Post by hotspot on Feb 25, 2008 16:50:11 GMT -5
The screen fades in from white and shows Calvin H. Crossfire standing in front of the American flag. You can faintly hear the star spangled banner playing in the background. The text The Wildest Independent Rocking Party Candidate Calvin H. Crossfire.
“Gentlemen… Ladies… Voters of America, I am Calvin H. Crossfire the alternative to the boring old two horsed race to the White house. I represent The Wildest Independent Rocking Party, in race full of potential firsts, the first black president, and the first female president. I know that I myself would be the youngest president at just twenty-five years old, but let us consider that America needs change and I am the man to do it. So for a real change just listen to what I have to say, and then you shall see that I am the only sane choice in an insane world”
Calvin Then turns to look at the background which has now changed to an image of the white house and a pile of rubble
“ I am here to reveal a few truths about America that Uncle Sam doesn’t want you to know about. Take for example our crumbling education system, and our children are placed in run down schools learning things that will not be relevant in the real world. Advanced Calculus who uses that in the real world? Not all of our children will be physicists or rocket scientists!”
A video fades into the screen showing a blond woman who is playing like a child and seems to talk like she is a little girl
“Meet Chelsea my sister, Chelsea is an example of the failings in America’s cold hearted education system. Chelsea does not suffer from a mental condition and she is 24 years old, just one year younger than myself and my parents did the best they could for myself and Chelsea but without being gifted I myself would be in the same situation as Chelsea. She needs constant supervision just so that she doesn’t hurt herself whilst playing, America do you want your children to turn out like Chelsea because they didn’t have the right education?”
The screen goes back to Calvin standing against old glory
“We can put a man on the moon, so why can’t we open schools that help people like Chelsea? I Calvin H. Crossfire can give you the single reason… Greed… The government is holding back funds that could revitalize our education system, only you voters can change that. America is the land of the free, let’s make it free and fair for all. Everyone needs a skill whether it be clerical skills or automotive repair skills, my favorite class was shop but we never got to work on half the cars that we all drive. I worked on a car it was rusty and it was nothing short of a miracle that I got it running. Our schools are suffering because we don’t want to outlay the cash so that they can buy the necessary equipment.”
Calvin moves his arms in typical politician style.
“I am lucky that I was gifted with intelligence and I am good with my hands, but not all people share my determination to improve themselves. I am a wrestling champion and former Nascar competitor, my life has been good and I am prepared to give something back. I am prepared to put my own personal money into our schools, but I want a government who is prepared to use that money effectively. I am a new breed of politician, I am not corrupt, I am for the people and I am for the future… Of America.”
Calvin signals to someone off camera and it is Chelsea she comes into shot and hugs her brother. Turning and waving at the camera excitedly, Calvin looks at her and smiles before turning back to the camera and saying.
“Remember these words I won’t have my children pumping gas at Joe’s, vote for me and I give you my word your children won’t either!”
Calvin kisses Chelsea on her forehead before the camera fades out, and the words appear on the screen.
CALVIN H. CROSSFIRE THE ONLY REAL ALTERNATIVE FOR AMERICA
Paid for Mr C. H. Crossfire, and J. T. Stryder
“Gentlemen… Ladies… Voters of America, I am Calvin H. Crossfire the alternative to the boring old two horsed race to the White house. I represent The Wildest Independent Rocking Party, in race full of potential firsts, the first black president, and the first female president. I know that I myself would be the youngest president at just twenty-five years old, but let us consider that America needs change and I am the man to do it. So for a real change just listen to what I have to say, and then you shall see that I am the only sane choice in an insane world”
Calvin Then turns to look at the background which has now changed to an image of the white house and a pile of rubble
“ I am here to reveal a few truths about America that Uncle Sam doesn’t want you to know about. Take for example our crumbling education system, and our children are placed in run down schools learning things that will not be relevant in the real world. Advanced Calculus who uses that in the real world? Not all of our children will be physicists or rocket scientists!”
A video fades into the screen showing a blond woman who is playing like a child and seems to talk like she is a little girl
“Meet Chelsea my sister, Chelsea is an example of the failings in America’s cold hearted education system. Chelsea does not suffer from a mental condition and she is 24 years old, just one year younger than myself and my parents did the best they could for myself and Chelsea but without being gifted I myself would be in the same situation as Chelsea. She needs constant supervision just so that she doesn’t hurt herself whilst playing, America do you want your children to turn out like Chelsea because they didn’t have the right education?”
The screen goes back to Calvin standing against old glory
“We can put a man on the moon, so why can’t we open schools that help people like Chelsea? I Calvin H. Crossfire can give you the single reason… Greed… The government is holding back funds that could revitalize our education system, only you voters can change that. America is the land of the free, let’s make it free and fair for all. Everyone needs a skill whether it be clerical skills or automotive repair skills, my favorite class was shop but we never got to work on half the cars that we all drive. I worked on a car it was rusty and it was nothing short of a miracle that I got it running. Our schools are suffering because we don’t want to outlay the cash so that they can buy the necessary equipment.”
Calvin moves his arms in typical politician style.
“I am lucky that I was gifted with intelligence and I am good with my hands, but not all people share my determination to improve themselves. I am a wrestling champion and former Nascar competitor, my life has been good and I am prepared to give something back. I am prepared to put my own personal money into our schools, but I want a government who is prepared to use that money effectively. I am a new breed of politician, I am not corrupt, I am for the people and I am for the future… Of America.”
Calvin signals to someone off camera and it is Chelsea she comes into shot and hugs her brother. Turning and waving at the camera excitedly, Calvin looks at her and smiles before turning back to the camera and saying.
“Remember these words I won’t have my children pumping gas at Joe’s, vote for me and I give you my word your children won’t either!”
Calvin kisses Chelsea on her forehead before the camera fades out, and the words appear on the screen.
CALVIN H. CROSSFIRE THE ONLY REAL ALTERNATIVE FOR AMERICA
Paid for Mr C. H. Crossfire, and J. T. Stryder