Post by Joe Bruiser on Mar 24, 2008 17:54:42 GMT -5
The camera comes on and you see Joe sitting down at a desk in what appears to be a classroom. Joe is seen wearing the same suit and glasses that he wore in the Caveman promos he has down of 187. On the what is now a MARKER Board is 6 pictures taped to the board. They appear to be pictures of...people. Joe looks up as the camera ascends towords him.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ahhhh good evening.[/glow]
Joe removes his glasses and gets up out of his seat.
[glow=blue,2,300]How is everyone doing this morning? Good good, I like to see that. Well, today class, we will be learning about 6 individuals. See........[/glow]
Joe points at the pictures as the camera spins to show an empty classroom.
[glow=blue,2,300]THESE Six individuals, you see class, these six individuals are going to be in a Money In The Bank Match at the GCW Ascension PPV. Today, we will learn about these six individuals. There character, there qualifications, there attitudes, or hell, we may even get into there personal life.[/glow]
Joe gets closer to the board and points at the first pic.
[glow=blue,2,300]Class, get out your notebooks and take notes on our first of six superstars, Veranica Styles. Now, I must say Veranica never had much style in ANYTHING. Her clothes, her attitude, her hair, hell even her Wrestling Style wasn't even STYLISH. But none the less, she has won many of her matches since showing up here at the GCW. Just look at that smile? Where is the Style in that, I ask you? All we ask for is a little STYLE when our picture is taking. When you look at someone in a picture, you see them. You see them doing and acting like THERE STYLE. When I look right into the face of this picture of Veranica Styles, I see NOTHING but an angry BITCH that needs some attention. Well, I must say my friends, she has received just that, ATTENTION. ATTENTION all Associates, would Veranica Styles please come to the front please, would Veranica Styles please come to the front please, you have fans just DYING to be with you. She won the Mayhem Championship, she is The Current Mayhem Title holder. That deserves you some attention right? She also beat out The Boston* and Lauren Blayze to earn her right into this MITB Matchup. Style? You say? We will see, but right now........[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and opens up one of his droors. He pulls out about 5 Tomatoes.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lets see what kind of Style this girl REALLY has.[/glow]
Joe walks to the back of the classroom and gets into his stance to begin throwing the maters at the picture of Veranica. He throws the first one and spins doing it.............
[glow=blue,2,300]POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.[/glow]
Joe throws the second one and under hands it.
[glow=blue,2,300]EWWWWWWWWWW now that one looked like it hurt.[/glow]
Joe throws the third one while jumping up and down.
[glow=blue,2,300]OH SNAP I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH FOR HER.[/glow]
Joe puts down the other two mater's and walks up to the picture of Veranica.
[glow=blue,2,300]DAMNNNNNNNN, I think she will have PLENTY of style now haha. At least I gave her a better HAIR STYLE *LMAO* Now I had STYLE when I threw those TOWmaters.[/glow]
Joe laughs as he turns back around to face the class.
[glow=blue,2,300]Next class, is Jack McArthur. Now, don't let this Aussie full you any. he has the heart of a Champion. Normally I wouldn't of said that about anyone, but you see, once he won The Hardcore Title he has yet to lose it. Challenger after Challenger after Challenger have stepped up and failed EVERY SINGLE TIME. Now that my friends, is the heart of a true Champion. But you know what else? Hardcore just happens to be his specialty. What do I mean? Well class, turn your attention towords the TV please.[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and grabs the remote and turns on the TV. He hits play and Jack's entrance begins to play. After a minute and a half, Joe turns off the TV.
[glow=blue,2,300]I see Beer, I see a Kendo Stick, I even see CRAZY when I watch that shit. CRAZY is more like his second name, INSANE is more like his middle name. Jack McAruthur, won't back down to anybody. He just recently had a Title Match against The Man *LMAO* and Brent Starr. Brent a LEGEND of the Wrestling World No Doubt. No not Gwen Stefani you men. I believe that he KO'd The Man in the match to retain his Title. DAMN, the guy can not only fight with Hardcore Weapons but can KO someone like it is nothing. Have you seen this man? A BIG MO FO he is. But you see haha, our Money In the Bank match, is only about one thing. The Money thats in the Bank. The Money in The Bank just happens to have a spot in the Final main Event at the end of the year. I believe Lessien has already earned a spot in there if I am not mistaken. Jack had to beat out 3 TOP GCW Superstars. Steel, The roid freak Bryan Columbain, and Jacob "MOTHER FUCKING" Cruise. if you look at him stat wise, he deserves to be in this MITB. So Jack..........[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and from behind his desk, he picks up...a 2X4.
