A Wylde Interview Segment (<Brandon.Payne>)

[PornStar]

{The purpose of these interviews is to serve as a backstage wrestling interview to hype up the upcoming seasons. Jason, of course will be his lovable (if you're sick) self, so be wary, and any guests I choose will be totally unplanned and out of the blue, so keep an eye on the thread titles. }




Announcer: "And now, LIVE from the Global Championship Wrestling Tower overlooking the beautiful Lake Michigan, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JASON!"

*Cues up the canned Audience cheer, the scene unfolds to Jason Arielle standing in the GCW Tower Lobby, microphone in hand in the forefront, watching the busy people behind him...

"Hey, one and all, you all know who I am so no needs for introductions, since if you don't know you wrasslin' fans have been living under a ROCK for the last two years of my pwn-tacular ass bein' on the forefronts...

But... geez, do I have to introduce myself?

'Kay, fine...

Standing before you... standing at 6 feet, 6 inches tall, weighing in at 252 pounds with about 10 of those hanging down in his pants, the one, the only...

PornStar! Aka: Cross Genovese, King Large-C*#$, Your Illegitimate Father, Fat-Chick Pointer Outer, Level 75 PWNer, Mr. Gimmick Infringement,..."

Announcer: And we'll be back after this quick commercial break!


Ever wondered just how much more people can be better than you? Feeling down in the dirt, feeling far too beaten down to even want to walk out the door? You ever sit back... and just ask... "How can it get any worse?"

Get...

FAM'STITUTIONALIZED!!!!

COMING SOON....


... 1st Righted...

"... and you may even remember me as that Santa Claus you never wanted to sit on his lap... there, I think we've gotten all my self given nicknames out of the way... so, here we go! ANNOUNCER!!! Who ya givin' me for an interview!!!

Announcer: "Well... that's EASY, Jason! "The Prince of PWN," Brandon Payne... COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!"

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Alright, Jason, the "King of PWN" Arielle here, and I'm about to interview my son, the Prince of PWN Brandon Payne on what he's gonna do in the upcoming Global Championship Wrestling, so America... LISSEN UP!"

[brandonpayne]

---Brandon Payne walks into the room with the crowd giving him a mixed reaction. Brandon knows he's going to have fun with this, though a little disturbed after hearing Jason proclaim Brandon to be his son ;D.

Nevertheless, Brandon makes his way into the room and greets Jason---

Wuts up man ? Its been a while since we last saw each other. Now that I think of it. One of the last times I remember seeing you was when we were both PWNing lil' Cabal Xavier in Toronto... Good Times ! . Oops, did I say little. I mean HUGE Cabal Xavier. I mean, gawd damn ! I bet that guy was baptized in Sea World !

Anyways, Jason, you wanted to do this interview, so lets have it man.

[PornStar]

Jason just stares blankly from behind his aviator shades.

"I teamed up to PWN somebody?


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Damn... I musta been drunk. That happens. Betcha it was really mean though..."

HmMm.... Jason rubs his jaw for a second... he... actually... was he losing his touch?

... *remembers something about some kinda FCC regulation in his contract that he pretended he heared Amanda tell him about...*

Nah... touch is fine.

"Alright, Alright... I think I'm ready. Sorta. I'm just winging this crap anyways... so... yeah.

What brings ya to GCW and why're we gonna wanna watch yer ass?"

[brandonpayne]

HaHa, I knew this interview would be a trip ;D.

Anyways, to answer your questions. The reason I am here in GCW is for one thing and one thing only. To be the very damn best in the wrestling industry. To prove without a shadow of a doubt. That I can be just as good as all the others, if not better ! See Jason, throughout my career. I've been overshadowed by the other guys and have become a little underrated with the media. Well in GCW, I going to shut the entire media world up for for good and show them I can and will be one of the very best this wrestling business has ever seen !

And as far why people should watch me each and every week on TV. Thats simple, who else are they gonna actually watch in the ring ? The Avenger !? Psst. gimme a break ! Such an overrated glory hog that guy. Well, with Brandon Payne. Not only do I make myself look good in the ring. But I also make my opponents look good. Bring the best out in them. Thats why the people need to see me each week. Both, bringing the goods as always and putting those 'other guys' (my opponents) over. Cause in this business Arielle. No matter how 'good' one person may claim he is, there's always going to be someone 'better'. And that better person, is Brandon Payne !

