Post by Joe Bruiser on Feb 25, 2008 17:56:55 GMT -5
The camera comes on and you see the cavemaned 187 sitting there on the bottom bunk of his jail cell. A cop then walks up to the cell and speaks.
Mr. Taylor?
Gar?
Someone is here to see you.
G...
You then see... a man walk up to the cell. It is none other then Dr. Joe Bruiser. Joe nods to the cop as the cop opens up the cell for Joe to go inside. Joe walks in as the Cavemaned 187 stands up and stares at the smileing Bruiser. Joe is wearing a bright cherry red suit as he speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hello Mr. Taylor, I am Joe Bruiser. I will be your Lawyer for your trial. Now...[/glow]
Goo goo ga ga.
[glow=blue,2,300]Nice, but here is the thing, you are going to have to HELP ME OUT if you want to get out of jail.[/glow]
Joe sets down his bag and his BWWUUZZAA Energy drink on the ground. 187 eyes it... as Joe writes something down. Joe puts a pair of glasses on as 187 speaks.
Har ti oh me oh my.
[glow=blue,2,300]Yes Mr. Taylor you are in some deep shit. Or in your case a deep CAVE FULL of shit.[/glow]
Da foo doo doo.
[glow=blue,2,300]It was a figure of speech, a truthfull...figure of speech. Now Mr. Taylor......[/glow]
187 eyes the bag and drink.
[glow=blue,2,300]Mr. Taylor?[/glow]
187's eyes get bigger as he continues to stare at the drink and bag.
[glow=blue,2,300]MR. TAYLOR?[/glow]
187 snaps out of it.
WHA?
[glow=blue,2,300]Listen to me damnit...we have some business that we need to take care of.[/glow]
Ahh foo foo he har.
[glow=blue,2,300]WHat you mean you don't care? You want to get out of here don't cha?[/glow]
187 shakes his head like a shaggy dog shakes its body.
[glow=blue,2,300]Then why don't you care?[/glow]
Gee you ewwwwwwwww oopy doo do.
[glow=blue,2,300]Your going to break out of here?[/glow]
Bee bee zis zimeybooo.
Joe lowers his head and puts his hand on his face and tried not to laugh. Joe rises his head and looks at 187.
Joe laughs.
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright alright Mr. Taylor, no more MINDGAMES please. I already showed you what happens when you play MindGames with The Bruiser.[/glow]
Hu?
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh my bad there Me. Taylor, I forgot you took one to many BKO's to the head.[/glow]
Ju ass de foo har har hee hee.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh what is a BKO? Ha ha ha ha the BKO is also known as the Bruiser Knockout. It is my Special move that I do to ALL of my opponents in my matches. It always works and never fails. Did it to you like 3 times. Mr. Taylor. No wonder your such a retard.[/glow]
U u u u jk boo narnia caspian.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh no ha ha being a retard is a good thing. It means that you are the LOWEST of the LOW in our society. Thats...a good thing, as Diamond Dallas Page would put it.[/glow]
No moo moo farm mario.
[glow=blue,2,300]Uhmmmm Mr. Taylor, no no and no it does not put you in the same leauge as people like O J Simpson, or Micheal Jackson, or Richard Simmons. Hell, it doesn't even put you in the same league as the Familia. It puts you BELOW THERE LEAGUE. [/glow]
Yeller?
[glow=blue,2,300]Who are the Familia Oh they were nothing but a bunch of criminals who yours truly....[/glow]
Joe points at himself.
[glow=blue,2,300]Took out SINGLE HANDIDLY.[/glow]
Ve vu var VAAAAAAAAAGGGGG.
[glow=blue,2,300]Yes Mr. Taylor, I am that much of a beast. I have taken out such monsters and hero's that I have become EVERYONES Hero. No not the little boy with the talking Baseball bat and Glove ect... But the REAL Hero. I am sort of like a....god in the Lawyer...and the wrestling world.[/glow]
Jew Joo eyeballs Iz gots.