[glow=blue,2,300]Is Hardcore how you like to play? Well in that case..........[/glow]
Joe all of the sudden begins to swing the 2X4 and hit the picture of Jack McArthur. He hits it about 15 times until the picture is cut and tore all to hell. Joe is gasping for some breath as he speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Well Jack, as you can tell I can fight that way to. Look me up on GCW.net and read my Biography. You will see that I once NEARLY killed a man back when I boxed. Just a short history, he pulled a cheap shot on me, I didn't like it, so I took a few back. Simple as that, but I do regret that now. Because he is now a Janitor at a High School, and has to take the bus to work every day. It's a shame but what you know.[/glow]
Joe stares down at the 2X4 for a second, he then tosses the 2X4 over in the corner. Joe walks back over to the board as he steps on Jacks Picture.
[glow=blue,2,300]Class, next up is a guy that has been around a few blocks or 6. MARK CROSS.[/glow]
Joe walks up and points at the picture of Mark.
[glow=blue,2,300]Mark Cross has seen ALOT in his life. I don't know the man all to well, but from what I do know it appears that he has worked his ass off to get to this point in his life. Unlike his brother Jason who is 5 times to smallMark didn't have to CHEAT to get this far. Mark had top beat out 2 other top guys in not just the GCW but the Wrestling World in General. Blaze, and Shia Storm. I got to see this match in person, I was in the press box watching it all. One HELL of a match it was. But Mark did come out on top BARELY. So class I ask you all, how much of a chance does Mark Cross have? You want to know how much?[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and picks up a CROSS that was lying on his desk.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hummmmmmm I wonder how much FAITH that CROSS has in the CROSS?[/glow]
Joe walks up to the picture of Mark and begins to...cast a spell.
[glow=blue,2,300]HOWWWWW DIDDDYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYY. HOWWWWW DIDDDYYYYYYYY BOYYYYY. HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW DIDY...........[/glow]
Joe turns back around.
[glow=blue,2,300]Thats what she said.[/glow]
Joe laughs his ass off as he speaks again.
[glow=blue,2,300]OHHHHHHHH dear god haha, lets REALLY see how much FAITH CROSS has in the CROSS.[/glow]
Joe begins to cut the living hell out of the picture of Mark Cross. He cut it to the point where there is nothing left hardly.
[glow=blue,2,300]Huh, interesting.[/glow]
Joe turns to look back at the camera.
[glow=blue,2,300]You don't have to be a praying man to see that CROSS has NO FAITH...in the Cross.[/glow]
Joe drops the cross onto the ground as Mark's picture falls down onto the ground. Joe speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Next up class, is none other then SHELBY STEELE. Now Shelby here has a VERY intimidating name if you ask me. Shelby Steele, Shelby Steele, Shelby Steele, sorry I just enjoy saying her name. That kind of name is suppose to be intimidating to us all. Well, for her opponents in Jennifer Drew, Kelly Monarch, and Erin O' Shaunnessy, she must of been QUITE intimidating. Cause she ended up beating out ALL of them to get into this qualifying match. Shelby Steele, there I go again haha. Shelby Steele, *LMAO* I just can't stop laughing hahahahaha.[/glow]
Joe takes a minute to gain his composure.
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright now Shelby.....just Shelby, hahaha excuse me class. She has fought well so far this season. I wonder if Shelby Steele's opponents are really intimidated by her name? [/glow]
Joe thinks to himself.
[glow=blue,2,300]Wait, did I just say Shelby Steele?[/glow]
Joe acts like the class said yes. He begins to laugh his ass off. Joe ends up laughing so hard that he falls down to the ground and ends up crawling over towords his desk.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh good god your coming up with reasons.........Good god.......[/glow]
Joe gets up and takes a drink of his...BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK.
[glow=blue,2,300]This shit fills me up without slowing me down haha.[/glow]
Joe picks up a bar of STEEL and walks over towords the picture of Shelby Steele.
