A Wylde Interview Segment (Danger.Breed)

[PornStar]

{The purpose of these interviews is to serve as a backstage wrestling interview to hype up the upcoming seasons. Jason, of course will be his lovable (if you're sick) self, so be wary, and any guests I choose will be totally unplanned and out of the blue, so keep an eye on the thread titles. }

Announcer: And now, LIVE from the Global Championship Wrestling Tower overlooking the GOR-geous Lake Michigan....


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JASON!!!"

The camera pans on Jason, who pushes the play button on a boombox sitting next to him, allowing the canned cheers of a "Live" studio audience fill the cafe of the GCW Tower... why the cafe?

"Yes indeed it is true, Jailbait and Gentlemen... I, Jason "The Fat Chick Pointer Outer" Arielle HAVE returned to bring a hopefully LESS flame war starting interview LIVE, after an extensive editing process, of course, interview segment straight up from the buffet line of the GCW Cafe!"

Announcer: "But, Buck! They don't HAVE a buffet line in the GCW Cafe!"

Jason stares blankly at the camera for a second...

"That's BULL-S%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you KNOW one of my next guests will agree with me on that!!! I tell you what how in the F---"

Announcer: "And we'll be right back after this quick commercial announcement..."

Jason's Voice: "You ever see an idea floating around out there and thought it was so super-cool, that you wish it was yours?"

*nerdy voice* "Yeah..."

"Well, now it can be...

With....



Coming soon!

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"... I mean, seriously... just think about ALL the illegal immigrants we can give jobs by having that one buffet line..."

Announcer: "How about I just introduce our guests... SHIA AND ANGEL STORM!!!!!!!!!!"

"Um... can we edit out the "Fat Chick Pointer Outer" name?"

Announcer: "No we can't."

"Sweet..."

He awaits the arrival of his guests...[/center]

[Shia Storm]

A few seconds later, the lights flicker in the Cafe, and then turn off for like 8 seconds, and then back on, and Shia, and Angel are standing right next to the man known as Jason Arielle.

Thanks for the interview time Mr. Arielle. Always something to take into context when getting interviewed, and more people of what I, and my lady can bring.

Yeah. Um, lets begin shall we?

[PornStar]

"Kay... first thing though? Don't play with the lights. If I'm not naked before they go out... I sure as hell will be when they come back on. So think about that before you lose your wife to the long arm of PornStar...

Now... where were we. Oh... right...

So, Shia... you get pissed when I dubbed myself the Fat-Chick-Pointer-Outer and you had to watch yer wife on my TV screen back when we was all in Toronto?"

[Shia Storm]

Shia looks at Angel for a second, and then looks at Jason.

Well, Mr. Arielle, I wasn't what you call pissed, but more of the lines of laughing at you for your little "fat ass point out" thing. You see, Myself, and Angel have a different mindset. We understand that there isn't one damn person perfect in this world, and that does include what they look like, or what personality that they carry on.

It was more of Angel who was a little pissed at ya than me. You see, I don't think if the lights were off that she'd thinking about getting together with you for your liking, but hers of her own. I had to advise not to bring something that she was going to bring, and that'd be a hammer.

Now you are wondering why would she want to bring a hammer. Let's just say that she wants to give your "pride, and joy". Your um, thing that you say is bigger than everyone else is if you get my drift. Don't know how many times she would of hit your private part, but she'd of tried to make you into a woman if you get my drift.

[PornStar]

"Man, why you gotta play me like that? Besides, every one knows that beatin' my meat would be like beatin' a railroad spike... that thing's still gonna be deadly lethal no matter what you do to it...

But try later.

Right now I'm told I'm supposed to be doing some kinda job, instead of pointin' out how bad it is for a husband to be laughing at how huge his wife is. Ya ask me, that's future stuff you can use in court when you take him for every penny you think he's worth, but I digest...

Um...

kay, doin' my job....

Whatcha gon' be doin' in GC-dub?"

[Shia Storm]

What am I going to do in GCW?

He ponders the thought for a moment, and then speaks.

