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Post by Dayna Mariano on Mar 2, 2008 0:45:26 GMT -5
The music sparks and the fans start cheering. Kelly Monarch steps out onto the stage. She waves to her fans, and blows kisses. She doesn't take time like she normally does she springs into the ring and stands mic in hand. Quickly the music cuts and her voice rings out.
Alright GCW. I'm going to cut past the bullshit and tell you why I am out here. A few of us in the back, think that no good piece of shit , worthless fucking CoD champion. Doesn't deserve that belt. And you all know why. He got it out of luck. Yes thats right luck. He is a worthless champion. Do you see him out here looking for challengers? No he is trying to hold on to his belt because he knows he is fucked. He knows he got it out of luck. I mean look at him. His gimmick is whack. Half of what he says doesn't even fucking make sense, and he is suppose to be a champion? A fucking four year old could hold the title better then he could. He isn't' a real champion, He is a real noob. and a real nobody. I'd ask for him to come out here. But we will probably have to wait a while as he is probably in bed right now. You know the noobs, Mommy makes em go to bed early. So come on Jones' whore mama, wake his ass up so he can get out here and defend his CoD title. Don't be a punk bitch Nick. Make something of yourself. Or just be that piece of shit nobody you really are.
Kelly bites her lip and tosses her mic down. |
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Post by andy on Mar 2, 2008 3:13:23 GMT -5
"Whoa, whoa whoa... gotta love how fiesty she is, right folks?"
Andrew comes from the back, no music to announce his presence. He smiles at his lady while taking off his shades, his eyes meeting hers.
"Because, I know that I sure do..."
Hopping onto the apron, Andrew steps through the ropes before looking back to the stage.
"And, as Miss Monarch here so eloquently put it with all of the right words... we're here... to take that belt, off of that douchebag's shoulders, and around one of our much more deserving waists! Ain't even going to waste my time repeating what she said, because, hell, that's as down and dirty as it gets regarding the popular opinion of that asshole running around with the Code of Discipline Championship. So, Nick? The answer is simple... come on out, accept the Challenges of myself, Miss Monarch, and the soon to be here Mr. Nagata, all in one simple match for the Code of Discipline Championship. Walk to the gallows, hell, see if you can't fluke out again and become a champion to notice, hm? Just think, you defend against 3 people.. that's some staying power right there to put into your little bio pages.
And if that doesn't convince you? I'm sure that Miss Master's wouldn't mind signing the PURE RATINGS that this bout would bring... so, drag your ass out here, or, better yet, pull a you and hop up on the titantron, say "Yes," then disappear. That's all you gotta do aside from showing up on LockUP!." |
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Post by Yoshi Nagata on Mar 2, 2008 3:38:03 GMT -5
"GOD DAYUM! She's got a cannon on her that'd take down the fucking Great Wall of China... and that's a good thing."
Again, another appearance, with no music. High stepping it onto the stage from behind the curtain, microphone in hand. Instead of running down the ramp like usual, he casually walked down it, hopped onto the apron and stepped into the ring, walking past Andrew he gives him a friendly pat against the chest before turning around and staring at the stage, same as Andrew had done.
"They've said it, now I'm going to say it, pop your little no good ass up on the titatontron and except this God damn thing ya piece of shit. You're a disgrace to that title. You... ahem... You rack-ah disciprine! ...Now that I've gotten a line of broken Engrish out of the way... Get out here, get on the screen. Hell, don't show up, just VOICE that you accept it. But if you don't? The three of us could come back there looking for your ass. Hunt your ass down lynch mob style. All we're missing is a noose for that to work.
Kelly got all the insults out of the way, Andrew tossed in one or two and then laid down the persuasion to get your ass to agree... Defending against three people at once, that's got to be something. Me? I'm just here to look pretty... Nah... Me? I'm here to repeat something Andrew said.
Even if you DON'T accept this and instead hide in your locker room curled up in the fetal position waiting for mommy's breast? We'll go to Masters' plain and damn simple. She'll book it because of the pure ownage of ratings it'd bring in... Anything to beat the other show. So, either way, Jones? Your fate is sealed at LockUP!" |
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Post by car on Mar 2, 2008 11:32:55 GMT -5
Nick is smiling in the back. He ques for his music. The song "Stricken" begins to play as the fans erupt into a loud cheer. Obviously the fans disagree about what the 3 of them said. Nick steps out from behind the curtain with his title around his waist. He does his signature taunt as flames boom up beside him. He walks down to the ring and slides into it. He then gets a mic and lifts it up to his mouth and begins to speak.