[glow=blue,2,300]You have Jub Jub Eyeballs? Does that also mean that you have Toe Jam footballs to?[/glow]
Yu yu yu yu yu bee but ayyyyyy.
[glow=blue,2,300]You also have hair down to your knees? Well, I must say...that is the truth right there.[/glow]
Joe flips to another piece of paper on his clipboard. 187 begins to eye Joe's BWWUUZZAA and bag again.
[glow=blue,2,300]Moving right along here...[/glow]
187 begins to drool.
[glow=blue,2,300]Is this your first felony Mr. Taylor?[/glow]
Joe looks up at 187.
[glow=blue,2,300]Uhmmm Mr. Taylor?[/glow]
187 continues to stare at the drink and bag.
ahhhhhhhhhh
[glow=blue,2,300]Your going to break out of here? What again? You said that earlier?[/glow]
Ji ho poopy.
Joe removes his glasses and begins to rub his eyes as he speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Huhhh Mr. Taylor this isn't helping your chances at the....[/glow]
All of the sudden 187 jumps out of his bunk and tackles down Joe and grabs the drink and bag. He takes off out of the cell and begins to run down the hallway going, "AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH." He better watch out for that tree, or in this case the wall. As 187 was running he ended up spilling the entire drink out of the can as when he grabbed it he was holding it upside down. Sounds like this is turning into another case of Dumb Crook News. All of the sudden from around the corner, a few cops show up and look at 187. From behind of him comes some more cops. 187 stops and looks around at the cops as Joe has gotten back up to his feet and watches what is going on.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh shit.[/glow]
HARDY HAR HARRRRRRRRRRR.
The cops then decide to tackle down 187 and begin to tase him. Joe begins to make some, ohhhhhhh and some ewwwww faces.
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Joe looks at the camera.
[glow=blue,2,300]Damn that ain't going to be good for Bob Dole.[/glow]
The cops continue to struggle with 187 as they continue to tase him.
HARRRRRDY HARRRRRRR HARRRRRRRRRRRR HAR.
The camera goes back on Joe.
[glow=blue,2,300]Well folks, thats what happens when you steal. [/glow]
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[glow=blue,2,300]Or you might end up like 187 over here, AS ONE OF THE PIGS IN THE STALL.[/glow]
The camera goes back to 187 who has since stop struggling with the cops. His hand is sticking out of the pile and you see the hand raise up and pour the rest of The BWUUZZAA out onto the leg of one of the cops. The camera switches back to Joe.
[glow=blue,2,300]But if you drink a BWWUUZZA you will be able to fight off ALL of those cops.[/glow]
Joe all of the sudden shoves his right hand into the camera and has a BWWUUZZAA in his hand. He cracks it open and the steam comes out of the drink, he raises it up to his mouth and chugs it down. Joe then looks at the Camera and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]BWWUUZZAA Energy Drink, it feels me up without slowing me down. If you ever need that extra boost? Drink a BWWUUZZAA.[/glow]
Joe then looks over at 187. The cops have since picked up and hand cuffed 187 who can barely walk now. The Camera goes back to Joe who is standing there surprised.
[glow=blue,2,300]Looks like I have a Nyukka to take care of.[/glow]
Joe runs out to where his bag was, he laughs as he runs by the cuffed 187. Once at his bag Joe leans over and picks it up. He then looks at the camera and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]See you guys at the trial.[/glow]
Joe puts his glasses on and turns around and walks away as the camera fades to black. Once the camera faded to black, you then hear Joe's voice.
[glow=blue,2,300]This episode was brought to you by BWWUUZZAA Enterprises and by the BWWUUZZAA Energy Drink. [/glow]
You then see a Pic of the BWWUUZZAA Energy Drink come up onto the screen.
[glow=blue,2,300]It fills me up without slowing me down. The BWWUUZZA Energy Drink.[/glow]
END
Mr. Taylor?
Gar?
Someone is here to see you.
