Hey Jackey Boy(Global Warfare)

[Scott Manor]

Deify plays over the PA as Maniac comes out doing some crotch chops. He does everything he can to get the crowd fired up. He doesn't care whether they're boos or not. He makes his way down to the ring eventually, and grabs a mic.

Alright now that we got the whole "I'm back" garbage out of the way, with Boston being my first victim, let's get down to business. Now I know this is going to be a bit long, but bear with me. This has to be said for every jackass to hear.

I hear constantly about Brent Starr, Lionheart, Avenger, Genesis, and others. I hear how they won this title or that title. I hear about their past accomplishments and some of the ones they made recently. Honestly, I hear people talk about them all the time and I can see why. They're usually seen around the main event spots and that's what people talk about.

What people don't talk about is how big their damn egos are. "I'm the King of Controversy", "I'm the franchise", "I'm the Pawndozer" or however the hell it's pronounced, "I'm Chris Lionheart". Well before I get down to why I"m here, I've stepped into the ring with all four of them and I've beaten them all except one at one point or another so they're no where near untouchable. And I'll prove it all again in due time.

Maniac lowers the mic for a second before continueing.

But for now, I need Jack McArthur, our current Global Warfare Champion to come out. Now folks, I hear he's a bit shy so try to be a little quite so as not to startle him. I don't want to win this title by forfeit afterall. Hell, can we please have his music play now maybe that'll help him come out.

Suddenly, "Man I Feel Like A Woman" plays over the PA as Maniac continues to smirk and waits to see if he'll come out to this music, his own, or not show his face at all.

[Scott Manor]

The music stops and Maniac raises his mic.

Is GCW full of people who don't feel like showing up for an event? I mean first we had Mayhem where Amy showed up late and now a champion of GCW. Why the hell hasn't someone taken the title from this jackass yet? Jack. I'm not gonna beg or plead for you to grace me with your presence. I'm going to tell you, if you don't show up for this PPV answering my challenge, then come Mayhem, I'm going to come looking for you. So for one final time. Will the man who feels like a woman, Jack McArther get his pathetic ass out here and do so without being a jackass.

Maniac lowers the mic as the crowd waits for Jack to come out. While he waits the crowd starts chanting "jackass".

[Jack McArthur]

Pathetic? Jackass? Where has Maniac been hiding. In the shadow of VWE? Probably. " Runnin' Wild " by Airbourne started to play, as Jack appeared out onto the stage area. Jack did the same old stuff he does when going into the ring. Drinking beer, smashing the can against the head, and raising his favourite weapon above his head. He would do anything to please the crowd.

Jack slid into the ring before he collected his own microphone.

" Well well isn't it Maniac barking up my tree. Now what do ya' want? A title shot? "

[Scott Manor]

Maniac gets a dumbfounded look on his face. Jack actually finally showed up and that was all he said. What was the world coming to these days?

You're kidding right? That's the best you can do? Come out here going "Me Kong! Me Smash!" and then smash something on your head? If you honestly have to ask why I'm out here then stop smashing stuff over your head.

See I'm not out here for just a title. Hell I'm not out here to save these fans from you, although that is a plus. I'm out here to help you. See I know you're itching to pull a disappearing act. I mean if you're known for anything it's those. So I'm going to take the title away from you so you can do just that. You can then disappear and resume seeing how many beer cans and sticks you can fit up your ass. The best part is you can go down swinging since it really won't matter unless luck and karma team up to be the mega ultra super bitch and all that.

[Jack McArthur]

" Maniac, you're like the rest of the people in the backstage area. You're blind. Many people have stood face to face with me and said the same words as you. ' I'm gonna' take the title away from you ', and each time l send them packing empty handed. I am not the old pushover you knew in TBN anymore. I am a feared man now. I am a living weapon. I am a champion. "

Jack stood face to face, toe to toe with Scott

" Open your ears and listen closely, blind boy. You want a title shot, you got it. Ohh and don't worry. You might as well keep that so called 'mega ultra super bitch and all that' cause you will need it. "

Jack dropped the microphone as " Runnin' Wild " started to play over the P.A System once more. He gave Scott a smile before, he exited the ring, and into the backstage area.

[Scott Manor]

Maniac raises the mic as Jack makes his way to the back.

What the hell?! That's it?! Why the hell haven't you been stripped of that title?! I'll take listening to Genesis call himself The King of Controversy fifty times in a row to a pathetic speech like that. If you still hold that title after tonight, each week someone doesn't step up to challenge for that title, I'll step up. One way or another that title is coming off of you even if I'm not the one who takes it.

Maniac drops the mic as Deify plays and Maniac makes his exit towards the crowd. Leave any fighting between him and Jack for the match.