"Damn. So it looks like we have haters here in GCW. Kelly Monarch,Yoshi Nagata and obviously the loud mouth of the bunch Andrew Rose. Nice to see a posse hating like this."
He then turns his attention to Kelly Monarch.
[glow=white,2,300]"So you decided to join the loud mouth crew. You know I thought you would be a hell of alot better then this but I guess I was wrong now wasn't I. Seeing as the only reason they are doing this is because I beat both of them in a title match. But I have nothing against you. Atleast not yet"[/glow]
He smirks
[glow=white,2,300]"So Kelly you think I am an undeserving champion right. Well by the fans reactions to my entrance it sounds like everyone in this arena thinks the total damn opposite. You also think I am worse then a four year old. Cute. But that just isn't going to cut it. See you want this title. Hell everyone must want it but to join bozo number one and two here is just down right hilarious."[/glow]
He then turns his attention to Andrew Rose.
[glow=white,2,300]"So Andrew you brought together a little group of people. Do you feel some sort of power now that you have them by your side? Really I don't care if you had the whole LockUP! roster on your side because a true champion like me would do anything to keep his title. Now bozo number one. Your probably upset that I kicked your sorry little ass in our match. What are you going to do cry that someone beat you. Yeah you say shit but obviously as you in our match you can't back a word of it up."[/glow]
Finally he turns to Yoshi Nagata.
[glow=white,2,300]"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi. Or as I shall call you Bozo Number Two. So you lost to me for your title. Thought I couldn't make it there and thought I would lose. Well look where I am and look where you are. I am here having an unbelivable win lose record having a title. Winning against both you and Bozo Number One. Now see you may be mad at me or anything you want to be but think about it. I won this title fair and square. First I had to go through some opponites to prove myself. Then I had to go through Jill Terrell and finally it came down to me and you. Well whatever is going to happen, this belt is staying around MY! waist and not going around any one of yours."[/glow]
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Post by Dayna Mariano on Mar 2, 2008 17:16:32 GMT -5
Oh Nick. I barely listened to a damn word you said. And the crowd cheering, come on. I can do that too. Who here thinks Nick is a piece of shit?
The crowd cheer, the go crazy, even more so then when Nick walked on stage.
Yeah, um mindless puppets? I'd pretty much say so. And the loud mouth crew? BITCH I am the loud mouth. Fucking recognize. Its pieces of shit like you, who tarnish companies. Honestly I mean it took you long enough to get out here. To busy sucking on my Mommy's tits? Or was it Daddy's dick? I can never tell if you kids. Always switching teams. Plan and simple Nick. That title is coming off your worthless waist. And how about this. When you lose. You QUIT GCW. I mean no one wants your ass around here. You are pathetic and worthless. You know you got that title out of luck. And you wont keep it very long. So please. Make this easy, just hand one of us the title and leave Chicago and never return. |
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Post by car on Mar 2, 2008 19:10:34 GMT -5
Nick smiles.
[glow=white,2,300]"Wow Kelly such big words for a child acting BITCH like yourself. Anyways Kelly I didn't come out here to battle things out and do shit. You can think I am a good champ or a bad cuz really I don't give a flatfuck what you think. All I gotta say is this.. The COD title is mine. No matter what anyone tries to do or say this title is mine. I will do anything to keep it in my poseton. Now that means I gotta go through the Bitch and her two bozo's. Then so damn be it!"[/glow]
The crowd is cheering. Obviously Nick got them a bit hyped.
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Post by Dayna Mariano on Mar 2, 2008 19:16:58 GMT -5
Kelly begins laughing.
Are you mental? Like seriously. I'm asking you. Are you a retard? I'm not acting bitch I am a bitch. I mean seriously. OF course you will protect that title. and run like the pansy bitch you are. Go ahead. Go back stage and get on the titantron like you want to. Go for it. We can wait. Go on bitch boy. Here let me do more puppetmastering like you.
WHO ALL THINKS NICK JONES IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT TO WALK THE EARTH? WHO THINKS HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF?
The fans go crazy. Just pulling the strings. Pulling the strings.
Just hand over the title. and you won't have to be embarassed on live TV. Its for your own good. |
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Post by car on Mar 2, 2008 20:33:27 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]"Yeah yeah yeah. You think I should do this and that. You got the fans to agree. Well I am going to agree with you. The fans will do whatever you want them to do. Tell them to shit their pants. They probably will."[/glow]
Nick chuckles at her last remark.