[PornStar]

"Can tell this jobs gonna get hella boring real fast..."

*COUGH*

"So... yer sittin' here tellin' me about glory hogs... and stuff... but... ain't that kinda like... the pot callin' the kettle black? I mean... yer already talkin' about "Being the Bestest....

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EVAR!!!!!!!!!...." yet, here ya go off on a nut sayin' yer gonna put yer bitches over... isn't that... kinda... Not being the bestest evar? I ain't seen many people bein' put over for doin' the job, know what I mean? How you plannin' on escapin' that... "It's okay, I kicked yer ass, but I put you over..." pat on the back type deal that's blatantly gonna be happenin'?"

[brandonpayne]

Well, with that said Jason. See, you got some people who think just because they can win all the time. There the best ever. Well, way I see it. If you can do both. If you can win matches to put yourself over. Then lose a few along the way to those whom you feel deserve a 'push' if you will. Then I'm doing those wrestlers and even the company a favor.

See man, I've beaten the very best in this industry. And I've also help make stars out of people in other companies. Just to name a couple. Guys like Scott Manor, aka Maniac. Chris Lionheart, hell even The Avenger himself. Some of the bigger names that I've not only beaten time and time again. But have also lost to, just to put there asses over and make them look good for a change.

Now do I like the fact that I had to do those 'jobs' ? FUCK NO ! But hey, at the time. I had to do what I had to do to not get fired ! And it was bosses orders ya know. Because really, thats just how things were ran in the old days.

And If I ruffle any feathers with that statemnt. Well, deal with it ! ;D. I tell it like it is and hold nothing back.

So, got any more questions ?

---In the back of his mind. BP figured he might be in hot water after those last statements. But, to him. It makes for good TV ratings and he knew people would want to see this. However, he hoped those that did watch this interview. Wouldn't take anything he did say out of context and make it into something personal. Cause at this point in his career. Brandon would say just about anything to get attention. And if this interview would help make him a superstar finally. Why not !? I mean, this guy loves 'controversy' right ? ---

[PornStar]

"So, you like to enforce the popular theory that Wrestling is fake by going out there and laying down to take one for the team???

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Giggity... in a gay way...


Seriously, what kinda retard walks out... just to lose? Sounds an awful lot like you rig a contest to go that way..."

[brandonpayne]

Never said that at all... Only saying that the 'powers that be' seem to do that nowadays. Not saying it will ever happen here. But, I've seen other federations out there who become corrupt with there own power and use it to basically hand victories to people who don't deserve it and hold the other guys down. I've gone through it and I'm sure others have as well. The ones who truly bust there ass to make a living each and every day and to make something better of themselves.
And so to answer your little question, Jason ! On whether I "like to enforce the popular theory that Wrestling is fake by going out there and laying down to take one for the team???"

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HELL NO ! And unfortunatly, it happens and its quite sad... for the people who run companies who do that ! Guys who run wrestling federations like that should NEVER be in power. Those guys do it as another way to hold the more deserving individuals down just so there one-liner "SuperStars" can get an easy victory.

I don't agree with that... and I never will ! With that in mind. I put the blame for all that on the guys who actually run the company instead of those like myself, or my opponents. Who go out & compete on any given night.

[PornStar]

"Kay... "

Jason's earpiece has started going crazy at this point... something about him... NOT? pushing buttons?



Fiddlesticks...



"Kay... Well, I guess that's all I got for ya... any closin' comments?"

[brandonpayne]

Just wanna close this interview by saying that here in GCW. I plan on giving 110 percent to this company. And I will do absolutely anything to be the World Champion and to finally get the recognition I deserve.

[PornStar]

"Sweeet..."

Jason looks at the camera in front of them...

"Remember kids, only you can control overpopulation... get your local Chris Calloway's and Hot Stuff Mandy's spayed or neutered...

TODAY!

Seacrest Wylde..........................


OUT!!!!"