[glow=blue,2,300]is this name intimidating? Well I guess we will just have to find out.[/glow]
Joe immediately turns from the camera and faces the picture and begins to swing the bar of Steel as hard as he can at the picture of Shelby Steele. Her picture falls to the ground as Joe continues to wail on it. After about 35 seconds or so Joe stops. He looks up at the camera and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]From the looks of things Shelby Steele haha, isn't as intimidating as we all thought. This little piece of Steel just made work on her.[/glow]
Little piece?
[glow=blue,2,300]I think that takes Shelby Steele hehe out of the equation.[/glow]
Joe walks back to his desk and drops off the steel. He walks back over at the pictures.
[glow=blue,2,300]Last but not least class and PLEASE PLEASE take good notes cause THIS guy is the one to watch in this match up. "THE MARVELOUS" JOE BRUISERRRRRRR. THIS MAN CAN DO IT ALL, he can leap the tallest buildings, he could take a bullet to the eye and DESTROY IT, he can even BEAT THA INFAMOUS 187 SO MANY TIMES THAT HE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW MANY TIMES ITS HAS BEEN NOW. Well, maybe he can't leap the tallest buildings, or even take a bullet to the eye, but it made for good words you know?[/glow]
Joe turns to look at the picture of himself. Wait a second, why is his picture on a poster board instead of a piece of paper?
[glow=blue,2,300]This man has beat the odds HUNDREDS of times in his career. Not only in Wrestling but in BOXING as well. I tell ya folks if your heading down to the Vegas casino or ANY Casino for that matter, id put your bets on this man........[/glow]
Joe points at the picture of himself.
[glow=blue,2,300]"THE MARVELOUS" JOE BRUISER!!!!!!!!! This man had POSSIBLY the HARDEST QUALIFYING MATCH UP...of them all. he had to face none other then 187...again, PSYCHO, and The Legend himself BRENT STARR. And guess what class? He BEAT..THEM ALLLLLLLLLL. If you compare that match and that win to the rest of the matches, you will quickly see that this one was the HARDER one of them all. It was also the BEST of them all, and not just that but it was also PREDICTED by yours truly. yeah I picked Joe Bruiser to win that match. I made LOTS of money off of it. I pulled one of those Dodge ball tricks, where you take your own money and bet it on that person and....ahhh hell it don't matter. But Joe? Lets see just how tough you really are.[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and pulls out a pair of his Boxing Gloves and puts them all. Joe begins to air punch as he speaks and makes his way over to the picture.
[glow=blue,2,300]Here we go now......[/glow]
Joe begins to punch his own POSTER BOARDED Picture. He punches it several times until he decides to stop. The camera zooms in on the bent only picture.
[glow=blue,2,300]WHOA DUDE LOOK AT THAT, IT ONLY BENT THE PICTURE. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YA? HUH? CLASS? WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? YOU KNOW WHAT TELLS ME? THAT TELLS ME THAT YOU BETTER BET YOUR ASS THAT JOE BRUISER WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL WALK OUT OF ASCENSION THE NEXT GCW WORLD CHAMPION AND THE NEXT PERSON ADDED TO THE MAIN EVENTTTTTTTTTTTT. Shit seriously, my vote is on Joe.[/glow]
Joe smiles as the camera begins to fade out. You then here Joe's voice.........
[glow=blue,2,300]This Promo was brought to you by the BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK. It feels me up without slowing me down.[/glow]
You then see the faded black screen come up to a commercial of Joe and his BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK. Once the commercial is over you see Joe standing there taking a sip of his BWWUUZZAA.
[glow=blue,2,300]AHHHHHH, now that is what I call an ENERGY BOOST. And while your at it go ahead and try our NEWEST FLAVORS. The regular Cherry/Lime mixed Drink, but also try my BLUE Drink. The Blueberry/Peach Flavored mixed Drink will give you a KICK LIKE NONE OTHER. Also try my Red Drink, Strawberry/Banana. These Drinks will fill you up without slowing ya down. I can GUARANTEE IT. BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK. Go out and get you one now.[/glow]
You then hear Joe speak again.
[glow=blue,2,300]Brought to you by Bruiser Productions.[/glow]
The camera fades to black.
