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Post by PornStar on Dec 27, 2007 14:06:25 GMT -5
"CALLER!!! My dick's in yer ear!!!" |
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Joe Bruiser
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Dec 27, 2007 14:10:31 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Haha same ol same ol Jason, long time no talk and see. Hows it going man? I see that this radio show is pretty popular? Who was that gay mother fucker that you were flirting with just a minute ago?[/glow]
Joe laughs as he waits for a response.
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Post by PornStar on Dec 27, 2007 14:20:43 GMT -5
"Your father. Said there was a reason why your momma didn't get thanked for cookin' Christmas dinner, yo.
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Leave me out of this.
What's on yer mind, Bruiser? You finally shave off that afro you were growin' round yer shaft yet?
Or... shake off me smokin' both you and Diamond like the li'l bitchez ya are?" |
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Joe Bruiser
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Dec 27, 2007 14:31:36 GMT -5
Joe laughs.
[glow=blue,2,300]Haha very funny Jason, but I will admit I didn't take you seriously that match. I was worried about Diamond more, BIG mistake. Although he was a good challenger but you did steal the win from us both. Hahaha nah I still have the big Red FRO on my big ol head. Although, during the off season I did get it dreaded up. it didn't look so bad but I missed my FRO to much haha. So how has Mr, Dicky been? Fucked anymore women since your arrival here? And don't lie about it we ALL know you have at least fucked like 10 women since arriving here? [/glow]
Joe coughs.
*COUGH KIM MASTERS COUGH*
[glow=blue,2,300]Excuse me, I am getting over the flu or some shit.[/glow]
Joe laughs as he waits for Jason to respond.
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Post by zachary on Dec 27, 2007 14:37:59 GMT -5
Star was sitting there in his locker room and he had the radio turned up and he just kept listening to all the callers who called were a bunch of wrestlers. He knew what it was so he flipped out his cell phone and dialed the number. He began to call and the phone just kept on ringing... and ringing... and ringing.[glow=red,2,300]Star[/glow]
"How long does this take?" [/size]
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Post by PornStar on Dec 28, 2007 13:39:06 GMT -5
"I just got done fuckin' a woman and about to shoot some foot long hot dogs down some more's throats in a few when Jin gets here, so you already know that.
Released about four DVDs since I been here too. No lie. This world is tainted by my penis."
*CLICK*
Jason hangs up on Joe, picking up the other one...
"CALLER!!! My dick's in yer ear!!!!" |
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Post by PornStar on Jan 1, 2008 13:36:20 GMT -5
***CLICK!!!!!!!!**** [/u] "Someone trace the call, ban that noob, and tell him to quit wastin' my time.
Alright, next up on the Exodus shit list... ANYBODY see this Nitro lookin' bastard that is like, fuckin' EVERYWHERE, but ends up having to fight a bitch after invading like, 7 promos or something like that? Hell, what's his name....
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Johnny Star, right? Yeah... So, I'm sittin' here, reviewin' some PPV footage while that asshole that didn't answer just sat me on the line, and there's like, fuckin' 5 promos in the ring that guy showed up in and did nothin'. Like... for real. Lessee here... tries to hijack Jenkin's vs Cruise and Kincaid, shows up for Miles runnin' a truck on supernoob Rockstar, shows up in a few other skits, probably called my ass and not said shit, and then left Tha Hood Connect hangin'. I'm callin' racism on that last one...
Hey, Hood? If ya can't find a match, I'll come fight ya since that noob done fucked up. Find me a tag partner and have a go at with ya... I guess I could stomach someone for the night. 'Sides, gettin' in the ring sounds fun. Least I could do after seein' that fuckhead waste yer time. Gimme a call if ya want that one...
Other than that? Ban that motherfucker... NOW! He's wastin' time.
NEXT up...
Johnny Star vs that one broad... um... Amy? Bitch better whip his ass. Nuff said... hit 'im in the face with a chair for me, toots. I'll show ya a good time for doing so.
What we got on the cards next...
Another commercial?
Yeah, probably, check ya back in a few..."[/font][/center] |
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Post by theman on Jan 2, 2008 16:14:02 GMT -5
The Man is lying down on a bed at a massage store. He is receiving a massage from one of the hottest bitches that the store has to offer.
[glow=purple,2,300]Ohhhh yeah keep that shit going homie.[/glow]
Man decides to call in to the radio station of Jason Arielle. He herd that it was one hell of a station so he figured he would call in at least one time.
[glow=purple,2,300]Yo pretty lady who just loves to rub The Mans body haha, bring The Man his phone will ya?[/glow]
Ok.
