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Post by asylum on Mar 25, 2008 15:57:27 GMT -5
The lights start to dim and then turned a dark red color. After a few seconds The Last Sunrise begins to play over head and out walks the man formerly known as Cerberus. He makes his way to the ring and rolls right in. He is met with a podium that is facing the stage. He walks behind it and gets ready to address the masses.Good evening everyone you all have the privilege of listening to the one known as Cyrus tonight. The reason I have come out here is because it seems that we have another Pay Per View upon us and it so far I don't see any good old fashion mayhem & chaos in its future. So I was thinking for awhile of what could fix this problem. What could bring pain, suffering, and mortal agony to this Pay Per View. And then it came to me, why not make an Extreme Elimination match? Its a great idea because of three reasons. Its simple, deadly, and it gives me the chance to beat people with out being thrown in jail for it. He paused for a moment to look around before going on.Now the rules for this match are easy to remember so even you fools in the back can understand them. Lets go over them shall we?
1.) Extreme rules apply
2.) Up to 6 people may enter into the match
3.) Everyone fight until there is only one person left standing
4.) Only those with the guts and aren't afraid of the sight of blood need apply.
So if you think you have what it takes to be in a match likes this then please make your way down to the ring and take a spot right here.
As he says that some lights turn on to reveal five black circles with red numbers on them. He laid the trap now lets see if he can catch some prey.
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Post by Jean Bordeux on Mar 26, 2008 14:28:57 GMT -5
It's Raining Men hits over the arena and Jean Bordeux comes walking onto the stage all gayly. Jean struts his way on down the ramp and then does his signature ring in for the fans. They cheer as he then taunts a bit more before getting a Mic. Jean speaks.
[glow=green,2,300]Extremes, yoos sayz? OHHHHHHZ zoes Jean zike surprisesssss. Zhats von of his favorites zings in ze entires vorld. Vut Jean, vell, hes alsos zikes VICK ZICKS AND HES CANS NOT ZIES.[/glow]
Fans laugh.
[glow=green,2,300]Jean alsoz zikes to VESTLE. Jean also zikes to VESTLE...VEN.[/glow]
No duh.
[glow=green,2,300]Vut Iz sees zhat yooz vants a six vay vattle voyale?[/glow]
Jean looks around.
[glow=green,2,300]Iz don'ts zee anyvones hehe, so I zinks justs to ve shoressss, ve should announce zis as a singles vatch unzess vore veeps decideds to shows ups. Iz hopes ze doos vecause...vell...IZ NEEDS SOME ACTIONS ME YOMZERS. MY HUSBANDS VUST BEINGS GAY SOMEVEHERES ELSE AND IZ NEEDS SOME ZICK!!!!!!!! Jean accepts this challenge mon ami.[/glow]
Jean waits for a response.
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Post by asylum on Mar 26, 2008 22:19:29 GMT -5
Cyrus looked on in shock and could only muster up one word, he spoke it into the podiums microphone.Wow... He quickly pulls away from the microphone and clears his throat then mumbles something under his breath so no one could hear.And people think I'm a freak... After looking around he came to the realization that this Jean guy was right. No one else was coming, this was it. He cleared his throat again and spoke into the microphone.Is this the best GCW could come up with in the hardcore division? A raging Homosexual? How very sad... Well seeing as how you're the only one to show up I guess you'll have to do... Cyrus looks very upset with the turn out for his little challenge. He raised one of his hands and snapped his fingers a second later the remaining lights shut off leaving only one still on.If you would be so kind as to step into the light we can get started with the new set of rules for our match at Ascension. Cyrus with one of his hands points to the only remaining spot light still on. He waits to see what Jean does next.
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Post by blaze on Mar 26, 2008 23:47:37 GMT -5
Before they can make anything official though, a familiar theme begins to play throughout the arena. 'Fake It' by Seether being what these fans hear. The lights begin to slowly dim as the fans allow their deafening boos to fill the arena.
With his trademark twisted smile gracing his face as he makes his way out on to the stage, we now see Blaze with a Mic already in hand. He considers striking his trademark 'Xtreme' pose, but hearing the fans reactions chooses not to. Instead, he nonchalantly makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring beneath the bottom rope. As he rises back to his feet, he now begins to speak...
"Though I hate to admit it...I must agree with Cerberus on one thing. It is sad when someone lays down an 'Xtreme' challenege....and as an opponent....the only person he gets...is an 'Xtremely' flamboyant male hooker....better known to the wrestling world as Jean."
The fans cheer for Jean. This only disappointing Blaze even more. Ever since he began his little losing streak he has become quite the um....jackass?...Yeah, that sounds about right.
"You see though Cerberus....The reason no one is coming out here...Is because you have no credit. So what if you lay down an extreme challenge? Who cares? Your pathetic and no one wants to waste their time on you....Lucky you though...the 'King of Xtreme' himself...yours truly...has nothing better to do this weekend than to defend his title of 'King of Xtreme'. So, here I am...Along with that little pansy Jean...here to accept your challenge."
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Post by asylum on Mar 27, 2008 3:52:48 GMT -5
A low grumble escapes Cyrus's lips as Blaze mentioned the other one's name. Ooo he hated that name, but when you're someone like "The King of Xtreme" you tend to get confused a lot from past chair shots to the head. You can't really blame the poor bastard for his I.Q. sinking faster than his career. After taking a few seconds to himself, he spoke into the mic.Well now not only do we have a queer willing to step up for GCW. Now we have a washed up emo, trying oh so hard to hang onto his past. You poor poor fool... I could care less about this precious "credit" you speak so highly of. And I'm pretty sure no one else does either... Well with the exception of these fuckwits out here watching. The crowd starts to boo as loud as they could at what Cyrus just called them. Then they started calling him an asshole, a freak and some other ones that should never be repeated.Yeah call me whatever the hell you please I'm still the one in here and you're the ones out there. Now back to the topic at hand. He snapped his fingers again and one of the previously lit spots reappeared. He then pointed with one of his hands at the spot as to offer it to his guest.We now have three people for this match. If you didn't hear the rules from before let me go over them again. Extreme rules apply, so really there are on rules. You can literally beat your opponents with everything but the kitchen sink. Hell you could even end up using the damn sink. I know I would. There are still three more spots left if anyone else are still willing to get there hands dirty. Are there anymore takers? Yes? No? If so come on out we'll just be talking until you show up. Cyrus was a little fed up with talking right now. All he wanted to do is beat people to a bloody mess. Is that so hard to ask for?
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