Post by sally on May 27, 2008 16:04:22 GMT -5
"Crybaby" Sally:
Full Name: Sally Smith
Height: 5'3"
Weight: T-T
Career Accomplishments: Voted most likely to die of dehydration at high school.
Theme song: An old Shannon Moore theme.
Biography:
Many words (and many tears) can describe Sally. But if we have to use one, let's use her nickname, the very word the describes what Sally is all about, being a crybaby.
Since she was born, Sally started crying and she wasn't taught how to stop, much to everyone's dismay (except her eternally patient sister Kelly. Stupidsexykelly.)
Sally grew up crying happily in her neighborhood of Lowell, Mass, however she always felt she was in the shadow of her big sister, Kelly, who innocently tried to make amends with Sally, making her more jealous in the process. Kelly was her parents' favorite daughter, since Kelly almost never cried, was kind and nice with everyone and got excellent marks, while Sally got only mediocre (at-best) marks. Another thing that made her even more jealous was that the beautiful Kelly got almost every boy in university while Sally was stuck dating nerds, geeks and oddballs (pretty much like her, because a lady that can't stop crying isn't very normal. Though, Sally would say otherwise.)
However Kelly dated them looking rather bored, which made Sally more angry, since she saw Kelly turning down dates with her school girl crushes with relative ease.
At age 16, Kelly went to a university, Sally smiled thinking she got the easy path to date hotties, but her hopes were soon crushed with the short arrival of another menacing woman, the simply marvelous Sarah Dixon.
Embittered with the world that was unable to understand her (mostly because she cried when she spoke), Sally soon flunked her studies and her parents soon kicked her into being a papergirl. Which she did until she was 18. After Kelly came back, she was behaving rather oddly, Kelly did lots of suspicious things, and a malice-filled Sally decided to investigate that, until she saw what she thought was the horrible truth:
Kelly liked kissing with other women....Kelly was homosexual!
Sally saw here the opportunity to knock Kelly off the "perfect" stool her parents had put her, and she decided to act. Sally started giving subtle hints about Kelly's sexual orientation whenever both sisters were with her parents. Kelly actually felt embarrassed about that, since she was very afraid of upsetting her parents
Sally cornered Kelly, and told her to confess or she'd reveal that, a crying Kelly said why Sally was being so mean with her. Sally (for the first time ever) smiled and said that Kelly should come out of the closet, because Kelly would feel better. A sobbing Kelly eventually confessed without realizing Sally's evil intentions.
However all this backfired! Kelly's parents felt very proud of their daughter's braveness, Kelly was congratulated for coming out of the closet, Kelly thanked Sally for having given her the courage to come out of the closet which made Sally cry even more.
Tired of being a papergirl, Sally decided to pursue a career into something that would make her very popular, and seeing that Kelly's girlfriend, Christina Dixon was a successful wrestler, Sally wanted to take profit on that to abuse Kelly's natural born kindness.
Sally went to live with Kelly and Christina and asked (if not forced) Christina Dixon to train her. Christina initially refused but Sally's tears convinced Kelly, so after weeks and weeks of Kelly insisting Christina (when they woke up, during breakfast, while they watched TV, while they where in the Disco, even while they were making love O_O!) Christina, because she loves Kelly to death, she finally gave up and accepted....
Which made Sally cry, but this time in a positive manner! :D
Full Name: Sally Smith
Height: 5'3"
Weight: T-T
Career Accomplishments: Voted most likely to die of dehydration at high school.
Theme song: An old Shannon Moore theme.
Biography:
Many words (and many tears) can describe Sally. But if we have to use one, let's use her nickname, the very word the describes what Sally is all about, being a crybaby.
Since she was born, Sally started crying and she wasn't taught how to stop, much to everyone's dismay (except her eternally patient sister Kelly. Stupidsexykelly.)
Sally grew up crying happily in her neighborhood of Lowell, Mass, however she always felt she was in the shadow of her big sister, Kelly, who innocently tried to make amends with Sally, making her more jealous in the process. Kelly was her parents' favorite daughter, since Kelly almost never cried, was kind and nice with everyone and got excellent marks, while Sally got only mediocre (at-best) marks. Another thing that made her even more jealous was that the beautiful Kelly got almost every boy in university while Sally was stuck dating nerds, geeks and oddballs (pretty much like her, because a lady that can't stop crying isn't very normal. Though, Sally would say otherwise.)
However Kelly dated them looking rather bored, which made Sally more angry, since she saw Kelly turning down dates with her school girl crushes with relative ease.
At age 16, Kelly went to a university, Sally smiled thinking she got the easy path to date hotties, but her hopes were soon crushed with the short arrival of another menacing woman, the simply marvelous Sarah Dixon.
Embittered with the world that was unable to understand her (mostly because she cried when she spoke), Sally soon flunked her studies and her parents soon kicked her into being a papergirl. Which she did until she was 18. After Kelly came back, she was behaving rather oddly, Kelly did lots of suspicious things, and a malice-filled Sally decided to investigate that, until she saw what she thought was the horrible truth:
Kelly liked kissing with other women....Kelly was homosexual!
Sally saw here the opportunity to knock Kelly off the "perfect" stool her parents had put her, and she decided to act. Sally started giving subtle hints about Kelly's sexual orientation whenever both sisters were with her parents. Kelly actually felt embarrassed about that, since she was very afraid of upsetting her parents
Sally cornered Kelly, and told her to confess or she'd reveal that, a crying Kelly said why Sally was being so mean with her. Sally (for the first time ever) smiled and said that Kelly should come out of the closet, because Kelly would feel better. A sobbing Kelly eventually confessed without realizing Sally's evil intentions.
However all this backfired! Kelly's parents felt very proud of their daughter's braveness, Kelly was congratulated for coming out of the closet, Kelly thanked Sally for having given her the courage to come out of the closet which made Sally cry even more.
Tired of being a papergirl, Sally decided to pursue a career into something that would make her very popular, and seeing that Kelly's girlfriend, Christina Dixon was a successful wrestler, Sally wanted to take profit on that to abuse Kelly's natural born kindness.
Sally went to live with Kelly and Christina and asked (if not forced) Christina Dixon to train her. Christina initially refused but Sally's tears convinced Kelly, so after weeks and weeks of Kelly insisting Christina (when they woke up, during breakfast, while they watched TV, while they where in the Disco, even while they were making love O_O!) Christina, because she loves Kelly to death, she finally gave up and accepted....
Which made Sally cry, but this time in a positive manner! :D