[glow=purple,2,300]Thanks baby doll.[/glow]
The girl brings Man his phone.
[glow=purple,2,300]Twas the night before Christmas and all threw the house, not a creature was stirring, except for THE MAN.[/glow]
Man calls up Pornstars station.
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Post by PornStar on Jan 3, 2008 0:40:49 GMT -5
Jason was still going on his rant about the other noob again, when the phone rings.
"If this is that same noob again, I'm fuckin' bustin' out the BANT stick!!!"
He picks up.
"FUCKIN' WHAT???!!!" |
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Post by theman on Jan 3, 2008 0:56:01 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Yo yo yo don't fuckin what Pornstar, The Man wants to know have you had a... OH DEAR LORD child do that again.[/glow]
Jason is like what?
[glow=purple,2,300]Rub The Man there just twenty more times will ya. So JaSOOOOOOON damn, girl. Jason my man with the plan The Man always herd that you were one messed up crazy sonuvabitch homie sadler. And also The Man herd that he will be facing YOU at Exodus? Now Tell The Men how in the world did that shit happen dawg? I thought I was going to face that religious mother fucker Damion "Jesus" Cross?[/glow]
The Man waits for a response and grunts one more time to the girl who is massaging his back.
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Post by PornStar on Jan 3, 2008 1:14:53 GMT -5
His eyebrow raises.
"You're the mawfugger' that's got all them goddamn Mister T chain's having offa ya?"
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"HAW HAW HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [/font] Yeah, ain't no containin' it after that shit... especially since this guy callin' up getting beat off by somebody...
"Hey, pumpkin, wassup? I figured, hey, what the fuck... I'll get me in the ring, swing me a few knuckles, whip some ass, and fuggin' forget about the queer-mo that's stalkin' my ass... you just seemed to be the open card since your Lord and Savior forgot how to fill out a registration form. Hell, ninja... after that? I'mma have some fun whippin' that ass... Face Down, Ass Up. All day long, bitch."[/center] |
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Post by theman on Jan 3, 2008 1:51:25 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Mr. T style chains? Well The Man must say he has never thought of that before homie. Face Down? Ass OH SHIT BABY one more time. So you pick The Man to be your first opponent after what a years worth of not wrestling or doing some REAL workouts? Shit, The Man hasn't done some real exercise since The Man discovered sex back in his early teens. Now from what The man has herd you and this gay homie sexual feller you speak of, have something going? or is that just a rumor that The Man has over herd from some unknown source that The Man knows? What in the name of my Lord Savior Damion Cross is that gay guys name anyways? I ran into him the other day, he was standing in your locker room arguing with some Justice feller.[/glow]
Man waits for a response.
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Post by PornStar on Jan 3, 2008 2:28:41 GMT -5
"Fuck that Jean queer-o'sexual... Asshole. Quit gettin' beat off when yer on the phone with me, too... ass'll have an even harder time gettin' laid with them nipple clamps on.
As for why I picked ya? Hell, why fuggin' not? It's the first GCW show, EVAR... and Hell, them broads only hired me to fuggin' announce. I saw Kross didn't get his shit in and I jumped at the chance. I gotta beat me some ass at least once in this goddamn company. Ass, hi, I'm Jason Arielle, and I'll be beating the shit outta ya come Exodus." |
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Post by theman on Jan 4, 2008 0:49:42 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Jean-Queer O Sexual? Man The Man says thats one fucked up name there homie. Yeah that SUPPOSABLY God of a man couldn't use any of his powers to sign up in time haha. The Man thinks he is scared of The Man, but hey, Ive sacred some peeps before homie sadler. OH GOOD GOD ALL MIGHTY, The Man loves this massage thing Pornstar. The Man says you should try this shit sometime homie.[/glow]
Man pauses for a moment, then speaks again.
[glow=purple,2,300]Alright look, The Man says lets try to have a good match ite? No showman shit, no cheating shit, and last but not least NO GAY SHIT ITE? Just a good well fought match up between two of the best in the business. Ya feel me homie?[/glow]
Man waits for a response.
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Post by PornStar on Jan 4, 2008 0:54:32 GMT -5
"Fuck off and show up in the ring, bitch. All ya gotta do. Reap what you sew... you're the one who said "yeah."
*CLICK*
Jason hangs up the phone on him...
"Awright, awright... we got us one last caller now that I'm sick of bitches... TOOTS!!! Mah dick's in yer ear..."
Jason's eyes widen as he hears the voice coming over the phone... |
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