[glow=blue,2,300]Ahhhh good evening.[/glow]
Joe removes his glasses and gets up out of his seat.
[glow=blue,2,300]How is everyone doing this morning? Good good, I like to see that. Well, today class, we will be learning about 6 individuals. See........[/glow]
Joe points at the pictures as the camera spins to show an empty classroom.
[glow=blue,2,300]THESE Six individuals, you see class, these six individuals are going to be in a Money In The Bank Match at the GCW Ascension PPV. Today, we will learn about these six individuals. There character, there qualifications, there attitudes, or hell, we may even get into there personal life.[/glow]
Joe gets closer to the board and points at the first pic.
[glow=blue,2,300]Class, get out your notebooks and take notes on our first of six superstars, Veranica Styles. Now, I must say Veranica never had much style in ANYTHING. Her clothes, her attitude, her hair, hell even her Wrestling Style wasn't even STYLISH. But none the less, she has won many of her matches since showing up here at the GCW. Just look at that smile? Where is the Style in that, I ask you? All we ask for is a little STYLE when our picture is taking. When you look at someone in a picture, you see them. You see them doing and acting like THERE STYLE. When I look right into the face of this picture of Veranica Styles, I see NOTHING but an angry BITCH that needs some attention. Well, I must say my friends, she has received just that, ATTENTION. ATTENTION all Associates, would Veranica Styles please come to the front please, would Veranica Styles please come to the front please, you have fans just DYING to be with you. She won the Mayhem Championship, she is The Current Mayhem Title holder. That deserves you some attention right? She also beat out The Boston* and Lauren Blayze to earn her right into this MITB Matchup. Style? You say? We will see, but right now........[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and opens up one of his droors. He pulls out about 5 Tomatoes.
[glow=blue,2,300]Lets see what kind of Style this girl REALLY has.[/glow]
Joe walks to the back of the classroom and gets into his stance to begin throwing the maters at the picture of Veranica. He throws the first one and spins doing it.............
[glow=blue,2,300]POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.[/glow]
Joe throws the second one and under hands it.
[glow=blue,2,300]EWWWWWWWWWW now that one looked like it hurt.[/glow]
Joe throws the third one while jumping up and down.
[glow=blue,2,300]OH SNAP I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH FOR HER.[/glow]
Joe puts down the other two mater's and walks up to the picture of Veranica.
[glow=blue,2,300]DAMNNNNNNNN, I think she will have PLENTY of style now haha. At least I gave her a better HAIR STYLE *LMAO* Now I had STYLE when I threw those TOWmaters.[/glow]
Joe laughs as he turns back around to face the class.
[glow=blue,2,300]Next class, is Jack McArthur. Now, don't let this Aussie full you any. he has the heart of a Champion. Normally I wouldn't of said that about anyone, but you see, once he won The Hardcore Title he has yet to lose it. Challenger after Challenger after Challenger have stepped up and failed EVERY SINGLE TIME. Now that my friends, is the heart of a true Champion. But you know what else? Hardcore just happens to be his specialty. What do I mean? Well class, turn your attention towords the TV please.[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and grabs the remote and turns on the TV. He hits play and Jack's entrance begins to play. After a minute and a half, Joe turns off the TV.
[glow=blue,2,300]I see Beer, I see a Kendo Stick, I even see CRAZY when I watch that shit. CRAZY is more like his second name, INSANE is more like his middle name. Jack McAruthur, won't back down to anybody. He just recently had a Title Match against The Man *LMAO* and Brent Starr. Brent a LEGEND of the Wrestling World No Doubt. No not Gwen Stefani you men. I believe that he KO'd The Man in the match to retain his Title. DAMN, the guy can not only fight with Hardcore Weapons but can KO someone like it is nothing. Have you seen this man? A BIG MO FO he is. But you see haha, our Money In the Bank match, is only about one thing. The Money thats in the Bank. The Money in The Bank just happens to have a spot in the Final main Event at the end of the year. I believe Lessien has already earned a spot in there if I am not mistaken. Jack had to beat out 3 TOP GCW Superstars. Steel, The roid freak Bryan Columbain, and Jacob "MOTHER FUCKING" Cruise. if you look at him stat wise, he deserves to be in this MITB. So Jack..........[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and from behind his desk, he picks up...a 2X4.
