a day at the park

[daclown]

Shitman and Giggles walk around in the park. Mostly at Shitman constantly bugging Giggles about it since he hates buildings and prefers wide open spaces. They walk by a little kid and Giggles promptly takes his sucker away from him. The mother gives her an evil look but continues as Giggles throws the sucker away.

Like taking candy from a baby. Wait that's exactly what it was.

She giggles a little as they continue walking down the path.

[brandonpayne]

As that happened. Both Brandon Payne & Stacie Collins are seen walking in the opposite of direction of Shits and Giggles. Brandon recognizes them and comments as they walk by:

Hey !! I know you two... why yes... I'd recognize those faces anywhere... you two used to wrestle in Detroit right ? Well, I know we've never actually met in person. But I have heard of you and have seen you guys in action. Watching you both on TV and I have to say. You both are a... well... rather 'unique' pair to say the least... haha.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Brandon Payne, aka, the artist formly known as Genesis. And this is my lovely, talented, and beautiful girlfriend Stacie.

And I assume your names are... Shitbrick & Laughing Stock !?

[stacie]

Stacie taps BP on the shoulder and whispers in his ear

Um, honey. I think there names are Shits and Giggles.. not Shitbrick & Laughing Stock ;D. And please, don't get us into anymore trouble ! You already got us into hot water with The Avenger. The last thing you want to do is mess around and piss more people off.

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[brandonpayne]

BP laughs and whispers back to Stacie:

I know that ! I'm just fucking around with these two.. I mean look at them... there RETARDED ! I mean, who in there right mind would call themselves Shits & Giggles !? Pleeeeeze, gimme a break !

[daclown]

Shitman let's out a sigh as Giggles loses her smile. She sizes Brandon up a bit before going on.

Oh I see what this is. You must be the joker hired by GCW. I mean every fed needs to have one. See if that's the case the you must not be getting paid a lot becuase you're not very funny. Also, considering you were once known as Genesis that tells me a couple things. Either you had a pretty shitty career and you're trying to live it down or you're pretty afraid of someone. I mean why else try this pathetic attempt at changing your name.

I know a better name or rather names for you. Failure, coward, dickhead, whipping boy. Oh wait how about, no talent hack who tries to cover it up with his pathetic attempts at an insult. Yeah it's a little long but it fits you. So come on let's see what you got to say now sicne I'm sure the man-whores such as yourself always have something to say.

[brandonpayne]

HaHa... funny lil' girl you are there... uh... Miss. Giggles ? Do you even have a first name or you just go by Giggles ? Psst, either way. Its still pretty pathetic.

And for you to stand there and call me names is just wrong ! We only just met and your already insulting me !?

---Whispers to Stacie---

Sheeesh. These two must be related to Maniac . He's the only other guy I know who'd insult anyone within' a matter of seconds. Whether he knew them before hand or not ! I think I can take these two pretty easily.

---Turns his attention back to Shits & Giggles---

Anyway, since we just met. I'm going to let all those little insults slide this time around. And to answer your question. Why the name change ? Well, its simple. 'Genesis' is DEAD ! Okay, the character was executed 'up north'. No more Genesis, no more red n' black, no more black eye-liner & face paint, none of that ! He's dead and buried.

But since I'm all about turning a negative into a positive. Out from that tragedy came forth my destiny. Brandon Payne ! And now people will get to know what kind of person I can be. See, I'm like an oreo cookie. The cream in the middle is the fun-loving, nice guy that people love or love to hate.

And the cookie itself. Well, that my friends is the dark, twisted, black-hearted, self-centered, son of a BITCH that everyone will get to know very soon. And if you both don't keep your mouths shut. You both may get a small taste of that very soon !

Cause you see, I'm all about one thing and one thing only.... ME ! I will do whatever it takes to get to the World Heavyweight Championship and to become the #1 guy in the company. I don't care who it is I have to go through. Regardless if your the most experienced veteran or just a helpless rookie. They all have a price to pay !

So stand there, make all the little comments, jokes, what have you that ya want. To me, it dosen't mean a DAMN thing ! Cause everybody that has a mouth can talk the talk. Fact is, not everyone, can WALK THE WALK.

Respect is earned.... not given. You want my respect. Beat it out of me. Fact is, in the end. You will all bow down to the one you serve... and each of you will get exactly what you DESERVE !

[daclown]

Giggles looks at Shitman before turning back to Genesis.

So what you're saying is you're trying to go from transvestite to normal. I mean talking about how you used to wear make-up, special cream, and all that. I mean, at first I thought you were the usual run of the day jackass who doesn't know when to shut up, but now I see the truth. So tell me, is this girl just a coverup for your past but hey that's your business I guess.

