we're back(o2a)

[daclown]

After disappear towards the beginning of the season, Giggles was back. This time however, she had a new companion. This new companion was definitely bigger than her last one. The same kind of raggidy clothes that the last one had. The only other noticable difference between this new companion and her old one was his hair. This man's hair was longer and covered his face hiding it.

Giggles was wearing her usual wrestling outfit even though she wasn't a wrestler. Her usual clown facepaint was on too. They were exploring the backstage area of the arena in Atlanta. Giggles had decided not to have Shitman get a match. He would wait until either the house show after the PPV or Mayhem. She had big plans now that she was back and they involved Shitman himself and another individual. As they made their way around a corner, Giggles was talking to this new guy.

I made a mistake with that last oaf. But now with you, I'm going to basically own the Mayhem lockerroom and later the whole roster. I don't think anyone will be able to stand up to you. Not even that steroid abuser, Colombain. Shitman, you're definitely going to be one half of the most fearsome duo around here.

Shitman? Duo? A case of same name different person. Maybe she just called everyone Shitman. Who knows?

Then there's that moron Jericho Kaine. Annoying little punk who needs to just shut up. But it's not likely you'll see him. I've got bigger plans that don't involve them.

Well at least she hadn't forgotten Kaine and Colombain.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

And wandering around the backstage was none other than Chris Calloway, he was speaking via cellphone as he aproached Shitman and Giggles

Yeah, yeah, I know, Kiss is in GCW I can't wait to see her face when she sees me, allright cya laters

Chris then sees a mirror, he stops by to check himself out.

Oh yeah, Chris you always look awesome, just snap your fingers and all the chicas will be craaazy for you.

Chris then keeps walking until he sees Shitman and Giggles

Ugh... I am glad I am not one of this guys, but.. Whoa! That's a hot clownie Momma! Hmmm I remembered some clownie girl phoned me yesterday saying if I would like to make a team with her client...

Chris aproaches Giggles

Hey there chica, I am the man that embodies your dreams.. But look yesterday some chica phoned me asking me to be the tag team partner of her agent, and since you are the only manager chica that I know. I guess it has been you. Well chica you have here a man that's worth being managed (h) So who is your client? Is he like me?

Chris then leans to see Shitman

Who let that hobo in?

[daclown]

Giggles looks at dumbass who had approached her and Shitman. She was starting to wonder why she called him again. This moron had better learn his place. You don't make advances towards her and not suffer consequences.

This hobo is Shitman. He's your new partner whether you like it or not. But I'm going set some ground rules that even your pathetic mind can understand. You hit on me, and I will make sure you will never enjoy yourself again. Think you can understand these rules?

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Calloway nevertheless insisted on his behavour

So that's my tag team partner? Sheesh chica, where did you get him from? Let me take him and shape him in a C. Cal look. And whaddaya said 'bout his name? Shitman? SHITMAN!?!

Chris then starts laughing

Chica sorry to burst ya' bubble but this name sucks, if it was atleast Jellyfish Man that'd be somewhat funny. But Shitman?!? Let me guess his catchphrase his: "I am the shit!" ;D

Chica you did well phoning me because this Shitty guy needs a full wash and you asked the right man for doing so Now chica how about if we leave El Shitto in the gym and you and I discuss about those wrestling thingies such as... er... er... Well we'll find later.

[vstyles]

!-V is who's minding her own business till she hears some loudmouth talking to Chris any own kind of way there. V didn't like that, and decided to make her way over there.-!

!-Chris, hun, who are these people. Seems that they are giving you attitude?-!

!-She gets behind him, and arm around his waist a little.-!

!-Well, Chris. I'm waiting -!

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris rises his sight and sees V Styles

Hey V, this is Shitman, but don't worry we'll change that name later and the clown chick here.. I dunno her name but if it's the same style than Shitman, we'll change it later too.

Anyways V, yesterday I saw a handsome man in your bathroom, and of course worried as I am, I phoned the police, fortunately I had to cancel the call, because that awesome looking guy was me

So whaddaya say chicas? Do we throw Shitto in a gym and we go to the disco and we shake the bootie? After dancing I can shake what's in front of the bootie for both of ya chicas, C. Cal doesn't need Mamajuana nor Redbull to stay wild and erect all night long, ask Bruno if you doubt my words

[vstyles]

!-Pshh. Like she doesn't know?-!

!-Yeah Chris, I have been in your bed, and you have been in mine. You think I don't know how wild, and erotic your ass could be at night?

I'm a girl. I do remember these things .-!

!-She looks at the guy named "Shitman", and the girl.-!

!-Hello people.-!

!-She then turns her attention back to Chris.-!

!-Yeah we can go to the club if you want. I know you like see my ass move on the dance floor . Just make sure friends stay one step behind K?

Don't want to be having any "accidents" ya know .-!

[daclown]

Giggles looks at Chris and then uhm V as Chris called her.

You're with this buffoon?

She flips her purple hair a bit.

Then maybe you can explain to me why he even is going to attempt to hit on me.

Second I don't need to hear about your damn sex lives.

She shakes her head in disgust.

You two knock yourselves out with the uhm "disco". I have a feeling it'd turn into something that I really don't need to see. I really don't feel like being scarred for life. And Chris I don't care if you like his name or not. He's your partner and you're going to deal with it.

Giggles looks at Chris then at V again.

Why do men have to be such morons sometimes. Only thing they're good for is carrying around the shit of a woman.

Like she could call herself as a woman. More like bitch. But yea, she really had the urge to kick Chris in the nuts for even suggesting the dancing and flopping junk and all that other disturbing stuff.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris rised his left eyebrow at that comment made by Giggles

If you say that men are only good for carrying the shit of a woman that's why your client is called Shitman? ;D What's the matter girl why are you so agressive towards me? Maybe you need a massage, I am a professional masseuse See this hands? They kick ass but know how to fondle aswell, ask V

An instrumental version of "I've Got To Have It" by Jermaine Dupri hits in the backstage area, it comes from Chris' cellphone

Uh sorry, personal call ladies

Chris answers the phone

Yeah? Hey Harriet, what's going on? Yeah I am here, with V. Whaddaya say girl? Wanna shake rattle & roll tonight in the disco? Yeah?.. Awesomely, just phone Jason, Lacey, Sherry, Tracy, Regina, Sinclaire, Ann, Seth and Bryan, we gonna rock tonight at the disco babe.

Chris hangs the phone and then takes a look at himself with the cellphone screen

Oh yeah Chris, fully loaded, the ladies know whatta man they need

So... Clownie maybe you and the Shitty guy, if you got better dresses you'd be able to come with us at the part-ay but since chica you show your teeth at me everytime I act friendly to you, I think the best to do is to wait till next MayheM, then maybe after me and El Shitto get the tag team titles, you'll change your thoughts about me

[daclown]

Giggles looks at Chris with a death stare. Okay, did he want to die or something?

Maybe that's what I need. Maybe I need a massage. So maybe you should try to give me one and see how long those hands are attached to your arms. I'm not going to your damn party and if you two did win the tag titles I'm starting to think it'd be a total miracle. I'm shocked you've done as well as you have here. And call me Giggles not clownie damn it.

Giggles was starting to figure he wouldn't take the clue. In fact, right now she wouldn't be surprised if she was kidnapped and dragged to this "party" by him. But she still had Shitman around. He was big, he liked violence. Surely he could protect Giggles from Chris' bafoonness.