G...
You then see... a man walk up to the cell. It is none other then Dr. Joe Bruiser. Joe nods to the cop as the cop opens up the cell for Joe to go inside. Joe walks in as the Cavemaned 187 stands up and stares at the smileing Bruiser. Joe is wearing a bright cherry red suit as he speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Hello Mr. Taylor, I am Joe Bruiser. I will be your Lawyer for your trial. Now...[/glow]
Goo goo ga ga.
[glow=blue,2,300]Nice, but here is the thing, you are going to have to HELP ME OUT if you want to get out of jail.[/glow]
Joe sets down his bag and his BWWUUZZAA Energy drink on the ground. 187 eyes it... as Joe writes something down. Joe puts a pair of glasses on as 187 speaks.
Har ti oh me oh my.
[glow=blue,2,300]Yes Mr. Taylor you are in some deep shit. Or in your case a deep CAVE FULL of shit.[/glow]
Da foo doo doo.
[glow=blue,2,300]It was a figure of speech, a truthfull...figure of speech. Now Mr. Taylor......[/glow]
187 eyes the bag and drink.
[glow=blue,2,300]Mr. Taylor?[/glow]
187's eyes get bigger as he continues to stare at the drink and bag.
[glow=blue,2,300]MR. TAYLOR?[/glow]
187 snaps out of it.
WHA?
[glow=blue,2,300]Listen to me damnit...we have some business that we need to take care of.[/glow]
Ahh foo foo he har.
[glow=blue,2,300]WHat you mean you don't care? You want to get out of here don't cha?[/glow]
187 shakes his head like a shaggy dog shakes its body.
[glow=blue,2,300]Then why don't you care?[/glow]
Gee you ewwwwwwwww oopy doo do.
[glow=blue,2,300]Your going to break out of here?[/glow]
Bee bee zis zimeybooo.
Joe lowers his head and puts his hand on his face and tried not to laugh. Joe rises his head and looks at 187.
Joe laughs.
[glow=blue,2,300]Alright alright Mr. Taylor, no more MINDGAMES please. I already showed you what happens when you play MindGames with The Bruiser.[/glow]
Hu?
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh my bad there Me. Taylor, I forgot you took one to many BKO's to the head.[/glow]
Ju ass de foo har har hee hee.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh what is a BKO? Ha ha ha ha the BKO is also known as the Bruiser Knockout. It is my Special move that I do to ALL of my opponents in my matches. It always works and never fails. Did it to you like 3 times. Mr. Taylor. No wonder your such a retard.[/glow]
U u u u jk boo narnia caspian.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh no ha ha being a retard is a good thing. It means that you are the LOWEST of the LOW in our society. Thats...a good thing, as Diamond Dallas Page would put it.[/glow]
No moo moo farm mario.
[glow=blue,2,300]Uhmmmm Mr. Taylor, no no and no it does not put you in the same leauge as people like O J Simpson, or Micheal Jackson, or Richard Simmons. Hell, it doesn't even put you in the same league as the Familia. It puts you BELOW THERE LEAGUE. [/glow]
Yeller?
[glow=blue,2,300]Who are the Familia Oh they were nothing but a bunch of criminals who yours truly....[/glow]
Joe points at himself.
[glow=blue,2,300]Took out SINGLE HANDIDLY.[/glow]
Ve vu var VAAAAAAAAAGGGGG.
[glow=blue,2,300]Yes Mr. Taylor, I am that much of a beast. I have taken out such monsters and hero's that I have become EVERYONES Hero. No not the little boy with the talking Baseball bat and Glove ect... But the REAL Hero. I am sort of like a....god in the Lawyer...and the wrestling world.[/glow]
Jew Joo eyeballs Iz gots.
[glow=blue,2,300]You have Jub Jub Eyeballs? Does that also mean that you have Toe Jam footballs to?[/glow]
Yu yu yu yu yu bee but ayyyyyy.
