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[<~The Shooting Starr~>]

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AKA
STARR'D Inc.

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Hi, I'm Brent Starr, lead man, spokesperson, chairman, main representative and C.E.O of Starr'd Inc.

Today marks the first of many lessons for the world of professional wrestling in how to be original, get yourself over and not have to rely on other people.

Todays Lesson: Your Gimmick

Don't dress like a super hero
Don't pretend to be a super hero
Don't act like you have special powers
Don't pretend you have special powers
Don't lead the world on like your elite super special powers mean something, when infact, they don't even exist.
Don't make up false information to beef up your reputation
Don't send look alike clones to do the job for you
Don't talk down the higher calibre talent

and most of all

Don't pretend what you say or do to someone else in one town, cannot be seen or passed along and told to someone in another town.

P.S Blogs aren't Gay, people who are too far in the past to realize the world is a different place with new technology and refuse to accept the high tech world of communicational devices, such as, the internet, instant messengers, cell phones, video phones and the like... Those people are gay!

So in closing, if you think your some sort of super hero, dress like a super hero and play super hero all the time... you belong in DC comics, not the same ring or wrestling company that I work for.

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Todays not-so-subtle hint of LOL@THEM, learn from their mistakes is:
"...and they say they don't want to copy another person or companies ideas, yet their they are, ripping off every last one of them."
---Fed wide catastrophe which includes the entire company needing to fight elite fighters for some reward.
---An awards show idea tossed out there, being sold as a non responsive show, just awards handed out now becoming a full blown, thank the world for your award now, show.
---A roster consisting of ripoffs and unoriginal talent who don't know the first thing about being original, whether it's their name, their gimmick, their look, the way they act or their own personal sayings, including merchandised shirts with logos.

[<~The Shooting Starr~>]

And welcome to lesson 2! If your not up to date with whats exactly going on, flip this tape to side 2 and turn the volume right up.




If your one of the many who were stupid enough to actually think this was a tape and tried to flip it, take the next flight out of Chicago and head for MSG, you'll be a stand out contributor to their asinine collection of talent.

OBJECTION

Over ruled! I demand ORDER in my court! I said ORDER in MY court. I will have the bailiff remove you and your dastardly dumbass's from my court at my will, and frankly, alot of you are in contempt already.

Now, as I was getting to, I give you...

EXHIBIT B - Your promo skills

It pleases me to see so many fine, young talents take up the art of mass pwnage and try to regurgitate my lines, with the only differences being the target names, and inserting your own witty catch phrases. I say it pleases me because, it makes the line up of potential victims increase daily, and believe me, if your worth a damn, I'll get to you.

When it comes to your promo, whether it be in ring, in the back, at the track, at your home, at a casino, from your car or with your lips planted firmly to your bosses ass so badly, that somehow your granted elite uber lvl 1083 clearance of breaking your own rules, there are many do's and don'ts

DO come prepared to go toe to toe with the best, even if your target needs a speak n spell to write their rebuttles
DO make sure you've thought everything out beforehand. An unprepared promo does more damage to yourself and your credability then a loss.
DO read a dictionary some time in your life. I hate hearing people mispronounce words, stutter, stall and try make up insults, or words, on the fly.
DO make sure your not biting off more then you can chew. Even superman has an off day, and your all no supermen, despite your marvel superhero costumes and super powers you still claim to have.
DO for the love of god, show some respect to someone higher then you on the totem pole of success. Pronounce their name right atleat once. Misprouncing it or rhyming it with someone other derogatory word makes you look young, dumb, immature and like you need to go to MSG for work, changing your name to someone elses from a developmental league or something.


DON'T chase someone down when they've answered your challenge and left the area. Your not desperate are you? There's other times to catch them.
DON'T live in the past. Last year is fine, but 4 years ago is too far. Get a life, get a makeover, get a new job and it will please the court if you don't refer to yourself as a derogatory name aswell.
DON'T look for the biggest name in a company when you first arrive, or first get promoted to the major leagues. It's one thing if it's your trainer, friend or ally, it's another if your a bottom rung, coat tail riding nobody looking for a fluke win to coast on for the rest of your career. I call that, riding the D-Train loserville population NO GIMMICK.
DON'T step on superman's cape, insult a mans girl or drag personal feelings into your initial challenge, just to get a rise and acceptance. If someone was to insult my girlfriend on live tv, I'm coming to break their shins in backwards for being ignorant, not to accept their challenge, because..well how can they wrestle me with two broken legs that will never heal right... EVER.

last but not lease

DON'T try to be me, or outdo me. You can't. No matter how hard you try or promote yourself as the bigger better version of me. Your not me, you'll never be me and you'll never measure up to me. I am the original secret formula of PWN. The rest of you are no name brands with chemicals inside yourselves that kill ratings. That includes self proclaimed "Greatest heels ever" and their assjabbing friends who back them.

Your not the greatest heel, your a carbon copy, straight from the book, line for line, direct formulated, manufactured, cookie cutter TV HEEL! That does not make you a MONSTER HEEL, or the worlds GREATEST HEEL. Cause your not, you just play one on TV.
Comprende?

When you cut off your entire family from your life, when you speak the truth, the way it is, not the way it is with sugar coating. Then you are 1% REAL HEEL. Attain the heights I've attained with no help, no interference, no "buddy or daddy" on the board of directors who can slip you a title shot. I earned my way up the ladder. I fought the best, beat the best, pwnt the best and compiled DVD's of matches where I prove I am the best.. true to life, born and bred, from the time I'm born till the time I'm dead
100%
TRUE TO LIFE HEEL!

