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Post by <~The Shooting Starr~> on Jan 22, 2008 19:56:10 GMT -5
We open up in the same graveyard which we saw Corey Hollows in previously, digging the grave he threatened Brent Starr with.
Brent is seen talking to the maintenance man of the graveyard when we cut in on the conversation and pickup the audio/video Alright look. That's five grand, and all you gotta do is wait till I got him in the grave and laid out. When you see that happen, you start the dozer and drop the dirt in, burying him beneath enough dirt that he'll be digging himself out and gasping for air enough that it will scare the shit out of him. Maybe then he'll rethink his choice of matches.
Ok? You got that?Yip, wait till he's knocked out in that there hole. Start up old daisy there and drop the dirt in. No problem Mr Star. Easy money, easy task.Right! Now don't screw this up old timer. He should be here anytime now. If I know him like I think I do. He won't be able to stay away after me threatening him via txt messages all day and night.With that, Brent grabs the lantern from the old guy and walks towards the pre-dug hole and awaits the arrival of his opponent for Absolution |
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Post by hollows on Jan 22, 2008 20:08:45 GMT -5
Hollows stood off to the side, hiding behind an old run down building. Though the match wasnt for another couple days, Starr had been pushin him on an on to meet him here. He couldnt figure out why Starr was talking to the maintanence man. Hollows had talked to the guy earlier in the day, and payed him off, to make sure Starr didnt make it to Sunday. His intentions were far from friendly, as those that had confrontations with him before figured out the hard way. Maybe Starr would finally get the point that he wasnt fooling around....
He looked down at the ground as Starr walked away from the old fart he had been talking to. Noticing he had the shovel in his hands, Hollows knew he needed something to defend himself with. But what..He looked around the area he now stood in, and the only thing he could see was a rock. What the hell was a rock gonna do to help him out? Only thing to do is find out.
He picks it up, and walks out from behind the building. He finds Starr, draws back...and launches the rock directly in Starr's direction.... |
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Post by <~The Shooting Starr~> on Jan 22, 2008 20:16:47 GMT -5
**WHACK**
right in forehead just above his left eye. Who the fuck throws a rock at a man from 2 feet away. You could have just smashed me with it in your hand still, no need to wind up.
OH... IT'S YOU!! FUCKING HOLLOWS!!!He takes the shovel that was in his right hand, drops the lantern from the left hand and firmly grips the shovel as he winds back and swings for the fences.
aka Hollows head
*WHAMMM*
it connects
with a tree Ouch ouch ouch ouch.. holy fuck that hurt the hands. Why would you duck? WHY WOULD YOU DUCK!! Now my hands are broken. Are you happy? You happy, now I can't fight you at the pay per view!!As hollows pops back up from his ducking position, laughing at Brent who probably had justifiably broke something in atleast one of his hands, he gets a face full of dirt as Brent had gathered some up in his hands as he was complaining. Take that you dirt bastard. I hope ya go blind!!His laughter is cut short as he notices Hollows had his hands over his face still laughing. The dirt simply bounced of his hands and didn't even get into his eyes at all. |
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Post by hollows on Jan 22, 2008 20:29:33 GMT -5
Are you just plum retarded? I thought you had more sence than that Starr..I mean, come one..who throws dirt these days?
He said as he was standing from his laughing position. The shovel was one thing...but dirt is just childish.
While Starr continues to hold his hand, Hollows grabs one of the low lying branches on the tree and begins backing up...trying to pull the branch off the tree. He didnt think about just letting go, and letting the branch whiplash and hit Starr...instead, the branch broke, and he stumbled back a bit. After regaining his composure, he takes off, as does Starr. He begins swinging the branch at Starrs legs...
