Shopping (o2a)

[Christina Gruber]

The place: The Chicago Shopping Centre
The time: 10:43 AM

“Hm … that looks sexy …”

The 6´7” tall woman is thinking as she looks in the window of the underwear shop here in the Chicago Shopping Centre. The woman was of course is nobody else as the personal assistant of Miss Kimberly Master, Christina Gruber, or how some people like to call her Seraphina. But this is not the place nor the time to call her that way. Today Christina has taken the day off as she doesn’t has anything to do while GCW hasn’t opened its gates for the casual wrestlers. So … shopping looked like a nice alternative compared to do nothing the whole day again.

Looking in the window of the shop, Christina is wondering if they have the underwear in her size as well. Rubbing with her right hand against her forehead, Christie image how the underwear would look on her. A smile appears on her face as she decides to walk in the shop to see if she may find something that fits her.

“Nice”

Christina is saying while she walks around in the shop. They have a very good assortment of bra and panties in here and the big girl is really questioning herself what she should try out first.

[jenkins]

Soon a security guard passes near Christina holding both Jenkins by the shoulder.

I am gonna teach you both a lesson about what happens when you sniff panties

the Jenkins struggle to release themselves, however they are too weak to do so.

Aw! Come on you know the saying: "If ya don't sniff, dick don't get stiff"

Ya! We ain't had sex fo' 3 years!

And you two don't wonder why? You look like rapists and you smell awful, and you even sniff panties without hiding yourselves!

Two gays can kiss each other in the middle of the street and nothing happens, we sniff panties and all hell breaks upon us. This isn't fair!

I ain't the one to argue laws here.

But ya are the one to punish us for them!

The security guard tired of arguing throws both Jenkins away. The Jenkins eat curb as they see that Christina Gruber is there. They quickly stand up and go to speak with her

Y'are Miss Masters assistant aren't ya?

We hope you don't snitch bout we saw here, we don't want to have a negative reputation in GCW. We are the guys who made Plymouth famous, but we don't wanna be the guys that made Chicago notorious, gotcha what I mean-a?

The Jenkins wink at Gruber, hoping a positive response.... We guess this two perverts aren't gonna be very well-received... But who knows

[Christina Gruber]

Christina turns her head in the direction of the two guys who have just made fools out of themselves. Blowing the hair out of her face she looks down at this 2 midgets … not exactly sure what she should think about such a behaviour. Both are some crazy looking guys, one has some curly hair while the other one wears his in a similar was Christina does nowadays. But the thing that really stands out is that they guys are looking pretty similar which means that they are properly related to each other, something that doesn’t matter after all at this moment as they seam to know who Christie is … but calling her the assistant of Miss Masters is not exactly a way to make a plus point by her … she got a name after all. Raising her hand in front of her face she starts to rub her forehead before she made a decision how she should deal with the clowns.

“Guys … who the hell are ?”

[jenkins]

Both Jenkins gasp amazed that Christina doesn't know them

She's gotta be jokin'. All this staff people have a big sense of humour.

Lady we are the Jenkins, one of the "bestest" tag team known to mankind and womankind, after a succesful, and I say SUCCESFUL, career in the independent scene of Massachusetts we are the "newsest" hot commodity to make GCW proud.

Oh yeah! As my bro said, we are the best tag team period. And we don't wantsa this little thingy you watched here to jinx our debut lady.

Jasper takes out his wallet, he takes a look at what he has: A shopping list, a bus ticket, and 5 bucks. He takes the bus ticket

So you might accept this as a... a... a... present, after all you look gorgeous

Lester then out of nowhere throws a lewd comment at Christina

And easy on bed

Jasper faster than lighting elbows Lester in the stomach.... Bad move as Lester has a reputation of having loose bowels.... And it was a bad move indeed as Lester starts throwing up

Oh shit!

Lester stumbles and throws up on the most expensive panties

Uh bro I think I need an anti-emetic...

Jasper grabs the bus ticket he gave to Gruber

Sorry lady, but we need this, I have to take my bro to hospital and the taxi company has already banned us, hehe...

Lester then takes out a used stamp and he gives it to Gruber

Take this in comp....

Lester barfs again this time near Christina

Uh Lester I think we should leave..

the security guard comes again and throws both The Jenkins away again, a lady starts cleaning all the mess they provoked however Jasper and Lester manage to get into the shop again

We are fine now Miss... Miss...

Heh we don't even know your name, we just know what your job is. Anyways let me introduce ourselves, I am Lester Jenkins and here is my brother Jasper. As he toldcha we are the best tag team to ever grace a company.

And since-a we don't want that miss masters gets a bad comentary of us... I was asking if ya could look to the other side from today's episode, I tell ya that the puke show you watch happens only when Lester gets pummeled in the gut. And hey since ya are a lone woman here, ya wouldn't mind us to accompain ya... The streets are dangerous in this time of the day....

Lester then drools watching some of the panties Christina was looking

And lady such big size needs big sniff.... Er.. Protection

Will Ms. Gruber accept the protection of this two sleazeballs? Only time will say

[Christina Gruber]

Christina raise disgusted by this two clowns her eyebrows and holds her nose with her right hand to make sure that non of this ... “smell” … of the thrown up enters her nose. Not exactly sure what she should held from this two jerks she just says …

“Guys … how can you be wrestlers when everything you need to do is to punch him in the stomach and he starts to throw up? I mean … that is exactly what will happen when you 2 step in the ring. So how you two want to avoid this little result of an punch in the gut? … Forget … I don’t want to know that. I only know one thing … I am sure as hell not buying here some underwear as you two properly have sniffed at every panties here in the shop and this is just disgusting.”

[defleppardvanhalen]

Over at the store next door (a music store), "Wild Thing" James Bowen was putting on a guitar clinic. Playing some licks, riffs, and solos, and showing young guitarists how to fix their axes.

[jenkins]

Oh yeah y'are right lady this shop sucks, it smells very bad and it has security guards with a very nasty attitude.

Wanna know how I avoid puking in the ring lady? Taking this

Lester reveals a bottle of medicine

This is Anti-Emetic Plus 3000, one sip of this and you don't puke in 8 days. Ya might want a taste of it?

Lester then rattles the bottle in front of Christina's face. Jasper annoyed at some music gets out of the shop and yells at James

Heya hippie! It's a bit late fo' Woodstock isn't it?

Ya see chick? This shop sucks and the panties gimme an allergic reaction, tons of zits appear on my buttcheeks? Wanna see them?

Before Lester drops his pants to show Christina his bare zitted butt, the security guard appears again and throws them away from the shop AGAIN, The Jenkins land in front of the music store and yell at James

I bet'cha can't even play Pop Goes The Weasel

And getsa a haircut ya hippie. When Miss Masters assistant comes out of the shop, we hope ya don't disturb her, we don't want to get violent with cha.

[defleppardvanhalen]

[glow=limegreen,2,300]Well, yes, I can play "Pop Goes The Weasel" for ya.[/glow]

James played "Pop Goes The Weasel" on guitar. After that, he thanked everyone at the music store for doing the guitar clinic, left the mall, and sped off in his Ferrari.

[Christina Gruber]

Leaving the underwear shop, Christina looks at the two clowns and how they have found some kind of 60th year guy. Shaking her head again, she simple walks away from the two as long as they are not paying attention were she is. Not that she needs to get physical with these two Jenkins brothers.