Post by sumya on Feb 20, 2008 18:39:51 GMT -5
As GCW's PPV prospers it has a little pause. Enough time for the fans to pee, buy nachos or simply discuss about the matches to come. Nevertheless a special version of P.O.D's Boom irrupts in the stadium as Sumya dressed in street clothes appears with a trusty mic in her hands.
Well what we have here? A so-called Pay Per View? Without me? Pfft. I wouldn't be suprised if it has the lowest buyrates of GCW's history, I am not in the card! What is a PPV? That's Sumyaless you might ask yourselves?
Well let me answer it's not even a PPV, just a normal MayheM or LockUP that's interbranded for some sort and has some gimmicky name, just that!
I know you people will say that I have done nothing to be in the card, and that my debut was kinda lackluster. Hell I am not kidding anyone, it was bad, awful, tedious. I know I flunked. But hey you can't be perfect right? I am human and humans make mistakes! I bet all of you who sit in the drafters and expect to see perfect wrestlers are just a bunch of morons who cheat to their wives, or just don't know how to programme a DVD clock, or don't know how to rip off the CD plastic folds!
But don't worry if you feel disapointed by this PPV, tune in next MayheM, where you will see the best signee in GCW since... since... Well the best GCW signee of ALL TIME!!! In action, hype it like you wish fans, but next MahyeM is... Sumya's return.
And you can bank on, that someone's gonna be Lights Out...
Unlike this PPV... THAT will be entertainment.
Till you cheer for me next MayheM, I leave you with this House Show... I mean... PPV.
Sumya poses as the crowd boos her and chants "Loser" to her, Sumya angry kicks a stage light and again speaks
Oh yeah?! Well atleast I lost against a damn wrestler! I bet you fat boys would be Lights Out by just climbing over the damn security barricade! I wouldn't have to even touch you to pin you for the 1-2-3. You people make me sick! I still don't know why you paid for this trash but I made this PPV more worthy by appearing here! I was hoping some damn applause! But what could I expect of an American crowd? If you don't come here with a damn stovepipe hat you get nothing!
If you idiots provoke me any further I'll promise I'll lock every exit in the damn stadium and hunt you down one by one till you are all Lights Freakin' Out!!!!
An angry Sumya kicks some of the PPV setting a bit more before tossing the mic and taunting the crowd, she then leaves very angry...
Well what we have here? A so-called Pay Per View? Without me? Pfft. I wouldn't be suprised if it has the lowest buyrates of GCW's history, I am not in the card! What is a PPV? That's Sumyaless you might ask yourselves?
Well let me answer it's not even a PPV, just a normal MayheM or LockUP that's interbranded for some sort and has some gimmicky name, just that!
I know you people will say that I have done nothing to be in the card, and that my debut was kinda lackluster. Hell I am not kidding anyone, it was bad, awful, tedious. I know I flunked. But hey you can't be perfect right? I am human and humans make mistakes! I bet all of you who sit in the drafters and expect to see perfect wrestlers are just a bunch of morons who cheat to their wives, or just don't know how to programme a DVD clock, or don't know how to rip off the CD plastic folds!
But don't worry if you feel disapointed by this PPV, tune in next MayheM, where you will see the best signee in GCW since... since... Well the best GCW signee of ALL TIME!!! In action, hype it like you wish fans, but next MahyeM is... Sumya's return.
And you can bank on, that someone's gonna be Lights Out...
Unlike this PPV... THAT will be entertainment.
Till you cheer for me next MayheM, I leave you with this House Show... I mean... PPV.
Sumya poses as the crowd boos her and chants "Loser" to her, Sumya angry kicks a stage light and again speaks
Oh yeah?! Well atleast I lost against a damn wrestler! I bet you fat boys would be Lights Out by just climbing over the damn security barricade! I wouldn't have to even touch you to pin you for the 1-2-3. You people make me sick! I still don't know why you paid for this trash but I made this PPV more worthy by appearing here! I was hoping some damn applause! But what could I expect of an American crowd? If you don't come here with a damn stovepipe hat you get nothing!
If you idiots provoke me any further I'll promise I'll lock every exit in the damn stadium and hunt you down one by one till you are all Lights Freakin' Out!!!!
An angry Sumya kicks some of the PPV setting a bit more before tossing the mic and taunting the crowd, she then leaves very angry...