....And finally connects. He continues swinging, trying not to laugh his ass off.... |
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Post by <~The Shooting Starr~> on Jan 22, 2008 20:38:18 GMT -5
Ow... ow... ow...ouch...fuck...ow that one hurtHollows finally stops whipping him with the branch.. or twig rather, that he was chasing him with. He can barely contain the laughter as Starr stands there, hands on his hips looking at him, fuming from the mouth. Sweat and steam pouring off of him What the shit Corey? WHAT...THE....SHIT! Why are you chasing me with a god damn tree branch and whipping me. Man up guy, man up. Atleast pick a thicker branch if your gonna beat me man.Obliged
As Brent's eyes begin to water, Corey Hollows now has a four foot long 6 inch thick branch from a fallen tree in his hands as he approaches him Ok.. I was kidding. I'm fine with the smaller one. Use that all you want, put down the log.
Put it down man....
I'm not playing anymore man. Put it down...
Look I know Kung fu, tae kwan do, jeet kune do, tae bo, Bo jackson, Bo Didley. You want his autograph? I can get it man. I can make it happen. Bo Didley's autograph. All you gotta do is put it down and calmly walk over to the hole over there that you dug, and accidently fall into it. Ok? Deal?Hollows looks at the grave which he predug and smiles. It's only about 15, maybe 20 feet away. All he's gotta do is chase Starr around alittle bit more and he's bound to fall in on his own right?
Yep.. off he ran
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Post by hollows on Jan 22, 2008 20:50:35 GMT -5
The maintanence guy had been standing there waiting. Waiting for the right moment. It almost looked as if he was laughing. Starr takes off, and Hollows follows. They run around for a little bit, and Hollows began to tire just a little bit. All this chasing could wear anyone out. Starr contines running though....
So he takes a shortcut, hoping to maybe cut Starr off. He rounds the corner of a building in the far back corner of the yard, only to stumble upon a couple goths gettin their grove on right then and there. They didnt even notice him until he got right up next to them, and picked up one of their spike laced boots....that happened to be laying on the ground..instead of on their feet.
Hey..sorry to bug you..but um..can I..well, damn your fine girl. Damn. Too bad Im married....
Oh yeah, can I borrow this for like 5 minutes? I'll bring it right back..I promise.
Sure man..whatever..just...
You fuckin Goth idiot.....
He walks off,not paying attention to the two kids fuckin in the graveyard. Ignoring anything else they had to say. He walks arond the building again, and spots Starr taking a breather over by the fence. He launches the boot around the corner...in Brents direction...hoping to nail his ass.... |
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Post by <~The Shooting Starr~> on Jan 22, 2008 21:00:07 GMT -5
Nail it? No!
Spike it? Yes, yes it does.
It sticks into Starr's ass as he's bent over. OW
What the hell? Is that a boot protruding from my ass now? Yes, yes it is! God damn you, you Sadomasochist bastard. How dare you try to use your bedtime tactics on me. I'm Brent Starr! I can and will PWN you, you know.
Now look, we need to stop this nonsense. So hows about we walk calmly over and admire and the nice grave you dug here, and we can settle our differences, or else bad things, are gonna happen. Just like the bussey boys say. Bad things are going to happen.Whats this? He got through to him. Corey Hollows actually listened to him?
The two men walk calmly the 30 yards to where the hole is dug and when they get there they both stop and look at eachother.
Suddenly two fists fly toward eachother and both connect..
...litteraly the two fists hit eachother as they both tried to get a cheap shot on the other |
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Post by hollows on Jan 22, 2008 21:11:05 GMT -5
You cheap shot taking little bitch. How you gonna take a shot at me? I was just gonna talk to your ass..get this childish bullshit out of the way..and you take a swing at me....Thats bullshit......He holds his right fist in his left hand..trying to comfort the pain. That shit hurt. He steps back for a moment...as does Starr, who also seems to be holding his hand in pain. They both look down in the hole...then back to one another, and back. Hollows looks over at the maintanence man, winks, and begins to take off. Starr notices him coming...and does the same thing. About two foot from colliding, both men lose their balance, and fall into the hole, hitting the bottom with enough force to knock them both out. In the background, you can hear old Betsy starting up...and begin to make her way over to the whole...
....The operator pushes the dirt on top of the two men...walking away with more money then he could ask for from such a petty job......THE END?  ?? |
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