Well, what I plan on doing is take this company to new heights, and be one of the best solid talents that this company has. Not one of those stars who's just in for one title run, and then retire. Someone that will be around no matter, and be the bread winner you could say, and cleanse some of these lost souls out there that needs some ass kicking to get their in order.

There are some dudes out there, and who just breath one thing, and that's the World heavyweight title, and they have to quote that in phrase that they speak, and that's their only thought process even if the way that they do it be bad for the company, and don't know how damn toes they stand on.

Bitches like those just thrive me to kick their head in, and set their head on straight, and make them learn some damn respect!

I am also not saying that I don't think about winning some titles myself, but I do understand that not everyone in the world will get one, or not everyone will get a chance all at one time.

One that I have learned is that you have got to have patience, and when it is your damn time to be in the spotlight, you fuckin' take it!

To add on what Shia said. On my side of things, I am looking to come into this company, and turn this company upside down! What I mean is I plan to go through every damn female where I respect them or they respect me. My goal isn't to become friends, but if that happens, it does. Is to work my way up, and be your first women's champion, and top female in, and outside of this ring. Some of these ladies I have never been in the same company with, and some I have been in with, but never had the pleasure of having a match with them, and there are some thatI have had the pleasure of either getting my ass kicked by them, and I own them one or I have kicked their ass. Basically you will see is an intesity from me, and my husband that is unmatched in that ring!

[PornStar]

Shia... Yer wife just like... made an example of herself for breathin' the first evar wimmens title... BEAT HER HEAD IN!!!! SHOW HER THE RESPECT!!!!"

Jason watches for the upcoming Jerry Springer moment... little does he know, he'll probably get PWNED back...

[Shia Storm]

Angel has about just lost it at this point. She is pissed as you can be, and she jumped towards Jason quickly as if she was a cheetah pouncing towards her prey, but Shia catches her just in time. It takes a moment to calm her down.

You son of a b*tch. I'll show you head beat in damnit!

Shia still restraining her until she finally calms down, and just stands there right to pounce again.

Okay, yeah that was interesting. So got anything else to ask us?

[PornStar]

"As a matter of fact I do..."

*adjusts tie*

"*ahem*, Angel, how do you expect to get over your obvious attitude problem to keep from losing your cool in the midst of competition that could ultimately cost you a match and or title?"

Jason was starting to love his job now...

[Shia Storm]

Angel just looks on with no emotion at this point, and just answers the question accordingly.

K, first off jerk off. I lost my cool over because of your stupid comments. Shit, bet if I beat your bloody head in that you'd be loosing your cool to, and as for your question. I have been thrown insults before no matter they have been, and I just took them, and turned them against my opponent, and became a victor. I kind of don't see how that will change here. Thing is that for some who loose their cool, and loose focus. My focus goes up when I feel the pressure per say, or someone tries to insult me, and get the better of me verbally which can't be done. I am a strong willed beautiful lady who doesn't get rattled by anyone when it comes to that ring no matter what you think, or any other jack off who thinks of himself as God's gift to women.

[PornStar]

"I am God's gift if he's possessed me with such a huge wang and un heard of stamina... but I digest...

Shia, you think your woman's putting on a front for me, a tough act even?"

[Shia Storm]

Nope. Not fronting, or tough act coming out of my girl Mr. Arielle. You see my girl who can't stand most men because she thinks of them as dogs, and would damn them to hell that instant if she could. If she didn't meet me, she'd of probably been a full-fledged lesbian as she's more into girls than man. Just a natural feeling she has, and will always will. Bottom line, if she does not like you, she will let you know it whether its you, or anyone else basically.

[PornStar]

"Inta girls, huh? How many threesomes you guys have? You have her bent over chowin' down on some other chick while yer playin' caboose? If you don't then yer gay and she should..."

His idiotic question gets cut off by some squealing in his earpiece...

[Shia Storm]

What goes on behind closed doors will stay behind closed doors. We aren't one these certain people who like to air out their dirty laundry to the anyone, an everyone. Next question?

[PornStar]

Jason hands over his card, winking...

"Next time it happens, gimme a call. We'll be rich... I'm tellin' ya, my WrestleBitchez video line is gonna be killer..."