[glow=blue,2,300]Is Hardcore how you like to play? Well in that case..........[/glow]
Joe all of the sudden begins to swing the 2X4 and hit the picture of Jack McArthur. He hits it about 15 times until the picture is cut and tore all to hell. Joe is gasping for some breath as he speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Well Jack, as you can tell I can fight that way to. Look me up on GCW.net and read my Biography. You will see that I once NEARLY killed a man back when I boxed. Just a short history, he pulled a cheap shot on me, I didn't like it, so I took a few back. Simple as that, but I do regret that now. Because he is now a Janitor at a High School, and has to take the bus to work every day. It's a shame but what you know.[/glow]
Joe stares down at the 2X4 for a second, he then tosses the 2X4 over in the corner. Joe walks back over to the board as he steps on Jacks Picture.
[glow=blue,2,300]Class, next up is a guy that has been around a few blocks or 6. MARK CROSS.[/glow]
Joe walks up and points at the picture of Mark.
[glow=blue,2,300]Mark Cross has seen ALOT in his life. I don't know the man all to well, but from what I do know it appears that he has worked his ass off to get to this point in his life. Unlike his brother Jason who is 5 times to smallMark didn't have to CHEAT to get this far. Mark had top beat out 2 other top guys in not just the GCW but the Wrestling World in General. Blaze, and Shia Storm. I got to see this match in person, I was in the press box watching it all. One HELL of a match it was. But Mark did come out on top BARELY. So class I ask you all, how much of a chance does Mark Cross have? You want to know how much?[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and picks up a CROSS that was lying on his desk.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hummmmmmm I wonder how much FAITH that CROSS has in the CROSS?[/glow]
Joe walks up to the picture of Mark and begins to...cast a spell.
[glow=blue,2,300]HOWWWWW DIDDDYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYY. HOWWWWW DIDDDYYYYYYYY BOYYYYY. HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW DIDY...........[/glow]
Joe turns back around.
[glow=blue,2,300]Thats what she said.[/glow]
Joe laughs his ass off as he speaks again.
[glow=blue,2,300]OHHHHHHHH dear god haha, lets REALLY see how much FAITH CROSS has in the CROSS.[/glow]
Joe begins to cut the living hell out of the picture of Mark Cross. He cut it to the point where there is nothing left hardly.
[glow=blue,2,300]Huh, interesting.[/glow]
Joe turns to look back at the camera.
[glow=blue,2,300]You don't have to be a praying man to see that CROSS has NO FAITH...in the Cross.[/glow]
Joe drops the cross onto the ground as Mark's picture falls down onto the ground. Joe speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Next up class, is none other then SHELBY STEELE. Now Shelby here has a VERY intimidating name if you ask me. Shelby Steele, Shelby Steele, Shelby Steele, sorry I just enjoy saying her name. That kind of name is suppose to be intimidating to us all. Well, for her opponents in Jennifer Drew, Kelly Monarch, and Erin O' Shaunnessy, she must of been QUITE intimidating. Cause she ended up beating out ALL of them to get into this qualifying match. Shelby Steele, there I go again haha. Shelby Steele, *LMAO* I just can't stop laughing hahahahaha.[/glow]
Joe takes a minute to gain his composure.
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright now Shelby.....just Shelby, hahaha excuse me class. She has fought well so far this season. I wonder if Shelby Steele's opponents are really intimidated by her name? [/glow]
Joe thinks to himself.
[glow=blue,2,300]Wait, did I just say Shelby Steele?[/glow]
Joe acts like the class said yes. He begins to laugh his ass off. Joe ends up laughing so hard that he falls down to the ground and ends up crawling over towords his desk.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh good god your coming up with reasons.........Good god.......[/glow]
Joe gets up and takes a drink of his...BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK.
[glow=blue,2,300]This shit fills me up without slowing me down haha.[/glow]
Joe picks up a bar of STEEL and walks over towords the picture of Shelby Steele.
[glow=blue,2,300]is this name intimidating? Well I guess we will just have to find out.[/glow]
Joe immediately turns from the camera and faces the picture and begins to swing the bar of Steel as hard as he can at the picture of Shelby Steele. Her picture falls to the ground as Joe continues to wail on it. After about 35 seconds or so Joe stops. He looks up at the camera and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]From the looks of things Shelby Steele haha, isn't as intimidating as we all thought. This little piece of Steel just made work on her.[/glow]
Little piece?
