Who Want It Wit Us.

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.: The crowd is packed at the United Center ready to see what Global Championship Wrestling has to offer. People are talking amongst themselves when "I'm So Hood" starts to play over the PA system. The arena dims a bit, and green and yellow flashing lights come on. Then through the curtains coming out Tha Hood Connect Chi Money and Kid M.V.P. :.

.: The crowd goes bananas for one of there own as many recognize Chi Money. Chi goes to one side of the stage as Kid goes to the other. They hype up the crowd rapping along to the chorus of their theme song getting the crowd into it. Kid does his two step then does the crank that motorcycle dance. As Money just does his smooth two step rock. They meet at the middle, and get each other crunk before making their way do to the ring. :.

.: They give dap, high fives, and get people dancing as the get down to ring side. As Chi Money walks up the steel steps, and into the ring. M.V.P jumps up on the barricade, and dances some more doing the hand clap. He walks along the barricade his slapping hands with the fans hyping them up even more. He then jumps down off the barricade runs, and hops on the ring apron making his way in the ring. :.

.: As the both are doing their thing in the ring Kid motion for a mic from ring side. When he is handed the mic., and the music dies down. The Kid yells in the mic. :.

Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! YO! WHAT"S POPPIN" CHICAGO ILLINOIS! This ya boi tha one and only Kid M.V.P, and to my left is the hometown hero. The man that's sumthin' like a pimp. The Mr. BBD himself Chi Money.

.: Chi takes a bow to all sides of the ring, and waves to his Chicago peeps. :.

Now before we continue with tha festivities, and keep you all crunked, pumped, and entertained. We gotta get to why we came out here in the first place. An that's to get a match for Exodus poppin' off. We don't care who it is. We don't where ya from. Hell we don't care about yo gender neither. We don't mind tapping no female bootie for all to see. Ya mean. I'm sure Chi here doesn't mind. Hell I'm sure he wonder prefer tieing it up with a fine woman instead of so dude.

But we are taking all comers. So don't be shy, and come party with me and Chi. Come kick it with some real hood dudes, and lets get the arena crunk dawg.

.: Chi taps Kid one the shoulder, and motions for M.V.P to hand him the mic. As the Kid tosses the mic to Chi. Money goes to the ropes a yells. :.

WHAT"S REALLY HOOD IN THE CHI! WHAT"S REALLY GOING DOWN! Well I tell you my peoples. Ya boy Chi and M.V.P are here to make a statement. We are here to put it down. We ready to throwdown wit anyone who want it wit us. Ya dig. The Kid ready to go, and you know Chi is money in the ring. GCDub got a steal when they signed us. We here to put their tag team division on the map baby.

I will go so far as to put every tag team in the GCDub on notice. Get down or get put down. Stand up or shut up. Step ya wrestling game up or get forked up. We ain't come here to be bout no games. Ya dig. We can to GCW to be a staple in this company, and in this business as a whole. An if anybody in the back don't like what I'm saying come do something bout it. Because Tha Hood Connect ain't going nowhere. Ya dig.

.: As is talking o the crowd Kid has gotta another mic for ring side. :.

That's right. It's just like my big homey said. Ya mean. We don't mean no disrespect or nothing like that. We just telling it like it is. We seen to many time before in many promotion. The tag team division get ignored, and not put on center stage or in a main event spot.

Well we're here to change that, and if you ain't wit that. You can get back. Cuz we are here to show we mean bizness through actions and words. And it all starts at Exodus right here in the Chi.

Ya Dig.

So who gonna be the first team to step up to the plate? Who gonna step up, and take on Tha Hood Connect on their home turf? Who's bold enough, bad enough, and talented enough. To help us put on the best match possible, and help us make a statement. That the GCW tag team division ain't no joke.

[zachary]

Johnny Star walks from backstage and he began just laughing into the microphone. He then just shook his head at these two clowns.

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"Wow, stop acting like you guys are somebody your nothing. In my eyes you two are as big as The man's nut sack... and that is pretty small. You guys want someone to fight you huh? We'll if you wanna know I will take you two on and you know who my partner will be? Does Chi-town wanna know?"

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The entire crowd screams.

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"We'll let me break it down too these two clowns in the ring. You guys are nobodies, you guys need to stop wrestling, and my partner is Mr. Rockstar... Do you accept because if you don't I can take on these two clowns by myself..."

Star begins to laugh at these two bumbs in the middle of the ring.

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.: Both Chi and Kid start laughing hysterically in the ring. Chi just shakes his head at this man's sorry attempt to discredit them. They can't help but laugh at the man Johnny Star standing on the stage. :.

Wow. Just Wow. Yo Chi did you just hear what this chump just said.

Yeah man. I think this sucka was drop on his head as a child or something. I mean who does this guy think he is.

I think his just trying to make a name for himself, but it's not working. Because you just some lame ass sucka thinking he the next big thing. When in all actuality you the bum that probably will be gone in like a months time.

You right about that my nicca. I mean come on Kid. I could have sworn we asked for a tag team to come out, and accept our challenge. Not some crack head thinking his funny. An he doesn't even have a partner. His just some weak ass singles wrestling hoping he can get some one out here desperate enough to tag with him. Because he knows he can't compete in singles completion. Cuz his a loser that couldn't win a match if his life depended on it.

Listen up chump. The only clown I see here is you, and your doing a piss poor job at that. You come out here, and call us nobodies. When I bet you nobody here knows you from hole in the wall. I bet you if I asked anybody in here who Johnny Star was. They would probably be like. Who the fork is that? B!tch ass suckas like you come a dime a dozen homey.

That's so damn true. Ya mean. You come out here with your lame ass, tired ass, boring ass couple of sentences. Ya mean. Basically blowing hot air out yo ass. Yous a silly muthaforker ain't ya. Come out here all big and bad. When you ain't bout sh!t. Ya mean. Chi and I don't have the slights problem whoopin' yo dumb ass all over this ring. But I suggest you find your a partner. Preferably someone who can deal with your stupidity for picking fights you can't hope to win.

Yo Kid. This jack monkey is ruining my buzz man. I'm just looking at his dopey face is pissing me off. I mean this guy is dumber the Forest Gump or even Gomer dude. Sh!t he make them guys for the movie Dumber and Dumber look like forking Einsteins. But on the real it's whatever man. Ya dig.

.: The crowd laughs at Chi's comments toward Star. Then start to chant Forest Gump. M.V.P tries to settle the down before he starts to speak. :.

Yo. Yo. Dig this y'all. Don't be so hard on the guy. He can't help it that he's dumber the a bag of rocks. To be honest he looks like some F-list third rate rock n' roller. Who couldn't even brake into the music biz. So he decided to see how much he can suck as a wrestler, but what do I know. But by all means if can find a partner for Exodus. Do so. Then we will face, and put the beat down on you. Ya mean.

We never claimed to be anybody special. We are just passionated about tag team wrestler and wrestling in general. So you go get ya boy Mr. Rockstar, and let do the damn thang. Are you can be crazy enough to face us in a handicap match. I really don't give a sh!t either way. It's your funeral dude. So the choice is yours. Because you know where we stand.

Now can you dig that. You b!tch ass sum'b!tch. Cuz I came here to chew bubblegum, and to whoop some ass. An I'm fresh out of bubblegum. So bring if you can.

.: Kid just shakes his head and chuckles. As the crowd chants for the home team. Tha Hood Connect looks at Johnny Star with their arms folded. Waiting to see what dumb ass sh!t he gonna say next. :.