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Post by criskain on Mar 25, 2008 0:02:42 GMT -5
.:Kris is seen with a microphone in hand heading toward the entrance. he gets his music cued and then he makes his way to the ring. He slaps hands with a few fans and then slides in under the ropes and into the ring. His music fades out as he begins to speak:.
[glow=blue,2,300]Wassup everyone? Hope you are all having as much fun as me! Now, I have a proposition to make. I am calling out anyone willing to step between these ropes with me. Someone who will man up and fight a "rook" as I am called from time to time. But see the thing is, I not just some "rook", I have done great in all of my matches thus far and I plan on winning many more. So anyone who is man enough come out here and accept my challenge![/glow]
.:Kris waits for someone to coma and confront him:.
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Post by fmf on Mar 25, 2008 6:13:36 GMT -5
As all the fans watch the entrance ramp, Funkmaster, uncharacteristically, walks down to the ring. No dancing, no sunglasses, or white suspenders, Fro just walks down to the ring with a mic in hand. After getting in the ring, Fro walks up to Kain, puts his hand up to his forehead to show how much taller he was. Fro then raised the mic to his mouth...
Now I bet you expected me to dance on out here right? You expected me to lower a disco ball and dance in the ring, huh? Well guess what? I'm getting sick and tired of all these fans laughing at me, like some circus attraction. But ya know what bugs me the most? Loss after loss after loss!
Fans don't know how to react to this new attitude.
But I'm sure you don't care, hell I don't even know you! But there is a reason I'm telling ya this. I'm tellin ya, because tonight I'm taking out my aggression on YOU!
Fro then waited for a response from Kris Kain.
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Post by criskain on Mar 26, 2008 16:42:26 GMT -5
.:Kris watches as some familiar looking guy comes down to the ring and starts talking about something. Kris waits for him to finish and then speaks:.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hahahaha, I know why there laughing at you and why I'm laughing at you. I guess you haven't looked in a mirror lately, but your face and your hair just look plain ridiculous! Hey have I seen you somewhere before? Oh wait never mind, that guy was white and a boxer my bad. Hey you didn't try to copy him or anything did you? I wont tell anybody if you did.[/glow]
.:Kris turns and looks around at the fans who are laughing and turns back to "Fro":.
[glow=blue,2,300]There you go now you have something to be mad at me about instead of TRYING to take your aggression from some other match out on me. So what type of match are you into? I hope its not a funk dancing match because I'm not into that kinda crap![/glow]
.:Kris smiles and waits for a response from "Fro":.
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Post by fmf on Mar 26, 2008 19:20:39 GMT -5
Funkmaster looks around the arena at all the fans laughing while Kain talks. After looking around, Funk looks back at Kain, only to hear the tail end of his comments, "what type of match". Fro then raises his eyebrow and responds on the mic.
Oh what match you ask, well that's simple Mr.Kain. Since I'm feeling like I need to let out some pent up aggression, tonight me and you will enter... The House Of Funk!
Fans don't know how to react to this announcement, since they have never heard of a "House Of Funk match"...
Yes that's right, A House Of Funk Match, which essentially is anything goes, pins, submissions, KOs and anything you can swing.
Eventhough the fans aren't liking this new Funkmaster, they still cheer at the match type and stipulations, which basically there are none.
So Kris, will you enter The House Of Funk?...or will you woos out and scurry to the back? It's up to you, but let me warn you, this aint gonna be no walk in the park.
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Post by criskain on Mar 27, 2008 21:45:41 GMT -5
.:Kris makes a weird face as he hears what Fro has to say. "The House Of Funk" how gay was that:.
[glow=blue,2,300]Did you come up with that match type on your own? Oh wait you didn't, I call that a Hardcore match. But whatever YOU want to call it, your on! By the way "The House Of Funk" sounds like a dirty whore house or something, I would never "enter" it.[/glow]
.:Kris smiles and waits to see if Fro will say anything else:.
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