Post by hollows on Jan 23, 2008 13:19:24 GMT -5
Heaven let your Light shine Down begins blairing over the PA system, announcing the arrival of Hollows. He emerges from backstage, and begins walking dow to the ring. Nothing fancy this time around. He climbs in, and requests a Mic, so he can begin.
Hmm..where to start. Lets see, not only will I get my hands on Starr in our buried alive match, but I also get to face him in the mini rumble for the MayHem Championship. Not quite the title I wanted, but it'll do for now. Who else is in this match you ask? I'll start with Angel Fyre. Yet, another Atlanta knockoff you thinks they can come in and run the show. Mr. Hollywood...thinks someone actually gives a damn about his acting career. Let me tell you something man. If you think acting is such a big deal, why dont you get out of my ring, and stay out. The squared circle aint no place for a pretty boy wanna be...
Now we have The Man. What the fuck kinda name is that? The Man...pfft. Cant even catch a couple women running cause they dont wanna suck his dick. Shit, I dont blame em for running. Actually, I just remembered something. One of them girls just so happens to be a good friend of mine's sister, so theres reason enough to kick your ass. Oh, but the list doesnt end there. Oh no. Next up is Jacob Cruise. The Gaawd of Submission. His ass sure left me hanging in that qualifyer match didnt he? I think he got scared, b I dont know. Maybe its because his bitch partner has refused to show up. I really dont know, but I can guarantee he dont make it very far in this match....Submission aint gonna be very usefull in stopping me from throwing his ass over that top rope.
ANYWAY....
Now, ... I aint the type of guy to dog on women, So I aint going to. If they think they got what it takes to get in the ring and survive, then by all means, let em. Im all for it. I've never been in the ring with a female before, so we'll see what happens in this match.
And last, but sure as hell not least, we got Brent Starr. Numero Uno on my top ten shit list. He ranks right up there with people like Vegas and 187. Hell, aint Starr's ass actually connected somehow with them? If so, that makes it that much better. Just so you know Starr, your the first one Im coming after, and then Im gonna kick your ass all the way to hell and back when we meet in our buried alive match. You can bet your ass on that.
If I win this match...good, if I dont, oh well. The MayHem Title isnt one that Im particularly after, but I guess it'll do for now. Im gonna let you know right now, ya'll can stay in the back, and bitch and complain, or you can bring it out here, either way I dont care.... Actually, I do wanna hear what ya'll gotta say, so someone get yer ass out here...
Hmm..where to start. Lets see, not only will I get my hands on Starr in our buried alive match, but I also get to face him in the mini rumble for the MayHem Championship. Not quite the title I wanted, but it'll do for now. Who else is in this match you ask? I'll start with Angel Fyre. Yet, another Atlanta knockoff you thinks they can come in and run the show. Mr. Hollywood...thinks someone actually gives a damn about his acting career. Let me tell you something man. If you think acting is such a big deal, why dont you get out of my ring, and stay out. The squared circle aint no place for a pretty boy wanna be...
Now we have The Man. What the fuck kinda name is that? The Man...pfft. Cant even catch a couple women running cause they dont wanna suck his dick. Shit, I dont blame em for running. Actually, I just remembered something. One of them girls just so happens to be a good friend of mine's sister, so theres reason enough to kick your ass. Oh, but the list doesnt end there. Oh no. Next up is Jacob Cruise. The Gaawd of Submission. His ass sure left me hanging in that qualifyer match didnt he? I think he got scared, b I dont know. Maybe its because his bitch partner has refused to show up. I really dont know, but I can guarantee he dont make it very far in this match....Submission aint gonna be very usefull in stopping me from throwing his ass over that top rope.
ANYWAY....
Now, ... I aint the type of guy to dog on women, So I aint going to. If they think they got what it takes to get in the ring and survive, then by all means, let em. Im all for it. I've never been in the ring with a female before, so we'll see what happens in this match.
And last, but sure as hell not least, we got Brent Starr. Numero Uno on my top ten shit list. He ranks right up there with people like Vegas and 187. Hell, aint Starr's ass actually connected somehow with them? If so, that makes it that much better. Just so you know Starr, your the first one Im coming after, and then Im gonna kick your ass all the way to hell and back when we meet in our buried alive match. You can bet your ass on that.
If I win this match...good, if I dont, oh well. The MayHem Title isnt one that Im particularly after, but I guess it'll do for now. Im gonna let you know right now, ya'll can stay in the back, and bitch and complain, or you can bring it out here, either way I dont care.... Actually, I do wanna hear what ya'll gotta say, so someone get yer ass out here...