[glow=white,2,300]"Do you have issuses. I will not lose this title by "giving" it up. You or your bozo's will have to win it. I don't care what I have to do but like I said earlier. This title is MINE!"[/glow]
Nick then just calmy stands there.
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Post by andy on Mar 2, 2008 20:44:49 GMT -5
Andrew had been set up in the corner, relaxing, watching his girl tear Jones a new one, and... of course... watching him try to saddle up with a scrotum about three sizes too small. Wasn't impressing.
"Nick... how many times you are you going to scream "THIS TITLE IS MINE!!!" before you find some new material? It's getting old and repetitive... geez... where are the champions that keep things fresh nowadays? Oh, right, the three of us in the ring. So, keep holding onto it in vain, praying for a fluke... because, honestly? You're just looking at an ass whooping for the treason you've commited in being a shitty champ, and we're the judge, jury and executioner of it all. The belts coming with us, no matter who we gotta go through to get it. Accept the reality." [/font] |
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Post by Yoshi Nagata on Mar 3, 2008 4:33:45 GMT -5
"Accept the reality? Him? Come on Andrew..."
He himself was laid up in a corner. Literally, laid up, feet on one side of the top rope, part of his body on the turnbuckle, the rest on the other top rope. Laid back and trash talking for the mother fucking win, bitch.
"I mean, this dude obviously lives in his own little fantasy world. Just like all those lonely nerds out there who still live in there parent's basement and play on the most evil of games to be made at Asian slave hands, World of Warcraft. Masturbating to a Night Elf or what the fuck ever it was twirling around? Too bad for those poor saps that kind of shit got recorded and put up on YouTube... Yep. I'm sure we've all seen it. If not, you've been living under a God damned rock, but I'm gonna shut up about World of Warcraft and their pathetic nerds before the FCC comes down on my ass like the hammer of Thor; same as they did JPornStar."
Huh.. Mentioning him on national TV? Amanda might have something to say about that if she still totally detests PornStar and the shit he caused in the early goings of GCW. Yoshi thought it was genius, class A stuff, but someone's always got to ruin the fun. [/color] "You should know better than that Andrew. Seriously. Dude lives in the world that his twisted little mind has created. Little fucker thinks he's hot shit just cause he's running around with a championship. Big deal dude. Ya don't got the charisma to back it up. You're not acting like a real champion at all... Now, before you hit me back with a rebuttal let me... Actually, I just realized you probably don't know what a rebuttal is. Its where you argue another's point with valid and solid facts, not something you can just make up on the spot. Now, that we've gotten that out of the way, let me put it like this... Before you attempt to give me a rebuttal, I will say, you did a champion's duty by coming out here... But you haven't held that belt like a true champion. You haven't laid down a single challenge for it. You're a disgrace dude, or, as the fine ass, Kelly Monarch said--dude, what? I'm complimenting her! ... Anyway... A worthless piece of shit. So, go ahead and scream "ITS MY TITLE!!" a couple more dozen times, turn around, leave and then just show up LockUP! to get your ass handed to you... that is if you can find the arena."Of course, the crowd loved Yoshi, adorable little Asian he was. So, of course, they naturally cheered, same as they did with Kelly when she asked for their opinion. But who WOULDN'T agree with her on something? Especially something like THIS, where she was just stating simple facts. Yoshi shrugged his shoulders and rolled off his top rope hammock, landing on his feet, and then just leaned back into the corner.[/color][/font][/center] |
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Post by andy on Mar 10, 2008 11:46:54 GMT -5
Time has passed, with no *yawn* response from Nick Jones. Andrew fades out of the light cat nap he was in hanging out in the corner of the ring, before sighing. Did he just see Yoshi and Kelly playing cards? He looks up to the idiot on the stage.
"Can't say you didn't ask for a little bit of harshness. Now, that Yoshi's pretty much put you in your place... I'm sure this can all be called official. I mean, you haven't said anything in about twenty minutes... probably dreaming about some other place you'd rather be.... so, you're dismissed. Guys? Come on to the back and lets go celebrate an early win..." |
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Post by Dayna Mariano on Mar 10, 2008 11:50:14 GMT -5
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Post by andy on Mar 10, 2008 11:55:12 GMT -5
Something about Kelly... and... "fours..." and... stuff... just got stuck in his mind. Do the math. Backstage celebration, ftw? |
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