Post by jenkins on Feb 1, 2008 20:56:23 GMT -5
The theme song of The Jenkins irrupt the stadium as the crowd turns to see this Colin Delaney-esque team come out, The Jenkins are sporting new attires and suprise, they got some tattoos! Our fans guess they must have been wasting their payrolls on this items, they also wear multiple bandages in their heads, not a surprise since in every match they have been, they have been busted wide open... The Jenkins arrive at the ring and demand a mic, our fans try to escape, but too late, they have begun to speak
People! We have a problem!
And it isn't a maths or physics or chemistry problem, is a problem about you people! As you see me and my brother here haven't been pretty succesful winning, we almost won something but in the end those bullies who were our opponents won. How did they won? By busting our heads wide open and taking a feast with our blood!
Those sadistic people me and my brother do not know that who laughs last, laughs better! Ain't I right Lester?
You are always are, anyways people as you have seen we have new attires, beautiful aren't they? Just as beautiful as our sure victory will be... No matter what a sadistic emo pedophile loser we have to face, the Jenkins are still standing and standing TALL
'Coz this time will be our victory time, that tarot card reader that costed us 900 $ made sure that if we took this potion we would win as many matches we wished.
And me and Jasper drank the whole bottle, so the next guy who appears thru the stage, can be officially be named the loser of this bout, because he is completely chanceless... So who is brave enough to jeopardize his career?
The Jenkins got swindled.... Again
People! We have a problem!
And it isn't a maths or physics or chemistry problem, is a problem about you people! As you see me and my brother here haven't been pretty succesful winning, we almost won something but in the end those bullies who were our opponents won. How did they won? By busting our heads wide open and taking a feast with our blood!
Those sadistic people me and my brother do not know that who laughs last, laughs better! Ain't I right Lester?
You are always are, anyways people as you have seen we have new attires, beautiful aren't they? Just as beautiful as our sure victory will be... No matter what a sadistic emo pedophile loser we have to face, the Jenkins are still standing and standing TALL
'Coz this time will be our victory time, that tarot card reader that costed us 900 $ made sure that if we took this potion we would win as many matches we wished.
And me and Jasper drank the whole bottle, so the next guy who appears thru the stage, can be officially be named the loser of this bout, because he is completely chanceless... So who is brave enough to jeopardize his career?
The Jenkins got swindled.... Again
