Kiss ... my ... Ass (o2 Kiss)

[Ashley Raimond]

Just after the last match has ended and both participates that where part of the match have left the ring, the entrance music from Ashley Raimond hits the PA system. The young woman from Boston appears on the top of the entrance stage … she is wearing a long robe … ala Rick Flair would wear it, just not so gay looking as that one that the old man is using. With a confident smile on her face and a microphone in her hand she walks down the entrance ramp … only to enter the ring a short time later. Raising the microphone up to her mouth she starts to speak.

Cut the music … cut the music.

Her entrance music stops to play just after she has spoken out the words and made the cut throat sign with her free hand.

Listen up your morons…

Listen carefully cause after tonight … after I took care of this punk Kiss … I am going straight forward to take that back home that should have been mine since the day I have joined GCW. I will take back my championship … I am taking the Top Debutante title back home to Boston. No matter who will win the title match of this evening … just let me tell you … the winner of this contest one thing. I am coming to take the title away from you.

I will destroy your body, break your spirit and then … I will stand tall over you, the hand raised high in the air, while the Top Debutante title is wrapped around my waist. And you know why this will happen? … Because I am better then you … future champ … I am better then you, I am better then the whole Debutante roster here in GCW … Hell I am better then the Continental champion. That is a fact, the way it is.

But this lays of course in the future and the more important thing at hand is of course the here and now. Or better said the upcoming beatdown that this punk named Kiss my Ass is going to receive on my hands. This fool had the guts to challenge me to a match here tonight at Danger Zone … I am not sure what is going on in her mind to lay out such a challenge … to somebody like me as the result can only be one thing … totally destruction. And that is what awaits you tonight Kiss… that is your future … this is …

But before Ashley could say more she was interrupted by the music from …

[Kiss Wilmington]

... Kiss Wilmington Out appears the sexy British Playmate, carrying a mic and looking arrogantly at Ashley. She brings the mic to her sexy british lips as she adresses her rival

Please everyone clap for Ashley, she just won the prize to "Lamest Pun in the 2008"... Kiss My Ass, wow Ashley did you thought that for yourself? Because it's such a progress that a dumb U.S.A blond like you can even think, just amazes me. Really.

Kiss gets in the ring and looks at Ashley

Last time I saw you, you were all sticky and naked. If I was lesbian I'd say that did my day, but since I am not and I am a Playmate I can't just stop gasping at such disgusting scene, your 5 cents body all covered with Slurpee. Yikes! That's a redneck's dream, but not what a classy girl like me should see.

That brings me to the following, I want you in a N.i.N rules match, so you can take a look at a real sexy body. This time you won't be facing a Japanese bowl of rice with no boobs. This time you'll be facing "Miss Playboy TV UK 2007" And be sure that those you call morons, they will be the ones cheering for me, after I am done with your scurry, pathetic, little ass.

catchphrase commin'!

And these are my two cents.... Bitch

[Ashley Raimond]

And it doesn’t matter what your freaking two cents are ... Bitch.

A smirk appears on Ashley’s face, but as fast as it has appeared, it disappears as well.

And nobody cares here in America if you have been the “Miss Playboy TV UK 2007” … as nobody of us Americans is even reading … or looking at some shit that comes from the UK … things like the UK Playboy … UK Music … UK Playmates … UK Wannabe Wrestler … And of course you as well Kiss.
We don’t need shit like this, nor do we want to see shit like that. So it is quite obvious that your time, your 5 minutes of fame are over Kiss … cause tonight you will face of the soon to be … NEW Top Debutante here in GCW. Today you will witness what the champ … is capable off … and believe me when I say this … you will need to visit your plastic chiroge again when I am finished with you … to fix you up.

One thing is clear … and always will be clear for me … for the fans … for the wrestler in the back … you are nothing. Just a poor … hell I know it is not common to use this word on TV … but you are nothing more then just a jobber … and that is the way it is … BITCH.

[Kiss Wilmington]

Kiss faking being shocked brings her left hand to her cheek

Oh Ashley, how misinformed you are, if you don't see UK things in your trailer park, doesn't mean that America doesn't have UK things, and I can tell you they have. Girl your ignorance is so big it could fill the whole stadium, I have posed for american Playboy aswell, and so far I ain't got any rejects from anyone

Put all your insults in your pipe and smoke them, girl. You know nothing about wrestling and nothing about Playboy And sorry to say, but you are a little misguided here, it's me giving you 5 minutes of fame, not otherwise, because besides having the most potty mouth in GCW you have done nothing girl, NOTHING. If you were that good wouldn't you be carrying the belt right now? Pfft. You are an assclown.

Spare me your next curse words parade, you dumb redneck, what I wanna hear is a yes or no. N.i.N rules match, right here tonight. on Danger Zone, the woman who'll be soon billed from Parts Unknown, because Boston will be too ashamed to recognize her as a Bostonian, versus The Sexiest Woman in England and soon to be the most succesful wrestler from England. Kiss "Naked Is Even More Nice" Wil-Ming-Ton.

Oh and if you want to see a "jobber" look yourself in the mirror and you'll see one... bitch

Kiss poses sluttily for the fans as she waits for a reply

[Ashley Raimond]

I am only seeing the next Top Debutante Champion in the mirror, when I take a look into it. I may want to add one hell of a future champion as well … I mean I got all that what you are looking to be … that you try to be. I am tall, I have breasts, a nice ass … legs from which men are dreaming from each and every night … I am the total package … something you can just dream to be.

Beside all the big words that you are throwing at me … and which are coming out of your mouth … most if it is just hot air, not more … not less. I really don’t care what you have done thus far … I only know what you have done and this was not much … You are just losing match after match … ok I give you credit for the victory over me in a triple threat match … but that was just pure luck and didn’t had anything to with skills. You can’t beat me one on one and tonight you will witness that this are not just empty words from my side … tonight you are fighting against a wrestling machine … with the body of a godness ….

With that last word she opens her robe and let it slide down to the ground. Standing in front of the crowd, Kiss and the TV cameras in all her naked glory … Ashley just shows of a cocky smile while she throws some sexy poses for the fans.

Tonight … you will go down. You match has been accepted and believe me … last week was a one time lose in this match type. Tonight is different, tonight you are going to be the loser of this match … Better prepare for your match Kiss … cause I am.