[glow=blue,2,300]You also have hair down to your knees? Well, I must say...that is the truth right there.[/glow]
Joe flips to another piece of paper on his clipboard. 187 begins to eye Joe's BWWUUZZAA and bag again.
[glow=blue,2,300]Moving right along here...[/glow]
187 begins to drool.
[glow=blue,2,300]Is this your first felony Mr. Taylor?[/glow]
Joe looks up at 187.
[glow=blue,2,300]Uhmmm Mr. Taylor?[/glow]
187 continues to stare at the drink and bag.
ahhhhhhhhhh
[glow=blue,2,300]Your going to break out of here? What again? You said that earlier?[/glow]
Ji ho poopy.
Joe removes his glasses and begins to rub his eyes as he speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]Huhhh Mr. Taylor this isn't helping your chances at the....[/glow]
All of the sudden 187 jumps out of his bunk and tackles down Joe and grabs the drink and bag. He takes off out of the cell and begins to run down the hallway going, "AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH." He better watch out for that tree, or in this case the wall. As 187 was running he ended up spilling the entire drink out of the can as when he grabbed it he was holding it upside down. Sounds like this is turning into another case of Dumb Crook News. All of the sudden from around the corner, a few cops show up and look at 187. From behind of him comes some more cops. 187 stops and looks around at the cops as Joe has gotten back up to his feet and watches what is going on.
[glow=blue,2,300]Oh shit.[/glow]
HARDY HAR HARRRRRRRRRRR.
The cops then decide to tackle down 187 and begin to tase him. Joe begins to make some, ohhhhhhh and some ewwwww faces.
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Joe looks at the camera.
[glow=blue,2,300]Damn that ain't going to be good for Bob Dole.[/glow]
The cops continue to struggle with 187 as they continue to tase him.
HARRRRRDY HARRRRRRR HARRRRRRRRRRRR HAR.
The camera goes back on Joe.
[glow=blue,2,300]Well folks, thats what happens when you steal. [/glow]
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[glow=blue,2,300]Or you might end up like 187 over here, AS ONE OF THE PIGS IN THE STALL.[/glow]
The camera goes back to 187 who has since stop struggling with the cops. His hand is sticking out of the pile and you see the hand raise up and pour the rest of The BWUUZZAA out onto the leg of one of the cops. The camera switches back to Joe.
[glow=blue,2,300]But if you drink a BWWUUZZA you will be able to fight off ALL of those cops.[/glow]
Joe all of the sudden shoves his right hand into the camera and has a BWWUUZZAA in his hand. He cracks it open and the steam comes out of the drink, he raises it up to his mouth and chugs it down. Joe then looks at the Camera and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]BWWUUZZAA Energy Drink, it feels me up without slowing me down. If you ever need that extra boost? Drink a BWWUUZZAA.[/glow]
Joe then looks over at 187. The cops have since picked up and hand cuffed 187 who can barely walk now. The Camera goes back to Joe who is standing there surprised.
[glow=blue,2,300]Looks like I have a Nyukka to take care of.[/glow]
Joe runs out to where his bag was, he laughs as he runs by the cuffed 187. Once at his bag Joe leans over and picks it up. He then looks at the camera and speaks.
[glow=blue,2,300]See you guys at the trial.[/glow]
Joe puts his glasses on and turns around and walks away as the camera fades to black. Once the camera faded to black, you then hear Joe's voice.
[glow=blue,2,300]This episode was brought to you by BWWUUZZAA Enterprises and by the BWWUUZZAA Energy Drink. [/glow]
You then see a Pic of the BWWUUZZAA Energy Drink come up onto the screen.
[glow=blue,2,300]It fills me up without slowing me down. The BWWUUZZA Energy Drink.[/glow]
END
First EVER APW Triple Crown Champion, 1x APW World Heavyweight Champion,1x APW Nationwide Champion, 1x APW Tag Team Champion (W/Marisol Mariposa and Corona) 1x GCW Global Warfare Champion