexy eyebrows
My name is Regina Pudzyanowski, and to you Monte, I am Miss Pudzyanowski.
You really sound confident, and you even have the audacity to doubt my client's skills? Excuse me but if he was half as dumb as you said, he wouldn't have hired me, and would have keep defending his gold with no direction to anyone who told him... "I want a challenge" Pretty much like you would do, Monte.
I am his filter, the woman who says he should face and he shouldn't face. And definitely Monte you don't suppose any threat... So that's why I allowed Chris to face you, beat you to a bloody plump and give an example to each and everyone of this roster of how strong, skilled and great a guided Chris Calloway can be!
Regina smiles as he waits for his client's awesome answer
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jun 5, 2008 8:30:07 GMT -5
Chris arches his eyebrow at this guy
Is it my fault that all the shady ladies, can't get enough of their epitome of sexiness? I ain't gonna let a nothin' but zero guy like you to say that I got no skills.
My wrestling is great you tart, it got me a shiny gold belt, and what did your so-called superior skills got you? A clothesline given by me, and a pinfall scored in my corner. You better than me? That's a good one...
Well Monte fasten your seatbelt 'cause you are gonna take a ride in my private roller coaster where I am gonna send you after I clothesline your sorry ass again.
Chris drops the mic and handles the belt to the referee. Regina joins commentary as Chris waits for a final answer.
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