Unscripted, uncensored, uncut under-rated!

Lesson taught!
Lesson learned?

Thank god I got familiar faces around here now aswell as an ownership regime that can retain order amongst the entire roster and run a company without resorting to favortism or ripping off the competition. They compete on their own grounds, their own merits and their own ideas. THAT IS COMPETITION! You can't compete against a company using the same ideas.. thats just being a douche bag copycat wearing a mask of guilt sitting behind a cluttered desk of other peoples hard work, blood, sweat and in some cases, tears.

Lesson 3 will come soon!


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Todays not-so-subtle hint of LOL@THEM, learn from their mistakes is:
"Who the hell tries to win a last man standing match with a bridged northern lights suplex, holding the pin? HELLO ARE YA NEW?"

[<~The Shooting Starr~>]

IT'S BRENT STARR BITCHES!!!

Lesson 3 students..
DON'T PULL YOUR PUNCH

I've noticed it everywhere I go, ok maybe not everywhere I go, just the city I suppose, but, some people just don't know how to interact properly in a social situation and setting.

I.E

You've lost your match against, say, Lilith. This upsets you and a part of your actual gimmick is to just be a total jackass and make up shit off the top of your head, trying to grasp at straws, to find an excuse for why you lost. My advice? Suck it up, admit you lost and demand a rematch if you believe you can win.

This can also be taken in a litteral sense from an owners standpoint when they have themselves a piece of shit talent, if you can call it that, which serves no purpose but to be there for "an edge" and cause laughs amongst it's staff and higher ups. And yes, I'm going there without the handcuffs on, because there are no repercussions coming at me now that my damn leash is off.

I could sit and throw 5 exclamation marks on my name to make it sound more important, but my resume and promos already do that for me. I could steal my name from a real life counter part and expect for it to pass by everyones eyes aswell, but I'm not an idiot, giving oral sex to a bong for a living, I know my peers follow this sport aswell as, as much as, and as closely as I. So it comes as no surprise that when good old Sylas Styles got too much attention when he inserted himself into a fight rather then waiting for joe blow talent #4 who apparently isn't sharing the same brain as 10 other wrestlers apparently, that a "bitch" is released to apparently try to "get under his skin". And why? Because Sylas is a proven talent, a team player and is willing to put over your generic looking jobbers, your steroid junkies and help skyrocket your number 2 or 3 heel in waiting.

A direct assault from an owner? Condoned by it's staff? Oh noes, what ever shall he do. Easy answer. Leave, take away his name from your list and obey your rules of disregarding what happens elsewhere, so, that part of his career, doesn't exist. 1 righted, quoted, used, abused and stuffed back in your pipe for you to smoke it.

Now I, being a very close friend of Sylas, didn't appreciate the mistreatment, yes mistreatment, I'll say it again, MISTREATMENT of someone of his calibre who was only trying to help. So, I take his place, I come out firing right? No.. no I don't. I go work with the #1 heel for a match or two. Then I work my way over to the owners favorite jaFAKEN, take my two losses and move on. I went out of my way to accept those losses, acknowledge my opponent was the better man on both occasions and move on to an old rival to close my career in that company. I lose that match, no big deal, I've beat that man twice, whats 1 loss right? He got the better of me, nuff said. Then I find another gimmick stolen, name stolen, character stolen afro puff in the crosshairs of the rival aswell.

3-way match time!

What do I do? I answer the challenge. I tell it like it is, speaking the honest to god truth, biting my tongue at the same time because I'm getting mass emails and instant messages from the feds bitch dog, who doesn't know when to quit, he's gotta bury his head even further up his ass I'm sure the megaphone is part of the colon to this day. So, I decide to toss the script aside. I stop playing neutral heel and go right into HEEL mode in it's full, true to life form.

I cut the fed down, it's stars down and by the time I'm done, I walk into a match I know I won't win, because let's face it. When it comes to multi man matches, I'm winless. I'm not an idiot, I knew going into the match I was going to lose. I could blame the ref or whoever else, but the truth of the matter is, I laid there and watched 1 man pin the other, and I walked away, free of harm, free of mind and the damage only being on my career.

I refused to resign because, well let's face it. You wanna test yourself against the elite right? So thats what I'm doing in Chicago, testing myself against the elite instead of copycat unoriginal pricks hiding behind walls who instead of dealing with me, or my friends themselves, send a druggie to do it for them, condoning it while telling me, they pleaded for the bitch to tone it down, which was a lie.

What really irks me the most is, I have friends within the place still who knew what was going on, but wouldn't say a single word to me to warn me they were egging me on to get a rise and reason to fire me. But I know now, and word spreads fast. So like a virus made by bill gates, my opinion and their dirty deeds and turncoated yellow bellied bitch acts will be known by those who still are on the respected list, of not just me, but millions around the world.



Was this a lesson? Yes! Don't pull your punch on Brent Starr or his friends, because while you think your getting the one up, your just losing lives on level 1 because your joysticks up your bosses ass, your eyes are locked on heights you can't reach and your thumbs are twiddling away trying to find ways to even the score. Fact of the matter is, even with a gameshark you can't beat my high score...

Learn to accept that, you might go somewhere with your guys instead of into the dumps and having to recruit from places nobodies ever heard of.

K Thanx, Bye BITCHES!

[<~The Shooting Starr~>]

Welcome back sheep.. todays lesson for the herd!

Listen to Lilith, obey Lilith, worship Lilith and eat at joes!

P.S - Incase you were wondering, yes I am rewriting the roughkuts book of heelism, in a better form, more thorough and better written and explained. This IS the book of PWN.. PAY ATTENTION!