Oh I'm sorry if I revealed your secret but maybe next time you should be careful what you say then. And keep pissing me off and as soon as the season starts officially and Shitman can legally kick your ass he will.

[brandonpayne]

Well, speaking of jokers that you brought up earlier. It seems that GCW already HAS two of them right now . And keep it up jackasses. Cause you will get your asses kicked if not by me, but by the BOTH of us. Me & Stacie together.

And I can also see that we know who wears the pants in this relationship ! I mean, does your friend even talk ? Seems to me he just stands there like a lil' retard. But no matter, I've dealt with his kind before and have taken them all down.

See, Giggles, you can stand there and try to impress me with all your little comments and put downs. Doesn't matter to me really. Cause there was a guy before you two who got dealt with. A man named Scott Manor. Ran his mouth, talkin' like he was the shit (no pun intended). He beats me in 1 match. Acts like he's better then men. Then in all 4,838,483,848 and some odd bouts later with the guy. I kicked his tail and haven't heard from him since.

But the point of the matter is this you two. People like you two always finish last ! You get your kicks from just flapping your gums and making fun of others 24/7. And what have you really accomplished ? I can tell you what you two have accomplished in doing this ? Absolutely NOTHING ! Just like your careers.

I've won championships in the past. Yeah, I'll admit. I may not have been a 30x World Champion or have been in this business for 10-20+ years. But the fact is, each & every superstar that stepped foot in my crosshairs. They will either respect me or they will get dealt with. One way or the other.

And if we ever cross paths... in the ring. We will truly see who gets the 'last laugh' ! ;D

[daclown]

Giggles lets out a sigh.

First off people must be retarded in this day. I mean always using belts as a measure of accomplishment. See me and Shitman have only wrestled one match each. So obviously we haven't been around long enough to be a "major player". And on top of that, I'm not a wrestler. Strictly a manager dumbass.

See Brandon, it's obvious you have no talent where it counts. With your brain and speaking. And see you can't compare me or Shitman to anyone else because there is no other like us. Trust me jackass. You cross us and you won't just dominate Shitman like you say you will. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if it was the other way around because you will have no clue how to counteract his style. So I'd advise that you stop before you get humiliated.

[brandonpayne]

Whether you are a manger, a wrestler, or just wrestled only one time, I don't give a rats ass. Fact is, you have to be at the top of your game kiddies. And do you really believe I'm afraid of that mute over there ? Pleeeeeze, gimme a fucking break !

Once Shit stain over there develops a personality and a voice box. Then and only then could he ever face me in the ring. See what makes me different from the rest is that I can go toe-to-toe with just about everybody. Regardless of the way they look or may act. In other words, when it comes to kicking someone's ass. I don't discriminate !

I've been in this business for over two years now. And I've been called everything in the book and have been through just about everything. I've been called a cheat, a liar, a fraud, asshole, you name it. And yes you two. I'll even admit. I've gotten beat before. I'm not going to stand here and claim that I'm 'invincible' like those other ego-inflated SUPERSTARS here in GCW. I've kicked alot of ass and I've gotten my ass kicked as well. And rest assure. Throughout all the bullshit that I've gone through. Its only made me stronger and better then ever before. To me, your both just a couple of young punks who needs there asses handed to them. And I'll be more then proud to do just that !

And I also know you two would just love for me to stop right now wouldn't ya ? Fact is though, I'm not gonna ! No one will stop me here in Global Championship Wrestling. And I don't give a damn if were out here in a stupid park, grocery store, wrestling ring, parking lot, backstage, some stranger's backyard, it doesn't matter. (Points to Shitman) I'll beat his ass whenever and wherever I see fit !

[stacie]

Guys stop it !! Enough already, for Christ sakes. You three barely know each other and your already fighting like cats and dogs.

---Turns to BP---

Brandon, why are you always starting a fight when someone ? I know that wrestling is in your blood but for crying out loud. I'd like to go out of the house for once in my life without you starting World War 3 ! Just let this go will ya ? Please !? Do it for me ??

---Turns to Shits & Giggles---

And as for you two, I'm so sorry about all of this. Brandon, as you probably have noticed has a short fuse. I personally don't have any issues with either of you and I'd like for us to maybe become friends rather then enemies.

[daclown]

You like it where? My gawd, keep those things to yourself. Not everyone wants to hear about your fantasies. I mean there are children around here. What's the world coming to when a grown man likes to talk about where he likes to be on the recieving end. I heard there's a man called Buck who's just like you. You might want to talk to him.