[glow=blue,2,300]I think that takes Shelby Steele hehe out of the equation.[/glow]
Joe walks back to his desk and drops off the steel. He walks back over at the pictures.
[glow=blue,2,300]Last but not least class and PLEASE PLEASE take good notes cause THIS guy is the one to watch in this match up. "THE MARVELOUS" JOE BRUISERRRRRRR. THIS MAN CAN DO IT ALL, he can leap the tallest buildings, he could take a bullet to the eye and DESTROY IT, he can even BEAT THA INFAMOUS 187 SO MANY TIMES THAT HE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW MANY TIMES ITS HAS BEEN NOW. Well, maybe he can't leap the tallest buildings, or even take a bullet to the eye, but it made for good words you know?[/glow]
Joe turns to look at the picture of himself. Wait a second, why is his picture on a poster board instead of a piece of paper?
[glow=blue,2,300]This man has beat the odds HUNDREDS of times in his career. Not only in Wrestling but in BOXING as well. I tell ya folks if your heading down to the Vegas casino or ANY Casino for that matter, id put your bets on this man........[/glow]
Joe points at the picture of himself.
[glow=blue,2,300]"THE MARVELOUS" JOE BRUISER!!!!!!!!! This man had POSSIBLY the HARDEST QUALIFYING MATCH UP...of them all. he had to face none other then 187...again, PSYCHO, and The Legend himself BRENT STARR. And guess what class? He BEAT..THEM ALLLLLLLLLL. If you compare that match and that win to the rest of the matches, you will quickly see that this one was the HARDER one of them all. It was also the BEST of them all, and not just that but it was also PREDICTED by yours truly. yeah I picked Joe Bruiser to win that match. I made LOTS of money off of it. I pulled one of those Dodge ball tricks, where you take your own money and bet it on that person and....ahhh hell it don't matter. But Joe? Lets see just how tough you really are.[/glow]
Joe walks over to his desk and pulls out a pair of his Boxing Gloves and puts them all. Joe begins to air punch as he speaks and makes his way over to the picture.
[glow=blue,2,300]Here we go now......[/glow]
Joe begins to punch his own POSTER BOARDED Picture. He punches it several times until he decides to stop. The camera zooms in on the bent only picture.
[glow=blue,2,300]WHOA DUDE LOOK AT THAT, IT ONLY BENT THE PICTURE. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YA? HUH? CLASS? WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? YOU KNOW WHAT TELLS ME? THAT TELLS ME THAT YOU BETTER BET YOUR ASS THAT JOE BRUISER WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL WALK OUT OF ASCENSION THE NEXT GCW WORLD CHAMPION AND THE NEXT PERSON ADDED TO THE MAIN EVENTTTTTTTTTTTT. Shit seriously, my vote is on Joe.[/glow]
Joe smiles as the camera begins to fade out. You then here Joe's voice.........
[glow=blue,2,300]This Promo was brought to you by the BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK. It feels me up without slowing me down.[/glow]
You then see the faded black screen come up to a commercial of Joe and his BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK. Once the commercial is over you see Joe standing there taking a sip of his BWWUUZZAA.
[glow=blue,2,300]AHHHHHH, now that is what I call an ENERGY BOOST. And while your at it go ahead and try our NEWEST FLAVORS. The regular Cherry/Lime mixed Drink, but also try my BLUE Drink. The Blueberry/Peach Flavored mixed Drink will give you a KICK LIKE NONE OTHER. Also try my Red Drink, Strawberry/Banana. These Drinks will fill you up without slowing ya down. I can GUARANTEE IT. BWWUUZZAA ENERGY DRINK. Go out and get you one now.[/glow]
You then hear Joe speak again.
[glow=blue,2,300]Brought to you by Bruiser Productions.[/glow]
The camera fades to black.
First EVER APW Triple Crown Champion, 1x APW World Heavyweight Champion,1x APW Nationwide Champion, 1x APW Tag Team Champion (W/Marisol Mariposa and Corona) 1x GCW Global Warfare Champion