I guess I'll have to put posters up warning the children about you too. Then there's the matter of talking to Amanda and Candice about this newest development. People these days. Buncha sickos with no cares what they say or do. The poor children, I guess giving Michael Jackson some competition must be a pretty popular thing or at least something you want to do. Well I guess we better start warning people.

Giggles and Shitman walk down the park walkway as Giggles start shouting.

Warning! Avoid a man named Brandon Penis! Keep your children away from him! If you see him please alert the police and have them deal with him immediately!

[brandonpayne]

The couple just stays behind and lets Shits & Giggles go. Can't help but laugh at them and at how gullable they seem to be. Brandon stands there and talks to Stacie as he just can do nothing but comment about the whole scenario:

HaHaHa... good god ! I swear, those two have to be the biggest jokers I've heard in MY ENTIRE LIFE ! No wonders they go by Shtis & Giggles. I mean, for all I know. Shits just stands there and craps himself prolly without uttering a word.

And Giggles on the other hand.. Jesus Christ ! Hmph, that bitch needs to get laid ! I think thats why she's always bitching & fussing all the time. Meh, no matter. There gone now. I took the highroad and didn't walk away.

Way I see it... Its Brandon Payne 1. Shits & Giggles zip. And speaking of which. I have an idea:

---Brandon reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone and begins to dial 9-1-1.---

Operator: 9-1-1 operator ! What is your emergency ?

BP: Hello, yes. Could you guys send a couple of Chicago's finest police officers down here to a place called "Grant Park". Its located near S. Michigan Ave. Me and my girlfriend were being harrassed by a couple. I know this gonna sound strange but there names are Shits & Giggles.

---The operator pauses for a moment. Then bursts out laughing after hearing the name. This irratates BP---

BP: Hey ! Whats so damn funny ! Thats the names they go by, really !!

Operator: (regains composure) *Coughs* sorry about the sir. Which direction were they headed in ? And what is the actual problem ?

BP: They was heading north. Towards downtown Chicago. Its a guy & girl. The guy, Shits, is a complete mute who just stands there and prolly 'shits' himself. Hence the name.

Giggles, well, thats another story. There is NO WORDS to describe her. Other then she's just a fuckin' bitch ! You'll recognize her right off by her big mouth.

Operator: (Laughs) Okay sir.. I'll send a few our guys down to locate them and take care of the problem.

BP: Ah cool ! Thank you ma'am. Have a good day.

"Click"

---Brandon looks over at Stacie and just says---

Problem Solved !

[daclown]

Suddenly, Giggles comes running back to where Brandon and Stacie are. Shitman sticking to the bushes where the cops will probably be too ignorant to see him. Suddenly she stops and starts screaming.

Help! Help! This man won't let go of me! Stop it! I'm not some hooker for you to do whatever you want with!

The cops finally reach where she is. And Giggles quickly runs behind them pretending to be terrorfied.

Officers thank goodness you got here when you did. That man over there with the girl tried to kidnap me.

The first officer a bit on the heavyset side looks at Brandon.

Officer 1: What do you mean? This man right here.

Yea that's him. He put one hand on my chest and another around my waist to keep me from running away.

Giggles suddenly breaks down crying(what a damn good actor)tears and all on the cop's shoulder.

It's okay Miss. Jack could you stand by her while I try to find out what happened.

The second cop an african-american cop goes to Giggles and she immediatly switches from the first cop's shoulder to his.

Please keep him away.

The heavyset cop looks at Brandon.

Sir would you please come downtown with us? We have a few questions we'd like to ask you.

[stacie]

As the officier goes to grab BP & place him under arrest. Stacie stops him and says:

Hold on just a second here ! My boyfriend was not in the wrong here. These two are lying there heads off about all of this. I'll admit, yes, Brandon can be a bit of a hot-head at times. But these two, especially Giggles over. Did nothing but stand her and put us down from the moment we got here.

And I have the proof to show for it right here.

Stacie reaches into her pocket book and pulls out a small video camera. Apparently, the entire time that both BP & Giggles were having there war of words. Stacie was recording the entire conversation through a small opening her pocket book.

As soon as Shits & Giggles approached Brandon & Stacie earlier. Stacie had reached in and started recording the entire conversation.

Why would she bother recording this you ask ? Just to get out of situations like this one, thats why.

Stacie plays back the video and it clearly shows Giggles harassing Brandon and putting him down. Brandon could do nothing but sit back and snicker as this was taking place. Knowing that he got those two right where he wanted them.

Officer: I've seen all that I needed to see ma'am.

---The cop turns to Shits & Giggles---

Officer: You two are in some SERIOUS trouble now. You two should've just owned up to your mistake. Cause LYING about it will only hurt you both even more.

Alright men ! Lets book em' !